if you could have a nice spliff before a facial or a nice massage would you? what am i saying of course you would. I'm in the industry and just wondered if there was a call for it.
Ta xx
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if you could have a nice spliff before a facial or a nice massage would you? what am i saying of course you would. I'm in the industry and just wondered if there was a call for it.
Ta xx
"industry"...."facial"....what exactly do you mean by "spliff"
spliff = joint, blunt (whatever you want to call it)
facial = beauty treatment
industry = i'm a beauty therapist
ok sweetie x
Lol, how can you not know what a spliff is?
cheers lip i didn't like to say x
oh, ok, for a minute i thought you meant industry=xxx facial=seamen face. Strange how beauty therapist and porn star have a lot of the same vocabulary words.
are you trying to be an arse or does it come naturally?
all natural baby.
well sorry hun but i was talking about beauty treatments not porn x:)
No disrespect to you, but in Left's defense that is what I thought you wre talking about too. Dirty minds I suppose.
none taken hun my boyf just explained to me so i can see how you came to that conclusion (i will make sure i word it properly next time) or perhaps not ask again x
i knew wat a spliff was wen i was 9
how could u not
spliff seems like an older persons word all the kids say joint but my dad says spliff.
i say
Jay-son
io'd love a spliff and beauty treatment, and im a guy
I like how the thread name was "For the girls" and all the responses are guys.:p
I SO would! That would be so relaxing, all stoned and tripping out while getting a massage....now I want a massage :(
Well girls, we let you vote so that means we get to answer which ever questions we wantQuote:
Originally Posted by phoenix
well if your ever in my area guys, your more than welcome to pop by and i would be happy to oblige (the treatment and JOINT)
P.s smokin endo i'm 25 babe so not that old yet x x
LMFAO :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Left
yeah, joints and massages would go well together.
havent read the rest of the thred yet but ahaha thats brilliant i love international forums!Quote:
Originally Posted by Left
... but to have that many posts and not get it... it cant be excused by being american thats just plain stupid.
Oh and about the topic I think a spliff and a massage is awsome... a spliff and sex is the ultimate though... actually no.. a spliff, followed by a massage followed by sex... followed by another spliff. Thats my idea of heaven :rasta:
Okay, I'd love to get stoned before a nice pedicure and calf massage!
My boyfriend got in trouble with our chiropractor, who does a lot of massge work during the sessions, for showing up stoned... it was hilarious.
I don't get my nails done because it's boring and my fingernails are dirty all the time anyway from gardening, but if I did I'd like to be able to smoke DURING the treatment!
Hey Rachel, if you're in the industry, you could carve out a nice niche for yourself doing house calls so your girlies could smoke during their facials.
BTW that's my name too!
I smoked a nice joint before an accupuncture treatment for back pain and insomnia... Those needles work very well on their own, but I was out like a light in about 15 minutes.
It was great- if the treatment is very relaxing for you, the doctor will allow a 2 hour sort of "healing nap" with soft music, candles, and, well, wow. It was great.
Thats a good point, house to house stoned massages. You'd make alot of money.Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
Thanks guys i'll give it a try then, pity you dont all live by me x
I love both things so why not put them together?
I think an exfoliating scrub would be the BEST.
I have been well aware of what a spliff is. I said what do you mean BY spliff not what IS a spliff
its funny how everybody was calling you stupid for not knowing what a spliff was and they didnt even get your reference. lol
yes, def.
I read "seamen" in the context and I about died << :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by Left
Yes, those Seamen have very stubbly faces after they've been on ships for many months...
But semen is quite smooth.
LMAO that was bad.
im saying spliff now for joints. dont really like calling it a joint, cant call it a j around here anymore cause that now refers to blunts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokin EnDo
spliff = tabacoo and weed mix ussally
joint = pure weed
there IS a diffrence