You know you're high when...

...you have to act normal. After reviewing all the different cues as to how you can tell if you're high, I realized the biggest sign to knowing if you're high is that you have to act normal. Let me tell you though, that is probably the hardest thing to do and that's something they don't teach you in school or anywhere else for that matter. It might be the hardest thing to do, but it's also the most fun. Next time you smoke, think about it. You're gonna get to a point when you have to act normal. When this point comes, that's when you know you're officially fried. That's how I know if I'm high. When I have to act like I'm sober...I know I've reached a good plateau for myself. Other things might be forgetting the punchline to your stories. I do that very often. I will be telling a story and someone will question something and when I'm done answering their question, I have forgot what it was I was talking about. So, everyone...tell me because inquiring minds want to know, a.k.a. myself. How do you know when you're high?

I know Im high when Im looking for something thats in my hand....

Yea trivium for sure, the last time I was able to smoke it was some mad chrons somthin im not used to. There was 3 of us talkin and havin a good time and I was like where the fuck is the bowl!

And it was on my lap.

i know im baked when i stumble to the stash spot to get my weed and roll another blunt

Haha I do that same shit all the time. I'll be looking for something and get pissed off when I can't find it and it's always in my pocket or hand. Also, I can't roll a joint high. It takes too long cause I'm shaking too much and I'm too busy laughing to control my actions.

Haha, its sure a bitch aint it guys. You look downright stupid when you do it in a room full of people and start getting angry because you cant find it.....

Heh I do this way too much.

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Originally Posted by B u M b L ee K y

...you have to act normal. After reviewing all the different cues as to how you can tell if you're high, I realized the biggest sign to knowing if you're high is that you have to act normal. Let me tell you though, that is probably the hardest thing to do and that's something they don't teach you in school or anywhere else for that matter. It might be the hardest thing to do, but it's also the most fun. Next time you smoke, think about it. You're gonna get to a point when you have to act normal. When this point comes, that's when you know you're officially fried. That's how I know if I'm high. When I have to act like I'm sober...I know I've reached a good plateau for myself.

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Take an acting class, seriously. I took acting classes for 8 years throughout middle/highschool and college. They have so many benefits, from getting people over their fear of speaking in front of large groups (just about everybody has that fear, don't deny it), to learning how to bluff your way out of most situations. Acting is, at its core, impersonation. You have to truly become the character on stage, you can't just be representing them. Thus, the more acting experience you get, the easier it is to assume and change personas at will. Now, I'm not talking about switching, for example, from a neurotic accountant to some millionaire playboy at the drop of a hat, but being able to, say, when your high, ACT as if you are sober. With practice, you can easily learn to act your way out of a lot of bad situations, and keep your high going.

They also (inadvertantly) teach you how to become an good liar. :D

I know Im high when Im agreeing with most everything people say. Also, I can just feel it coming on its so funny. Also if you get like one of those laughs where you cant stop, you know your baked.

hahah its funny reading these, so much to relate to

PEACE

when...

in your web browser you click file and you genuinely can't tell which options are greyed out. Get high and try it out!

Trust me :rasta:

you know you're high when you start explaining something deep to someone then if u take ONE SPLIT SECOND break from explaining it....u cant remember what u were explaining....

also when u make a whole shit load of posts on this site and u cant remember where any of them were when u go back to check them

When I stop and notice how bad ass my bowl is and just look at it for like 10 mins, and watch the colors changing.

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Originally Posted by S.L.D. 420

When I stop and notice how bad ass my bowl is and just look at it for like 10 mins, and watch the colors changing.

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lmao ^^ i do that too...it def doesnt look as cool when sober...and its awesome as fuck looking when im high

you know you're high when you can't remember what you were going to do before you starting smoking. Happens all the time.

moonwolf- ahhaahha i love that, or when youll be walkin around (best outdoors, sidewalks/adventures/going to get munch

And you will be walking and talking with buddies and then you just totally forget

1) Why am I walking?
2) Where are we going?

ah, thats great

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Originally Posted by Acouwaila

you know you're high when you start explaining something deep to someone then if u take ONE SPLIT SECOND break from explaining it....u cant remember what u were explaining....

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My friend does that all the time and it's annoying and funny at the same.
You know you're high when you forget your name. ;)

forget your name, ahahha thats brutal

You look around and see things, but you can't percieve what you just saw. Also, when you get really impatient with yourself and you feel like you can't do anything fast enough. But when I'm really fucked, I walk around, and it feels like I'm only there like half the time. Almost like I'm seeing little clips of what's going on, like strobe vision or something.:stoned: :thumbsup: :dance:

You know you're high when you pack bowl after bowl because you're already fucking sky high and feel so good that you just don't give a fuck anymore so you smoke some more.

you know your high when you get a stiffy and you think its 30 second tumor

dude you know your high when you smoke a little extra to sleep better/goto sleep and you some too much and end up watching tv or fucking around on cannabis.com all night on a work night :/ i gotta go

If im stoned i sometimes try to act normal, cos it just cracks me up. Give it 30secs and im on the floor laughing my fucking ass off... it just cant be done.

you know your high when your walking and you run straight into a telephone pole casue you coulnd't tell how far away it was.

true stroy BTW:stoned:

Yeah, that is true for me. When I smoke, I lose all my ability to judge distances. My perspective gets all fucked up...can't even light a joint when need be. :(

1) When I close my eyes and I get these flashes *not visuals, just like a flicker*

2) When I stop talking for 1 second and forget what I was saying

3) When doing more than one task at a time takes excessive concentration

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Originally Posted by B u M b L ee K y

...you have to act normal. After reviewing all the different cues as to how you can tell if you're high, I realized the biggest sign to knowing if you're high is that you have to act normal. Let me tell you though, that is probably the hardest thing to do and that's something they don't teach you in school or anywhere else for that matter. It might be the hardest thing to do, but it's also the most fun. Next time you smoke, think about it. You're gonna get to a point when you have to act normal. When this point comes, that's when you know you're officially fried. That's how I know if I'm high. When I have to act like I'm sober...I know I've reached a good plateau for myself. Other things might be forgetting the punchline to your stories. I do that very often. I will be telling a story and someone will question something and when I'm done answering their question, I have forgot what it was I was talking about. So, everyone...tell me because inquiring minds want to know, a.k.a. myself. How do you know when you're high?

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Your assuming that from the start you act normal....You know your high when your blood is saturated with thc. Reached a good plateau. there is only one pleateau when you smoke bud. Its a different story when you eat it. I mean, what you have described, forgetting stories and such could be under the title "how do you know when you get a concushon". For many of the stoners on this forum being high is normal. Isnt normal just what ever happens most of the time? ex: we [U]normally[U] close at 8 but tonight well be open untill 830.

I know Im stoned when......

- My Conscious changes
- Deep thinking about my life, family, friends etc
- My eyes looks like I just woke up from bed (Almost squinting))

are you implying that monks are all stoned?

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Originally Posted by Left

are you implying that monks are all stoned?

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I am now :D

I know when im stoned when I drive down the main road here in town and cant decide if I want Lee's Chicken, Pizza Hut, Wendys, Arbys, Mcdonalds or even Taco bell. And before I know it im at the end of the street and gotta turn around.

And still decide...

good im not the only one gettin every one of these. i will be thinking about some GREAT idea, you know, something magnificent that you are really excited to tell somebody, then you call your friend to tell him and when he picks up you have NO IDEA what you thought was so great. Makes me wonder if i should just talk into a voice recorder as i think so i can actually use these great ideas

funny thread

I know I'm high when:
1) I can't tell wheather or not I'm saying stuff out loud or just thinking it, I either think I'm saying something and it turns out it's just my thoughts in my head or the other way around.
2) I'm can't find my flip-flops or cell phone
3)One time when I smoke this shit a guy called "old peoples weed" everytime I took a hit I felt like I was being streched and got tunnel vision
4)I tell everyone what I truly think of them or a siguation we are in, but it's ussually funny, basically the lovable asshole.
5) anytime someone asks for the answer of a question that is a number I say 42

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Originally Posted by hello3pat

I know I'm high when:
1) I can't tell wheather or not I'm saying stuff out loud or just thinking it, I either think I'm saying something and it turns out it's just my thoughts in my head or the other way around.
2) I'm can't find my flip-flops or cell phone
3)One time when I smoke this shit a guy called "old peoples weed" everytime I took a hit I felt like I was being streched and got tunnel vision
4)I tell everyone what I truly think of them or a siguation we are in, but it's ussually funny, basically the lovable asshole.
5) anytime someone asks for the answer of a question that is a number I say 42

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Your thinking way to loud man. or you are talking way to quiet or you have a very large nose that impeeds the sight of your mouth and the nostrils of that size nose must bring in so much air that you cant differenciate weather its just the breeze from your breathing or your mouth moving.

When I have to think through every single little step of a process (for instance, getting dressed, unloading the dishwasher) and then I forget what I was going to do next - like if I have to get dressed to go out, I'll get dressed, then forget why. (Duh.) If I want to eat, but the dishes are dirty, I'll unload the dishwasher and then sit down to watch TV and forget all about why I was going to unload the dishwasher in the first place. (Duh.)

I bet that "old people's weed" = salvia.

Either way, that is wild.

Smoking Monkey- That happens to me ALL THE TIME, and all the time when Im sober to ahah

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Originally Posted by D1me

good im not the only one gettin every one of these. i will be thinking about some GREAT idea, you know, something magnificent that you are really excited to tell somebody, then you call your friend to tell him and when he picks up you have NO IDEA what you thought was so great. Makes me wonder if i should just talk into a voice recorder as i think so i can actually use these great ideas

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That happens to me too. Just the other day I called these friends of mine and I was so excited to be like "DUDE you are NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS" and then... "Hello?" "Ummm... hi... it's me." "Monkey?" "Yeah... dude... um..." "What's up? It's kind of late." "Yeah.. sorry... I just called... cause... um... I was just wondering if you wanted to have coffee tomorrow." (NOT the reason I called at all... just made it up to cover my true spaciness.)