I think after I got over the shock of things. I would go on a search for weed, find all the weed I could and hoard it, and then find some destructive millitary vechile and go on a rampage lol
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I think after I got over the shock of things. I would go on a search for weed, find all the weed I could and hoard it, and then find some destructive millitary vechile and go on a rampage lol
If I was the last person, I'd disrobe myself, cover myself in marmite and hit the bong sitting on Queen Liz' thrown, while reciting ancient texts.
NECROPHILIA!!
Collect and save as much knowledge (books) as I could, and store them in a protected place where they could hopefully survive for a long time with minimum damage. I would then attempt to create some sort of lasting monument detailing as much as I knew about how humanity died out/disappeared, so that should some intelligence ever visit Earth in the future, they might know what happened as well as how advanced we were.
Then I would hoard a lot of herb and just try and travel around as much as I could before inevitably degenerating into a crippling psychosis from lack of human contact and killing myself.
Kill Myself .....(i hate bein left out :()
after i cried lol.. i would,
sit down, smoke a blunt, and finally enjoy PEACE in the world. this would be the only way that peace in the world would ever happen.. then i would go swimming, eat some food. do some drugs, get drunk, smoke some more, listen to music etc. then eventually get bored, go outta my mind
LOL! That was funny to me for some reason...probably cause of the smilie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes
lol good thats what i was after, now for a serious answer.. i'd do what myMARYJANE said... and i totally agree that thats the only way there will ever be Peace on earth.... unless of course it was potsmokingnome that was left lol :DQuote:
Originally Posted by B u M b L ee K y
PotSmokingnome- "Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of... aww fuck it where'd i put my bong" :p
I'd gather all the weed and smoking supplies I could find and go on a trip across the world.
I would continue AI research, and build myself a smoking buddy.
I'd find a source of water, some shelter, some food, and then, if my luck still held, I'd go round up some of the orphaned dogs and kitties of the world so I wouldn't be totally alone. Then I'd probably cry for a while. THEN I'd worry about finding something to smoke, but only after the other practical matters were covered. I'd be very depressed if I were in those circumstances, even with pets around.
cock a doodle doo
I would turn the world into one giant sphere of Cannabis Cultivation. Then Declare myself Ruler of "The Round Bud". THEN, turn a volcano into a HUGE vaporizer. Then probably pass out...
The REAL "Green and Blue" Sphere in the solar System ;)
-Haz
Rape my nextdoor neighbour
i would find all the bud i could, plant all the hemp seeds i could, everywhere i could. id dance around naked while howling to the moon after taking bong rips off of a bong that i constructed to be 2 stories and, well, id get pretty lonely so before all the corpses rotted id have my way with'em, then id find a bunch of rolling papers and roll a blunt the length of a powerpole and see if i could finish it. then id probably find a motorcycle and fill it up and go traveling
After I got over the shock of things, I'd get fuckin naked man. Man was made to be naked, so fuck it! I'd probably find some weaponry of some kind, grab a bottle of Tequila, and kick it Mexican style.
i greatly enjoy being naked so i would walk around naked and spend the rest of my life being stoned off my ass.
After id had my fun with my marmite and tokin on queen liz's throne I'd kick this guys ass:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaOctane12
Peace
Buddy
:::hands Buddy a pair of steel capped DM's:::Quote:
Originally Posted by buddymyfriend
One for each foot!?! Now we're in business!:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lulu
Peace
Buddy strappin on his size 11 DMs, hope u have big feet Lulu!:D
id go to yosemite and jump off glacier point
or maybe have sex with a cockaroach to start
a new stronger population
cockaroaches, if there was a a humanXcockroach species then this world would be populated in no time and they would be called cockmans
Hmmm, if i was the only person left on earth... i would probably gather as much weed as i could, im thinking pounds if not more. Keep on packing bowl after bowl until i ultimately got so high i died.
Assuming that wouldnt happen though i would go swipe a sick car and drive as fast as i could down some long stretch of road. play some x-box on the huge screens at best buy. chill at a movie theater all day and watch free movies. and eventually kill myself because of lonelyness. i think id still wear pants though.
;) lol
Lol Lulu, not my thing.Do you have anything in a slimmer heal and prehaps a lil ribbon on the toe?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lulu
Peace
Buddy
well first id start growing next to an amusement park and ride all thye rides i could, and i would mastrubate alot from the lack of women and then i would smoke, eat, swim, and fly into space on a nasa rocket with 10 years worth of food and see where i go
Well, i would definetly get naked for sure. Drive to my dealers house and take all the weed. Then proceed to get as much weed as possible. Then i would make sure that i had enough food. I have a wal mart and tons of grocery stores by my house. Im sure thats enough canned food and stuff to last me a lifetime.
After i had everything figured out i would probably get higher than ive ever been. I would smoke all day every day. And provided i still had electricity somehow i would watch movies also. I would not use the toilet. I would throw my feces at wild animals for entertainment.
Oh and of course. Go to a ferarri dealership and drive a ferarri. (buck naked of course).
I would also break into houses and live in a different house each day unless i found one that was amazing. Yah id probably get out to LA and live in a giant house that some famous person owned.
Although.. imagine if everybody died except people who smoked weed. It would be sweet. And we would still walk around naked and shit. PEACE
Observe life as the only person on Earth.
fuck sheep
I'd buy a Go-Kart and ride it throughout my neighborhood wearing a costume of Gene Simmons.
How trippy would it be? Too be the only person alive on plant earth?
I'd say i'd hit up some banks but if no one was alive what would be the point? lol. I'd drive the finest autos, Test fly some planes. Go rade your friends stash, Toke up... do what ever.
I would dose on lsd, mushrooms, mescaline, and ayahuasca (DMT) all day everyday and communicate with whatever the fuck my mind wants to communicate with. :cool:
I'd be nice if atleast one girl was left on earth...
I would get all the seeds I could and plant them, if I ever found anyone but me I'd kill them lol!
i dont think id want to trip on anything if i was the last person on earth... it would be enough of shitty experience at first, add to that the worst bad trip ever? dont think my mind could handle it.
lol well saidQuote:
Originally Posted by MyMARYJANE
Stop by the convient store grab blunt wraps,blacks and lighters( i dont smoke but...fuck it im the only one left might as well)and load it into my fresh off the lot jeep commander.
Find a cool house and pimp it out and such and grow pot in my front and back yards, then finally go to the gun store and pick out a nice piece....just to make sure if i find a male survivour, he wont take my kingdom.
Mostly ride around in my jeep smoking blunts naked screaming and listening to loud rap music, all while obeying the speed limit of course.
Well, let's face it, you're not going to want to hang around in the cities. With everybody dead, all inhabited areas are quickly going to be infiltrated with the stench of rotting corpses. From a practical point of view then, the first thing to do would be to steal a car.
Then I would gather up all the basic tools and supplies I need to live, and a whole bunch of seeds (fruit seeds, vegetable seeds, and of course cannabis seeds), and I would raid houses and police stations for weed until I had a shitload. I would also raid supermarkets for food, especially canned food. Lots of food.
Then I would find a house to live in somewhere far enough from a city to not stink of rotting corpse but close enough that I could return for supplies if I had to. Preferably in a climate where you can still harvest plants in the winter. I would grow my own weed and try to start growing my own food.
I'm a pretty solitary person, but I think I would eventually go crazy with no human contact and the constant depressing reminder that I am the last specimen of Homo sapiens that there will ever be. I might commit suicide, or I might learn to cope with it. I don't know and I'm glad I don't.
Buddy, make sure you pimp out your boots with little jingle bells on the toes... who doesn't wanna hear that while they're stomping someone's head in?
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Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Well sir, you hit a fine point.
After visualizing what you said, it kind of made me feel like actually doing that! It would be one hell of an adventure! It would become very depressing without humans for sure, but hey, nobody mentioned animals? I could keep happy with furry little friends.
Nothing wrong with a lil fun with the lil furry friends, right?
Besides, after trying several types of animals, perhaps you'd find one that would give birth to an actual intelligent creature.
Someone please enlight us on this matter and try it yourself!!