Pot Etiquette

For all the knewer smokers, I think it would be a good idea to let them know some of the important rules. This would insure that they don't look stupid while smoking with a more exprienced smoker and prevent embarressment. You guys could write down some rules that you think are important.

1. Never beg to get high, you don't want to look like a fiend. Also hitting a cashed bowl after someone told you it was cashed does not make you look like a big time smoker, just makes you look stupid.

--Feel free to add what you think is important.:rasta:

Never steal someone elses herb!:mad:

dont slobber on the damn blunt
dont lick the piece
dont dog on someone elses weed
dont smoke and then dip out right afterwards
dont sit with the blunt forever, but dont bitch about it cuz thats annoying
assimilate yourself to your situation, dont be a bitch if everyone is silly and laughy, dont be crazy and laughy if everyone else isnt...u know
dont get all sketched out and if u do then dont really act like it
help someone out when youre high...if you got an extra buck grab your friend some munchies or somethin to drink
dont bitch about the quality of someone's weed, thats so fucking rude
always remember to smoke someone up after they do it to you or offer them some money, most people dont take the money but still
dont walk out the room with the blunt or the pipe
dont fuck up rotation
dont spill bongwater
have fun

oh yeah and dont bitch about the music if someone smokes you up. if u wanna change the music ask if its cool

pass it to the left, always

dont freak out if any of the above goes wrong
i hate that shit like i smoked with this kid a few times and id be blazzed pass the pipe the wrong way and he'd flip and yell for like an hour, even though it was my weed and my pipe but shit happens.

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Originally Posted by bentleygtgirl

always remember to smoke someone up after they do it to you or offer them some money, most people dont take the money but still

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I'd like to add to this one.

If someone smokes you up, either return the favor, give some money, or give them something in return. For example my friend went out of his way to get me high the other night (well I should say morning, 2:30 in the morning, he had work at 8), so I gave him a mix cd of a whole bunch of Psychedelic bands he's never heard before. I'm still going to smoke him up at some point in the future though, even though that cd was fucking mind blowing as hell, as it just feels right to do so.

as for other rules:

Don't be an asshole.

I can't think of any others.

If you side track a blunt, fix it, don't pass it to the next person to fix.

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Originally Posted by EbelEyes

I'd like to add to this one.

If someone smokes you up, either return the favor, give some money, or give them something in return. For example my friend went out of his way to get me high the other night (well I should say morning, 2:30 in the morning, he had work at 8), so I gave him a mix cd of a whole bunch of Psychedelic bands he's never heard before. I'm still going to smoke him up at some point in the future though, even though that cd was fucking mind blowing as hell, as it just feels right to do so.

as for other rules:

Don't be an asshole.

I can't think of any others.

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Yo what are some of those songs man?

i love threads like this.

basically just common sence. use social judgement. smoking marijuana is an art and everyone does it differently. if your smoking with someone for the first time, adapt yourself to the situation and dont make yourself look like a smartass or dumbfuck.

follow the simple rules, dont niga lip, dont spill the bong, return the favor of packing a bowl. etc. common sence.

keep it going the same direction, if theres a run fix it, dont reach out and grab the joint from the one toking it, theyll pass it when its time to get passed.

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Originally Posted by Fan o KmK

i love threads like this.

basically just common sence. use social judgement. smoking marijuana is an art and everyone does it differently. if your smoking with someone for the first time, adapt yourself to the situation and dont make yourself look like a smartass or dumbfuck.

follow the simple rules, dont niga lip, dont spill the bong, return the favor of packing a bowl. etc. common sence.

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Yeah, very true. Well said.
Its not rocket science. Unless you live under a rock and dont know people or dont get out much.. Then there's going to be serious newbie ass kicked.
there must be tolerance on the more experienced side too. cant blame a newbie for making mistakes.:thumbsup:

dont lose the blunt in the bushes

if someone blazes you out, be a nice guy and get them a drink or some munchies... that shit goes a long way

i was rolling a blunt with my ex gf beside me and she kept sayin "god this is taking forever hurry up"

and im pretty sure u shouldnt act like an eager asshole about shit when im rolling a blunt...be patient for it

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Originally Posted by bentleygtgirl

"dont dog on someone elses weed
dont smoke and then dip out right afterwards
dont sit with the blunt forever, but dont bitch about it cuz thats annoying
assimilate yourself to your situation, dont be a bitch if everyone is silly and laughy, dont be crazy and laughy if everyone else isnt...u know
dont get all sketched out and if u do then dont really act like it"
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"dont bitch about the quality of someone's weed, thats so fucking rude
always remember to smoke someone up after they do it to you..."

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I know one kid I used to smoke with did that to me all the f*ing time.
Pissed one of my friends other friends off alot. Pissed me off too.

haha if you need help in a new area and someone helps you score some smoke GIVE THEM A KICK BACK examples (smoke with them, if they cant get them a beer or toss em a bud) just remember when in someone elses home its there home, and they dont have to have you over. shit goes along ways and if your an ass or make an ass of of yourself, you might not get the pleasure again.:rasta:

Always have plenty of rizla, no likes going on a rizla mission during the early hours of the morning!

i think an important one is
dont take a hit you cant handle

Dont pass a loaded (with smoke) bong....clear it first!! I hate those bitches that *need a little more*...but pass it full, so your pull chockes the shit out of you!

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

pass it to the left, always

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..this has always been rule #1. It's tradition.

My main one is wait for the joint to be passed rather than hastling for it but also don't hog the joint especially if you are just letting it burn in your fingers while you are talking. Also don't take the piss out of peoples weed and don't freak high fuckers out.

The most important rule.

Dont smoke with anal retentive potheads who only let u smoke if you follow 10000001 rules, just have fun, chillax, dont be a dick and most importantly be curteous and polite to the person who's ganj it is.

Allow complaining about the cops coming to get us every 5 seconds.

I agree just use common sense, but no need to go overboard.. Just smoke it and don't be so anal about it.. No need for all these rules and regulations.

Just toke up and shut up :stoned:

the only ones that i think are needed are:
1) pass it to the left
2) dont insult someone elses roll, or their weed
3) chill the fuck out

I hate people who get paranoid before we're even smoking. You shouldn't be worried about getting caught and if you are, you shouldn't be smoking in the first place.

puff puff pass, keep the joint moving, don't talk your ass off when its your hit from the joint, and let the joint just burn itself as you blab your mouth off lol

HAHAHA dutch masta your sig is fucking hilarious.

its also genius... i think...

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

pass it to the left, always

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amen

obviously,

IF YOU GET CAUGHT YOU GET CAUGHT, nobody else

dont snitch...

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Originally Posted by make it legal

Yo what are some of those songs man?

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Here's the whole list:

1. Entheogenic - Spaced (Shulman Remix)
2. The Future Sound of London - Domain
3. Hallucinogen - Gamma Goblins (Its Turtles All The Way Down mix - Mixed by Ott)
4. The Future Sound of London - Cerebral
5. Shulman - The Unexpected Visitor
6. The Future Sound of London - Interstat
7. Younger Brother - Evil and Harm
8. Shulman - Another Paradigm
9. Hallucinogen - The Herb Garden
10. Hallucinogen - Angelic Particles
11. Entheogenic - Timeless E.S.P. (New Wasserboxer Mix - mixed by Ott)
12 Shpongle - Connoissuer of Hallucination - The Nebbish Route - Falling Awake (three Shpongle songs strung together by me.)

I could maybe give you some of it on AIM if you with.

THIS is why I smoke alone. So many rules... even from the inside... dude, just don't forget your manners and pass that shit on when it's ready to go.

Dont light the bowl any longer than you need to in order to get the cherry going, else you just incinerate the ganj real damn fast.

The only rule i have is - puff puff give if you wanna live.

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Originally Posted by shoi

i think an important one is
dont take a hit you cant handle

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this is so true.

for example i was blazin with some seniors for the first time the other day, i thought these kids were pretty cool and i was with a buddy of mine (same age as me) and he tried to take this fat ass bong rip to look cool. couldnt handle it. didnt even clear it. and everyone was liek dude umm...one, clear the bong, two, dont take such fat rips. all u gota do is take a nice good rip and clear the bong and u wont look stupid.