Okay, please keep your answers brief and to the point. Or at least STAY on the subject! Please add only one DO NOT per reply but feel free to add as many replies as you like!
Remember: This is someone Else's Pipe. Do NOT:
#1 Break it
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Okay, please keep your answers brief and to the point. Or at least STAY on the subject! Please add only one DO NOT per reply but feel free to add as many replies as you like!
Remember: This is someone Else's Pipe. Do NOT:
#1 Break it
Do Not...
Pocket it.
Always ask if its okay to use their pipe, some folk are funny about that!
DO NOT use a zippo on someone elses pipe
You shouldn't use a Zippo for any pipe or Bong.Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyAKABob
Don't put it in your pants under everything
no you shouldnt, but if they own the pipe and want to use a zippo thats their crazy choice, but using a zippo on someone elses pipe or bong is bad and wrongQuote:
Originally Posted by BobBong
Okay i can see your reasoning in that..Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyAKABob
Rule #5.
Don't pass someone else's pipe to someone holding a Zippo.
# DO NOT under any circumstance, lick their mouthpiece!
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by BobBong
lol thats a great rule.Quote:
Originally Posted by BobBong
DO NOT insult the pipe
Do not clean the pipe !
williswhatchyoutalkinabout ?Quote:
Originally Posted by PaRaNoIa
Eventually you need to clean that sucker.
My wife says, "If the pipe looks like a penis, don't hit it, just pass."
You poor guy,Quote:
Originally Posted by Phx
That's why i'm never getting married! :p :D :stoned:
Never stick the pipe up your butt and then laugh when your friend takes a toke. Believe me - things like this happen!
TGT
Never rub your pipe on a floater while tapping it out in the toilet, then just shake it off and go back to tokin!
damn there go my plans for the afternoon lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Phx
DO NOT slobber all over the piece
DO NOT have sex with it
Do not let the pipe sit there, as others can put it to better use.
Do not clean the bowl of my fucking bubbler with needle nose pliers and break out the center and then wake me up and tell me about it goddamnit.
I must admit, my friend did tolerate all the shit I gave him for doing so quite well and is the only person to date to actually buy me a pipe for breaking my old one. I guess he's not a dick. Hmm.
I have one of those. No wonder nobody wants to use it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phx
Do not hit the pipe with your nose.
Who'd actually buy a pipe that looks like a penis out of choice?
Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
I saw 2 of em at local head shop that the cock was the mouth piece and the dudes body was the chamber and the top of his head was the bowl.
a female.
TGT
Didn't buy it. It was a gift.Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
if you goob the mouthpiece, clean it before you pass it
hey... ive used my old metal pipe sort of as a dildo on my girl... when i scraped it and smoke the resin, it tasted like pussy... and so my pipe got naked the pussy pipeQuote:
Originally Posted by LittLeWinG
dont drop the glass on pavement while passing it.
Do not take their pipe and break it, then try to super glue it back together and say it was that way when you got it.
do not take a hit with the pipe 3/4 of the way in your mouth.
dont burn all the weed with one light
do not use the pipe as a fistpack
lol, just last night, me and my friend where blazing with MY pipe and we where both stoned out of our mind. i give it to him to pack another bowl. he has it on his lap and kinda moves to get his hand into his pocket.... i saw it all ... my pipe fell in slow motion and i couldnt move or stop it... it broke and now im a very sad panda. he gave me 25 dollors (price of pipe) + 5 for breaking it. i think ill just save up 20 or so and get a bong tho ;)
DO NOT give ur friend ur pipe to repack the bowl and have him put it on his lap while stoned