Bong Rules: The Do's and Don'ts...

Rule #1 The bong MUST be made of glass.

Please add only 1!

rule #2 - do not spill the bong water, or your blood will be spilled next

bong water must be clean before smoking

whoa i disagree witht he whole "bong must be made out of glass" cause from tie to time i will smoke a bong not made of glass and cant complain....so might wanna change rule number one.

Rule #3 NO DROOLING IN THE BONG.

blow out your carb before you pass it

Bong may be made of alternative materials. WHEN NECESSARY.

#6-dont cough into the fucking bong. if you cant hit it, dont try

dont smoke the whole bowl in one hit

^^Whah?? You don't pack snappers ever?

#7 - Don't break the bong.

#8 do not have sex with the bong

8. when placing the bong back on the table, never place it on the side of the table always place in the direct middle.

i dont agree with #8...sex with ur bong is perfectly healthy...what ur just gonna make out with, suck on it and then leave it hanging?...thats fucked up...

#9...dont bring munchies if ur smoking with a fat kid...

#10: The bong is not a water gun. If you feel the need to cough please do so outside the bong.

#11 DO NOT INSULT THE BONG IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM. I cannot stress this enough.

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Originally Posted by couch-potato

#11 DO NOT INSULT THE BONG IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM. I cannot stress this enough.

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and saying not to have sex with the bong...is an insult :D

#12:
When operating cheap 5-12$ glass sliders,
ONCE REMOVED, DO NOT FORCE SLIDER BACK INTO THE FEMALE!
owner will snap, you will crack and the slider will break.

#8(revised) if you are going to have sex with your bong, clean it out afterwards

#13 One forfeits one's privelleges and respect if one ever intentionally partakes in the consumption of bong water. Its doesn't get you high and it hasn't been funny since 9th grade.

drinking the water... i've done that.. laughing.. not many a year ago..

that rule should have exception for when in play of profit or for the 'f.u.b.a.r.' kid at the party to prove he is indeed, 'fucked up beyond any recognition' on whim of dare >:3

#14 when you are passing the bong, pay attention and have a firm grip on it. no one likes a spilled bong, or a broken one either

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Originally Posted by halosin8r

drinking the water... i've done that.. laughing.. not many a year ago..

that rule should have exception for when in play of profit or for the 'f.u.b.a.r.' kid at the party to prove he is indeed, 'fucked up beyond any recognition' on whim of dare >:3

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Lol, maybe add a clause that allows it to be used as pennace for losing a bet or something. My asshole roomate strains the stuff out of his bong water and stinks up our microwave drying it out and smokes that shit. He calls it grunge and claims it gets you fucked up. I refuse to partake in that jackassery.

lol wtf...he doesnt actually get high does he?? lmao thats dirt baggish

do not wrap your lips on the outside of the bong. always put them inside. i saw one chick do that tonight and it looks fucking disgusting

#16 do not sodomize yourself and/or others with the bong

#17 if you break it, you buy it. its fucked up if you dont otherwise, especially if its a nice one.

Rule #420.1 Dont HOLD the Bong! Hit it and pass!

#19 DO load the bowl if its empty, an empty bong is an unhappy bong

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Originally Posted by baisez le monde.

do not wrap your lips on the outside of the bong. always put them inside. i saw one chick do that tonight and it looks fucking disgusting

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:D
that is spectacular. I hope I live to see that.

Do you put cold water in the bong?
Do you put Ice in the bong?
DO you put a booger in the bong if it someones hit you are passing to you dont like?
Do you always pass to the left or right?
Or have you never seen a Bong? :stoned:

Rule #20:
User is allowed to post only ONE "bong rule" thread.

Rule #21
Don't Be a pussy, clear that shit!

Rule #22
Do not ash a joint, or anything for that matter, into the bong.

#23

if someone else packs it, THEY get the first hit off that bowl.

how about 24. dont be mean leave some green

#25 DON'T overpack the bowl unless you're skilled at it. Otherwise, it falls off, and YOU will be combing the carpet for the bud.

rule #26.

after your toke dont fuckin stand there and hold the bong while ur telling a story. u can let the other person hit it while your talking. works just as well and even better cuz im not sitting there staring at the bong while ur blabbing about god knows what.

clear it! dont pass the nasty stale smoke that your pussy lungs cant take... blow it out

rule #27 never hide your bong when you're to high