need help!!

so my little sister is in the 5th grade, and will be starting DARE in a week. i know the cop who runs the program, and hes a real asshole. (he planted a dime on a friend of mine bout 8 months ago because he never caught him smokin, but knew he did, and got away with it) anyway, she knows i smoke (cigs and weed), and their going to fill her head with all sorts of bullshit. for some reason, she is a snitch (last time i skipped school, she told my parents) the risk of her snitching will only go up when she is told that smoking is bad for me. (worried about my health, blah, blah...) i dont know what i should do. if i get busted by this asshole cop, im fucked.
what do i do?!

smoke more weed man

explain to her that the police officer is wrong and that he is trying to tell her what to think. Tell her that she should think what she wants to think. I know this sounds stupid but im trying to think of how best to explain it to a 5th grader.

Maybe you could show her some videos of police brutality lol jk.

you gotta kill your sister before she can squeel

yes, but she is gulable (spell?) as shit and will beleive what anyone (exept me) tells her

remember that tyhey tell her to tell om friends and family if they smoek weed....so tell her all about snitches andw what happens to them.,

Yikes... the complications of this issue require godly intuition and understanding....
*throws pokemon ball* I choose you, Birdgirl!

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Originally Posted by Inferius

Yikes... the complications of this issue require godly intuition and understanding....
*throws pokemon ball* I choose you, Birdgirl!

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lmao...

after DARE or w/e just chill out on the bud for a while untill the heat blows over

Dude, you're fucked. D.A.R.E. is all about having the kids snitch on their family members. "Okay kids, I want you to raise your hand if you have ever seen THIS in your home before..."..

get her high

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Originally Posted by The Colonel

get her high

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lol that beatiful...:D that way even if she does tell on u anywayz...just be like the little bitch is the one that sold it to me :D

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Originally Posted by Inferius

Yikes... the complications of this issue require godly intuition and understanding....
*throws pokemon ball* I choose you, Birdgirl!

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!LOL! Sheesh, I haven't got a clue. My best guess would be to plant a heavy half-ounce of the worst schwag available on that DARE cop and let things play out from there . . . .

rofl, i remember dare, drug abuse resistance education hehehe... right

my best friend failed dare because he didnt submit his essay, and he was the one who introduced me to the herb itself.

they handed out those t-shirts that say d.a.r.e. - to resist drugs and violence, when i got mine i just tossed it in my closet, i found it a couple years after i started smoking and crossed out the "resist" and put in over top it "submit to"

to submit to drugs and violence, lol ive worn it at some parties before, its funny shit

Dude I graduated dare and I never did SHIT, I was NOT supposed to graduate..I think it is fucking hilarious they let me graduate and shit. I never even did the work book or anything..but I still got the fucking certificate and the fucking shirt. Fucking Dumbasses. I should have kept that shirt, cause now it's cool...now that I do drugs everyday..HAHH;liah'asjdh;lkj!@!@!!

wow i think u broke the record for saying fuck the most times in a sentence :D concrats

Seriously? I don't think you have to worry about any immediate police response if and when your sister squeals to the DARE cop. He's going to be more likely to to be vigilant about you afterwards, but he can't very well come after you based on one instance of hearsay from a 5th grader.

The trick is going to be to be extra careful after she talks, assuming she does. And to keep your weed-related activities totally on the D/L from your sister from now on. She's going to believe those DARE messages she gets, and if you ask me, right now, since she's not sophisticated enough to understand the differences between dangerous drugs like heroin or meth and relatively harmless ones like pot, that's not necessarily a bad thing. Your job is to keep your business completely discreet--and to steer clear of both your sister and the DARE cop as much as possible. Make sense?

I really like to say fuck, in fact I don't even think about it. I wonder if people notice and take offense as to how often I say fuck. It is just a really fulfilling and great word to use that makes me happy. I love obscenities. Fuck ism ost definitly my favorite word.

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Seriously? I don't think you have to worry about any immediate police response if and when your sister squeals to the DARE cop. He's going to be more likely to to be vigilant about you afterwards, but he can't very well come after you based on one instance of hearsay from a 5th grader.

The trick is going to be to be extra careful after she talks, assuming she does. And to keep your weed-related activities totally on the D/L from your sister from now on. She's going to believe those DARE messages she gets, and if you ask me, right now, since she's not sophisticated enough to understand the differences between dangerous drugs like heroin or meth and relatively harmless ones like pot, that's not necessarily a bad thing. Your job is to keep your business completely discreet--and to steer clear of both your sister and the DARE cop as much as possible. Make sense?

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thats pretty much what i said in a nutshell... :D

even though i like the idea of planting weed on the cop a whole lot better :p

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Originally Posted by TallulahGreen

I really like to say fuck, in fact I don't even think about it. I wonder if people notice and take offense as to how often I say fuck. It is just a really fulfilling and great word to use that makes me happy. I love obscenities. Fuck ism ost definitly my favorite word.

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ya mine to :D...alot of times i reread my post before submitting and delete half the profanities :D

damn dude... you sure are in a pickle.

how does your 5th grade sister know you smoke?

i seriously would slap my sister if she ratted me out for skipping class... but that seems to be the least of your worries now.

i got ya beat either way...when i was 14 my sister ratted me out to my mom for a little dimebag...my mom called the cops and i got arrested :p

Man I am so glad I don't have to worry about parents...my parents let me do whatever the hell I want. Of course they have no say either way, but I have smoked weed with BOTH my parents...haha.

definately plant some weed on him.. then get your sister to find it
and her idea of the 'perfect' cop will be ruined
then she'll probably see it your way.
its a long shot but i think it will yield the best results.

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Originally Posted by dryst

i got ya beat either way...when i was 14 my sister ratted me out to my mom for a little dimebag...my mom called the cops and i got arrested :p

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thats pretty fucked up man, all i got to say is sorry. i know if that ever happened to me id never trust my family again!

She may believe it for now but it won't last.

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Originally Posted by Professor Dan K.

damn dude... you sure are in a pickle.

how does your 5th grade sister know you smoke?

i seriously would slap my sister if she ratted me out for skipping class... but that seems to be the least of your worries now.

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she came home one day and i was smokin a blunt, but i told her it was a cigar. then like 2 weeks later, i heard her talkin to my parents about it. and i was pretty close to slapin her.

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Originally Posted by 3rdEyeVision

you gotta kill your sister before she can squeel

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Best advice, and probably the only thing that'll work.