Printable View
Put the glass of coke/pepsi/lemonade etc back in the fridge and took the bottle to their room, and then thought, 'What the fuck?!?!' while blazed?
Same applies for a box of cerial in the fridge and bottle/carton of milk in the cupboard?
I am forever doing it, but it still amuses me.
Man what a coincidence.
I woke up this morning and found a bowl of cereals in the fridge. This has never happened to me, I must have been drunker than I thought last night, hah. Anyway it looked disgusting and had to throw it away...too bad it could have been a quick breakfast! :cool:
Yup im always doing shit like that or go to the shops to buy a lighter and end up coming back with a pack of rizla that i dont need! Damn this weed!
Peace
Buddy
sometimes beer makes me lose my pants :(
when im at my house drunk Ill drink like 12 glasses of water and use a different cup everytime lol, the next morning my room is filled with cups and stuff
Lol, all the time mate.
lol this is funny.....i always get up wanting to get some water but instead put the tv controller that i still have in my hand in the fridge....geeeeeez that was some good bud
Yea i do that kind of thing all the time... by far the skeeviest of all time was when me and one of my buddies decided we wanted to listen to some cd.. i don't remember what it was, and we found it and decided before we listened to it and ripped the bong again we'd go in the kitchen for a late night munch-sesh... upon returning to his room the cd was nowhere to be found and we looked for it on and off the rest of the night. Wake up in the morning to find the cd in the fridge. So we got blazed had a good laugh about how ridiculous his mom must have thought we were because she cooked us breakfast and had to see it..
ahaha one time when I smoked before school started, I was a little late, so I rushed to put all my stuff that I needed into my bag for class. Then instead of putting my jacket away and bringing my bag to class, I put my bag in my locker and brought my jacket to class.
needless to say, I thought it was hilarious.
ooohhhhh....... all of your stoner-dotes have left me with a stomache ache from laughing, lol
one night me and 2 friends bought some silver haze and we all got the muchies like crazy, so we went to make sandwiches and i lost mine. i went to take a shower and i found it resting on top of the shower head after i was done.
i look up and, OH! thats where it went
i've done worse, one time i took a chip out of a full bag of chips, then i folded and clipped the bag shut, put it in the closet, and walked up to my room with one chip in my hand. I arrived in my room and ate the chip.
I promptly walked back downstairs wondering why the fuck i left with ONE chip...
I put the salt in the refrigerator tonight while I was cooking supper--and put the butter away in the pantry. I wasn't even high! But I was distracted and thinking about something else.
LOL:DQuote:
Originally Posted by usedchemicals
Iv done it before with a glass of juice.. Doh!!:dance:
ive had that sort of thing happen to me several times.
once i was really drunk and was getting a bowl of cereal as someone brought up, i put the milk back in the cupboard where i got the box of cereal from, and the cereal in the fridge. what was funny is that i left the milk there and got bitched at for leaving it there all night when i woke up.
another time i was making a glass of chocolate milk. i filled the glass with milk then put some chocolate syrup in. once i stirred it, i proceeded to put that little plastic cap (that would normally go on the chocolate syrup) onto my milk jug and ended up dropping it inside. i just left it in there for the next person getting milk heheheh.
was really funny shit, i always feel so stupid when i do shit like that.
I do too, but it still cracks me up. Some good stories here, just woke my mam up by laughing soo much.Quote:
Originally Posted by omegagodly
Keep them coming.
same here lolQuote:
Originally Posted by omegagodly
Today I asked for a plain big mac instead of it without pickles and onions like i intended, because i was high. I did end up getting it with no pickles and onions, however. When the guy said: "No sauce?" I was like wtf, oh yeah, wrong order :o
Meh i did somthing similer to the chip thing.. i opened a new 2 liter bottle of cola....the phone rang so i picked it up and talked to my friend for 5 mins.. then went back and put the cola away and walked upstairs with an empty cup.. then proceeded to try to drink it.. then realized... how much of an idiot i was..
I'm always rolling a joint and then getting up to get a lighter or ashtray, put the joint down when I get upand when I come back i cant find that bloody spliff anywhere!:( :confused: :(
Peace
Buddy:stoned: