Kain msgd me on ffxi and says you need to have the stuff for the trip by fri. the 13th...i made a deal with geezer woman to make sure you get to go and get a camera...he told me to tell you so i figured you'd check this while your gone....
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Kain msgd me on ffxi and says you need to have the stuff for the trip by fri. the 13th...i made a deal with geezer woman to make sure you get to go and get a camera...he told me to tell you so i figured you'd check this while your gone....
i'm back now.
duh
lol im sure slip knew exactly what you were talking about
I expect Slipknot did know exactly what she meant since he and BabySnookums are married! I may have to get my own husband to register here so I can leave him messages this way. Seems much better than notes on the fridge.
lol yeah sistah....we dont have ao-hell anymore so i have to leave him a message here if he goes outta town...that way i know he'll get it cuz he's always checkin cannabis....
the message was about his trip he's takin with a friend...he gets to go deep sea fishin for the first time....i'll never hear the end of it....fish this fish that...:D
I wanna a wifey now.......
lol whys that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferius
once you get married you will never get pussy again, but you'll get fornication.
once you get married you will never get head again, but you'll get felatio...
Ahem... just kidding <.<
*scratches head* :confused:
no no no...fornication is after marriage...
see...before, when you're just "dating" you can get pussy left and right...but after you're married, the chick doesnt have to worry about you wanting her...so they dont give it up anymore...and dont expect head except for when the woman feels like it...
and expect hair to grow :confused:
:D
Thats fucked.Quote:
Originally Posted by BabySnookums
Fuck that shit, i'm never getting married.
Seriously, though. Fornication really is the definition of sex outside of marriage. It's the so-called "sinful" act. Many a hellfire-and-brimstone preacher has denounced fornication from his pulpit
I, on the other hand, found it rather pleasant and didn't denounce it in the days before I was married. I did feel mildly guilty, however, and was relieved once we made things legal.
A nice way to make what sex after marriage sound blah is to refer to it as "marital relations." (But the fun part is it's easy to make it not blah!)
buuuuuuuut....on the other hand...once you knock the girl up....you can have unprotected sex all you want for 9 months.... :D :D :D :thumbsup:
seriously though...marriage is pretty cool
LMAO i just posted and went to look at what i wrote...and we've both put "seriously though"
definately sistahs!!