#1 Rule: COLD WATER :rasta:
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#1 Rule: COLD WATER :rasta:
Rule #2: Ice
Rule #3: perfect amount of water
Rule #4: clear it!
Rule #5 Dont SPILL!!!
Rule #6: Diffuser
All good rules... I like to have a HOT CHICK present... (ya'll can decide if it should be a rule as sometimes they are difficult to come by...) Someone else would have to add it as I put in rule #1... Maybe it should be a bi-rule or something... Or hell, a BI-CHICK!:pimp:
Rule #7: No drooling inside the bong
Rule#8 Never drop the bong
Rule #9: don't blow into the bong
Rule #10: Don't Drink The Water.
fuck that,Quote:
Originally Posted by souldistortion
Rule #2: Snow. :cool:
Rule #11: Don't laugh or cought INTO the friggin bong!
I want to do that now. Winter is comming!Quote:
Originally Posted by fackfackfack
46F or 8C here right now..I'm predicting snow within 3 weeksQuote:
Originally Posted by T®auma
Rule #12: Under no circumstances should you stick your nut sack into the bong.
Rule #13: Have the bong always packed and ready.
nooooooooooooooooooooo :( goodbye short shorts, hello long underwearQuote:
Originally Posted by BobBong
Rule#14: clean the bong before it starts to smell
Noooooo, not the granny pants! lol:pQuote:
Originally Posted by MaryJaneScott
LoL... remind me to bring papers to your place..Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
....
Mary!!
:dance:
hahahahahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Yeah, I was gonna say, no shaggin the bong but this covers it, kinda.:rasta:
Rule # 15: if its cashed, at least have the fucking sense to tell someone.
i hated it when people would hand me a bowl or bong or whatever it was totally empty....grrr
I need to adhere to this rule lol. It's like the only one i EVER break, but i supose its my bong :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Rule #16: ALWAYS have clean bong water
rule #17 lift the bowl out and clear :)
#18 occasionally apply flames to area where mouth is placed to kill germs.
#19 Be gentle with glass on glass fittings - no banging them around!
Don't chief the lighter.
For this reason, I hand out lighters to all participants before partaking in a session. :)
always have a nug to match up
i always seem to spill the water:( its my onli downfall lmao havent done it in a while but i usta forget there was water in it and to empty the ash out just turn the bong upside down :P
#20... 21? idk...
No jizzing in or anywhere around the bong.
But really -
Use weed. Not arregano. Fuck dealers.
#whatever never leave the bong on the floor where it's sure to get kicked over.
RULE 23 ---- If I smoke you out this time, you smoke me out next time.
Rule #24: don't put your mouth on the outside of the bong. you're not sucking a cock.
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Originally Posted by higher4hockey
THANKYOU
Just woke up from a "nap". I see the thread is still going...!
Another rule we try to use is: Pass to the LEFT! Is this common?
And who gets greens from a NEW bong???
the bong owner gets the first hit from the new bong, duh. but i'd think usually he would pack his own herb in it in that case. but i think the owner should get the first hit. kind of like first drink on an unopened soda.
rule #17: one bonger per person, pack a snap and clear it fast
I am usually inclined to give the 1st hit to someone else. It usually doesnt light great and I get a chance to watch how the bong fills before my turn. That way, when it does get to me (2nd-hehe), I can HOG the good hit and attempt to clear!
Rule#464.202 If visiting someone elses place, BEWARE: If they are male, they obviously MAY have "rested" THEIR nutsack on the bong! Especially if it was over $200.00!