*MUST READ!*Only assholes knock like cops lol

I posted this in current events, but this is more of one for the lounge :) I want some of what they were smoking :rasta:


ASU student recovers from 2-story fall

Sarah Muench
The Arizona Republic
Oct. 4, 2006 06:30 AM

An ASU student is recovering after he fell two stories from a residence hall in an attempt escape from a student pretending to be a police officer, authorities said.

Department of Public Safety officials at Arizona State University said the student and two others were smoking marijuana at 11:07 p.m. Sept. 24 inside a dorm room at Sonora Hall. A resident of the room knocked hard on the bedroom door saying he was the police, authorities said.

One of the students tried to escape through the window, but fell two stories to a covered entryway, struck that portion of the roof and continued to fall to the ground, authorities said.

ASU DPS said they believe the student went through the window intentionally to get away and did not slip.
http://www.azcentral.com/community/t...ll1005-ON.html

ROFL!~

LMFAO :D

you guys never had the feeling that you could actually fly while high?
















neither have I...

I'm too high to fall out of a window. I'll be lucky if I can make it to my bed.

LMAO

Wtf, if the po knocked on my door for tokin id give em a piece of my mind for killin my high,certainly wouldn't be jumping out of no god damn window! Some people just shouldn't toke! If you do the crime, be prepared to do the time!

Peace

Buddy

yeah i wouldnt jump out of no window for nobody, i would have just sat there and toked until the busted the door down.

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

Wtf, if the po knocked on my door for tokin id give em a piece of my mind for killin my high,certainly wouldn't be jumping out of no god damn window! Some people just shouldn't toke! If you do the crime, be prepared to do the time!

Peace

Buddy

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Seconded. I'd rather open the door and lamp the fuckers... And i dont see how getting stoned makes people feel they can fly.

Just don't answer the door.Unless they have a warrant,they can't bust it down.And smoking a little pot isnt something they could GET a warrant to search for.

What a douchebag.

Too funny.......But that's why I use incense and air freshners and stuff! And if someone knocks I put my shit away! Some people are retards!

HAHA He needs to be educated on weed, and learn to assert his rights, even if it was a cop he couldve gotten away with it.

Also, he needs to stone more, get less paranoid.

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

Wtf, if the po knocked on my door for tokin id give em a piece of my mind for killin my high,certainly wouldn't be jumping out of no god damn window! Some people just shouldn't toke! If you do the crime, be prepared to do the time!

Peace

Buddy

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lmao

thats too funny

oh man.....I ALWAYS DO THE COP KNOCK cuz it gets people wiggin out....and generally its hilarious.....but not this case......(lesson learned)

hahahhaah, thats the funniest shit ive ever read. i can see how that could happen though lol.

one time i was gonna smoke with a friend who just got a new bubbler, he told me to just come over and he would be blazing out back. so i walk around back and said your under arrest, he flipped out and spilled bong water (bubbler i guess) all over his leg... was funny shit.

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One of the students tried to escape through the window, but fell two stories to a covered entryway, struck that portion of the roof and continued to fall to the ground, authorities said.

ASU DPS said they believe the student went through the window intentionally to get away and did not slip.

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Muaaahahahaha. . . . :D :upsidedow :eek: :upsidedow :eek: :D

That is one seriously paranoid Dude. . . .

It sounds like the guy has some issues that need dealing with. . . .

Maybe a trip to the psychiatrist is in order. . . .

Peace. . . . :thumbsup:

Man, it suprised the shit out of me that none of my non-smoker friends know what the cop knock sounds like. Its three fucking hard bangs like *BANG BANG BANG* Open the fucking door! I think they have like a whole 8 hour course at the academy on how to knock, cause every one knocks the same.

Sounds like something out of a Bill Hicks routine.

Drugs and stupidity mix often, but do not mix well.

I have to mention that of course cops don't ALWAYS knock like that...the cops came to my door 2 nights ago looking for my upstairs neighbor (he had the wrong apartment) and he did a really fast like rap-rap-rap-rap-rap - not bangs!

I know everyone who comes to my home and i know how each of them knocks - kind of like a special ring on my phone when my mom calls...

If I don't recognize the knock, I don't even look through the peephole....

Sorry, had to bump this, cause after 3 days its still funny to me.

Heelarious :D

What a dick move.

Bump. Lol, sorry this shit still makes me laugh.

throw the weed out the window...not ur self u fuckin moron :D