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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
my parents are starting to suspect stuff...
and im wondering if anyone has tips on how to make them beleive that im not a druggy so that i can smoke without fear of drug tests? they have threatened to make me take one.. im prolly clean so maybe i should just get one to prove the point.?
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
Yeah, dont smoke until your sure your clean, then agree to take one. Soon as it's AOK, LIGHT UP A JOINT!!
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
ya once your parents find out the first time they will be up your ass forever more. lmao.
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
mine found out and haven't been that bad. Watching out for me more than anything. Just make sure to visine or lose your high before you go home. And be careful. I have been around my mom after I gaught caught and she noticed everything, but did nothing. Like my uncontrolable smiling, and just talking like an idiot. You just have to relaxe, and if that means getting high and not stoned, then do so until you are no longer shady
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
instead of lying to my parent(s), i just tell them the facts
I say yeah, i smoke weed
then i ask "do you see me getting drunk every friday and satuday night?" their answer is no
then i ask "do you see me falling asleep in a pool of vomit, or vomiting non stop into a toilet, then spending the next day hungover?" their answer is no
then i ask "do you see me getting drunk and crashing my car, getting into fights, or breaking the law when drunk?" their answer is no
then i ask "how many times have you seen or heard of people dying from alcohol poisoning or dying while drink driving etc?" obviously theyve seen or heard of that happening
then i ask "have you ever heard of anybody dying from smoking weed?" their answer is no
then, i show them sites like cannabis.com, erowid, etc and show them the REAL truth about weed
thats what we should all be doing.. not hiding the fact that we smoke weed because people think its wrong, but being proud that we smoke weed and teaching people the real truth
but hey, each to his own
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
instead of lying to my parent(s), i just tell them the facts
I say yeah, i smoke weed
then i ask "do you see me getting drunk every friday and satuday night?" their answer is no
then i ask "do you see me falling asleep in a pool of vomit, or vomiting non stop into a toilet, then spending the next day hungover?" their answer is no
then i ask "do you see me getting drunk and crashing my car, getting into fights, or breaking the law when drunk?" their answer is no
then i ask "how many times have you seen or heard of people dying from alcohol poisoning or dying while drink driving etc?" obviously theyve seen or heard of that happening
then i ask "have you ever heard of anybody dying from smoking weed?" their answer is no
then, i show them sites like cannabis.com, erowid, etc and show them the REAL truth about weed
thats what we should all be doing.. not hiding the fact that we smoke weed because people think its wrong, but being proud that we smoke weed and teaching people the real truth
but hey, each to his own
The only problem is some people are to ignorant to even take notice to it
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
yeah, to people like my mom, that are just so hardcore against drugs, they wont hear it. they refuse to look on the other side where ur coming from, because they hear that stupid "just say no!" bs in their heads keeping them from any exploration or understanding.
also i would gladly say that to my mom if i were out living on my own, had a job, and so on..but i am still in highschool. she controlls me..i cant fight her on something she refuses to comprehend..
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
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Originally Posted by terminator
yeah, to people like my mom, that are just so hardcore against drugs, they wont hear it. they refuse to look on the other side where ur coming from, because they hear that stupid "just say no!" bs in their heads keeping them from any exploration or understanding.
also i would gladly say that to my mom if i were out living on my own, had a job, and so on..but i am still in highschool. she controlls me..i cant fight her on something she refuses to comprehend..
same situation with me but more leniant parents
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
actually..over the past years i've established a line of non logical irresponsible and immature behavior. so everything i do seems normal. so nothing suspected...but i got busted at school last year and she found a lil bit i had this year. so they no i do..i dont smoke anymore tho really...
but just make sure your eyes are clear. dont be really high around them. pretty much all i can tell ya
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
oh, and just get high all the time till your stoned self becomes your normal self and they dont suspect anything.....
(kinda like what i said , but yea)
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
Ghostoker, Man that is exactly what I'm talkin' about, I loVE Weed and I drink alcohol every 6 months. I really don't like it, just do it when I want to have fun at a party or somethin, Weed lets me totally function and do well inschool, my friends that Booze all the Time are doin' shitty, anyways weed rules alcohol sucks
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
up here, these farmer girls that are afraid of me and shit (lol) found out i smoked they were like
:YOU SMOKE?!!! thats so SAD!: and im like you dont?
:no, i drink everyweekend tho and fuck:....
i was like o.0...and they also think that you cant get cancer from chewing tobbaco *rofl*
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
Yea i had it pretty good for about a year just smoking nonstop but my parents caught me and it actually has been for the better. they treat me more independetly and realize that im old enough to make my own decisions, yea there up my ass a lot but advice for everyone who gets caught: NEVER SHOW REMORSE FOR YOUR POT SMOKING NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU HOW BAD WEED IT CUZ IT ISNT BAD AT ALL. STAY TRUE TO THE HERB
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
i hate people that think drugs have fucked up my mind just because i defend them. my one friend who used to fucking deal weed and smoke all the time now calls himself "straightedge" and tells me im all messed up and i need help. fucking hipocritical retard.
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
To the guys who say that there parents don't want them doing drugs.. Why don't you tell them hey, what about nicotine, caffeine, and alcohol? Those are all drugs that are more commonly used. Also tell them that if they want to buy you a vaporizer, you can stop getting smoke in your lungs and get high without any of the negatives :) Only thing wrong with smoking is the smoke hurts your little lungs... but hey, so does exhaust from a car.
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
My parents found out recently that I smoke, and instead of acting like I'm sorry for it, I just let it be. I wasn't ignorant but I think I made my point that I am going to continue to smoke.
But when we were having the talk my dad was rambling on and started to imply that he rather have me smoke at home than go out and smoke then get caught, and have a record for it. It was really obvious that he was implying that, even my mom stopped him and said something to him.
So I know my dad used to be a heavy smoker, and he knows plenty about pot and it's beautiful, and extremely unharmful effects. So should I ask him if it's ok for me to toke at home? or should I just leave it be?
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
ask him to toke at home and tell him this will keep you from trying to sneak out etc to get high which might cause you to do stupid shit
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
Only thing my dad has against weed is that its illegal, hell my doctor even told my mom that she had nothing against weed except that it was illegal.
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
i think my parents are pretty goddamn sure that i smoke, but they have yet to have found my shit or catch me smoking (at least to my knoweledge...). i can tell they know because they ask me about smoking and drugs and my "friends" doin it all the time, and they always make jokes about me and my buddies smoking pot and shit, but oh well, as long as they dont get on my ass about it, things will continue as usual...*lights up joint*
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
i act :dance: all the time so i have no worry:D
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
I've been caught like sixteen or seventeen times.
The first time I was grounded hardcore for the three months.
The most recent time, I came home to check in on a Friday afternoon. My mom had found a roach, and she just asked me about it. I still got to stay out all weekend.
So yeah. They get used to it.
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
Granted, I never had this issue with my parents. I don't think they cared and I was always pretty careful. But, having gone through other incidents with them, I'll just say that if you don't stand up for yourself, you'll for anything.
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
If you're lucky then your parents could have been hippies once...
I convinced my mom years ago that even while SHE was smokin dope, snorting coke and taking acid, SHE turned out fine.
Never heard another word.
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
Well the thing is my parents are the same way about pot as they are about liquor, wait till your old enough to really understand the consequences, and to never disrespect the house by showing up drunk/high.
The main problem they have with it is that it is illegal, in fact i think they were more disappointed when they found out o smoked Cigs
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
When I was busted I asked my dad if recreational usage was okay. And he said no. Then I was like, "Don't you use recreationally?" He said no. I told him alcohol and tobacco were drugs. He told me they were legal. I told him there are legal drugs such as DXM and Nitro that are MORE harmful. Then he said pot is killing off it's customers. Annnd I told me CIGARETTES are killing off its customers. He said the argument wasn't about his habits. I'm still not aloud to smoke. I still smoke. I think people need to pay attention to their own hypocrissy and to what is fact and what is opinion..
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
i dont have that problem my dad smokes weed
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
and enough cigarettes to kill a horse four times over
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
blow smoke in their faces,they will never know:rasta:
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
instead of lying to my parent(s), i just tell them the facts
I say yeah, i smoke weed
then i ask "do you see me getting drunk every friday and satuday night?" their answer is no
then i ask "do you see me falling asleep in a pool of vomit, or vomiting non stop into a toilet, then spending the next day hungover?" their answer is no
then i ask "do you see me getting drunk and crashing my car, getting into fights, or breaking the law when drunk?" their answer is no
then i ask "how many times have you seen or heard of people dying from alcohol poisoning or dying while drink driving etc?" obviously theyve seen or heard of that happening
then i ask "have you ever heard of anybody dying from smoking weed?" their answer is no
then, i show them sites like cannabis.com, erowid, etc and show them the REAL truth about weed
thats what we should all be doing.. not hiding the fact that we smoke weed because people think its wrong, but being proud that we smoke weed and teaching people the real truth
but hey, each to his own
the other only problem is no one cares. its illegal. thats all anyone cares about.
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
All my mom has against it is its illegal and she doesnt want me participating in illegal activities and getting in trouble with the law.
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
yea, just pass a drug test, and then TOKE UP!!!
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
my mom is not the smartest person in the world, i was drunk off my ass one time, i had split wiskey and beer all over my clothes, and walked right up to here drunk out of my mind, the smell on my breath, my clothes, and even my skin, she didnt even relize i was drunk. and she cares that i smoke weed, she dosent like it, but she dose relize that its better then me drinking, or anyother drugs in the world, and she still gets mad at me for it, she still yells at me about it, but i know theres nuthing i can do to change her mind over her yelling at me, and she knows theres nuthin she can do over my smokin weed, except get mad, she knows she will never be able to to keep me from smokin, and i respect her rules, i dont smoke weed in her house, i dont bring weed in her house, and i dont even bring my pipe into her house, infact i dont even bring the bong into the house to refill it, the only thing i do is go into her house while i high, and even then, i try to wait until im not totaly blitzed.
my dad, he could care less.
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
don't get caught... arrange your session carefully.. making sure a house is free for at least 2 hours...
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
Quote:
Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
instead of lying to my parent(s), i just tell them the facts
I say yeah, i smoke weed
then i ask "do you see me getting drunk every friday and satuday night?" their answer is no
then i ask "do you see me falling asleep in a pool of vomit, or vomiting non stop into a toilet, then spending the next day hungover?" their answer is no
then i ask "do you see me getting drunk and crashing my car, getting into fights, or breaking the law when drunk?" their answer is no
then i ask "how many times have you seen or heard of people dying from alcohol poisoning or dying while drink driving etc?" obviously theyve seen or heard of that happening
then i ask "have you ever heard of anybody dying from smoking weed?" their answer is no
then, i show them sites like cannabis.com, erowid, etc and show them the REAL truth about weed
thats what we should all be doing.. not hiding the fact that we smoke weed because people think its wrong, but being proud that we smoke weed and teaching people the real truth
but hey, each to his own
he's not trying to convince his parents that he's not an alcoholic and many parents won't stand for weed.
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
instead of lying to my parent(s), i just tell them the facts
I say yeah, i smoke weed
then i ask "do you see me getting drunk every friday and satuday night?" their answer is no
then i ask "do you see me falling asleep in a pool of vomit, or vomiting non stop into a toilet, then spending the next day hungover?" their answer is no
then i ask "do you see me getting drunk and crashing my car, getting into fights, or breaking the law when drunk?" their answer is no
then i ask "how many times have you seen or heard of people dying from alcohol poisoning or dying while drink driving etc?" obviously theyve seen or heard of that happening
then i ask "have you ever heard of anybody dying from smoking weed?" their answer is no
then, i show them sites like cannabis.com, erowid, etc and show them the REAL truth about weed
thats what we should all be doing.. not hiding the fact that we smoke weed because people think its wrong, but being proud that we smoke weed and teaching people the real truth
but hey, each to his own
i totally agree. my mom found out and told me i "need to stop doing that" and tried to argue with me. her only argument was basically that it's illegal and a drug and i said "yes i know its illegal, but it shouldn't be, and alcohol is a drug too and is way worse for you than smoking weed." then she says "you're going to become a burn out" and i say "are you serious?" and then invite her to check out erowid.org and read something about it. that's usually where she says "you better not get arrested" and i tell her i'm not an idiot about it and the conversation ends.
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
If my parents ever find out that i smoke weed (hopefully they don't anytime soon) then i will just tell them all the stuff about it and how it is way less harmful to you then drinking. Plus, i will add the fact that many people my age get drunk off their asses and they don't see me doing that and destroying my liver. So, hopefully i could win the arguement. My dad would probably be pretty understanding, but my mom wouldn't. Either way, i won't stop tokin' :smokin:
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
When youve been smoking since you were young, and been caught so many times...it dont matter they already know. stonerize your room , they will get over it.
what am i talkin about, im stoned:pimp:
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
Just act ignnorant about stuff like that, and talk to them about it, make it look like you dont know what your talking about when you talk about drugs. It worked for me, then they found my stash one day on "accident" and now I cant hide the fact that I do any more but it worked untill then.
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
If you don't want them to know, don't give out hints in conversations like wondering what time your parents are gonna be back. I make that mistake a lot. Sometimes they ask "Why do you want to know, what are you doing?" :\
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how to get your parents to think you DONT smoke
idk, just lay low for awhile
or.... dont be a pussy and be straighforward with them