Most painful sexual moment

Share ur painful secrets.............it will make me feel better:p

One night after a proper hardcore fuck sesss on E and shits loads a green,me and the girl were at it like we were starting mankind kind again when my ol boy slipped out and went in-between her leg and flap mid hard thrust.......resulting in my dick bending 90 degrees and ummmm virtually snapped.......next morning we laughed(well i faked that laugh) and i read up on the net as i was in so much pain to see i you could actually break ur dick!!!!!
Guess what people it can actually be done,lets say it has a slight kink....lol
But it worked for the better as they way it is now it makes her G spot go wild coz of the 30 degree angle.
As they say NO PAIN NO GAIN

Ouch, reading that story hurt me.

I think you can get medication for that.......

I think it's mostly bullshit but it's funny bullshit nonetheless. I like the simile you threw in there. It adds a nice poetic touch to your dick breaking story

I swear on my 5 y/o boys life man (and i love him dearly) its the gods honest truth.......how can you find that funny......it fucking hurt.....lol

wow im wasted man thats souns kool mite try it out lol

Just the whole idea of breaking your dick off. If you need a weapon, think of Eva Longoria and break off your dick. Instant sword. Or, in some peoples cases, a stealthy dagger.

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Originally Posted by fikusroot

Just the whole idea of breaking your dick off. If you need a weapon, think of Eva Longoria and break off your dick. Instant sword. Or, in some peoples cases, a stealthy dagger.

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rofl....if only it was a sword....then my mrs would of felt the sharpe end of the stick....if you excuse the pun....boom boom

Believe it fucking hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

I know what your talking about! O it hurts. Generally results in both my partner and myself going "oww!" at the same time. Never did it hard enough to make a permanent bend though...

I've bent my cock before, and damn right, its so bloody painful i went off sex for 2 weeks.

ha ha ha..weed uk...you have a bannana dick....you can piss around corners now.

i have bent the boyo myself but not enought to break it was damn painful though that would be my most painful, woman on top can be dangerous.

Madonna breaks Guy Richies on a regular basis, there's no flab there is like fucking a corpse with a hole in the middle, no friction, like putting your dick in yogurt.

lol.....yeag......you may experience it someday..................Sex i mean:p

i too have had "penis breakage" now mine has like a fat knot in the middle

Its permanently bent!!

tihs is the funniest shit ive ever heard. watch it happen to me now lol. you had a good laugh with her the next day? lol thats the funniest part you had to laugh instead of cry.

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Originally Posted by WEED_UK

...my ol boy slipped out and went in-between her leg and flap mid hard thrust.......resulting in my dick bending 90 degrees and ummmm virtually snapped.......

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I got nothing on that... Ouch! :stoned:

I believe you Weed UK. I've heard of that before, I think they call it a penile fracture or something like that. Supposed to hurt like hell.

Only pain I've ever had as a result of sex(well, other than an std..but that's another story) was from what I call cock glue. Any guys out there get it other than me? You know, you've still got some cum or precum in the tubes when you pull up your pants. A little bit comes out then dries up, basically gluing the tip of your dick to your underwear. Then it just waits silently, until the next time you have to go and take a piss. You walk into the bathroom, pull down your pants, and then...."holy crap that hurts!!" :(

Actually this can result in a major problem in a man,
you better get this checked out bro.....it could result in:

Peyronie's Disease.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie_disease

Ouch.

It wasn't really painful, just weird. After my first wife had two babies in 13 months, I guess the docs thought they had a hot one, and tried prescribing these spermicidal insert things she was to insert immediately before sex. They fizzed like alka-seltzer and felt readlly weird, like fucking a rootbeer float or something. Fucking strange. We never liked the idea of the pill screwing her up so we tried different stuff. But those were just fucked-up, literally.....Can you say FUCKING GUINEA PIG?

Ya Weed,
happens to all the greats- but mine didn't stay bent though- still hurted like shit.

umm... when an ex tried to shove an UNLIBERCATED finger in my VIRGIN butthole while she had LONG FINGER NAILS that were POINTY as FUCK, i almost smaked her for that

Losing my virginity was not pleasant and took a lot of effort and bravery on my part and gentleness on his.

After that, just overdoing it with my husband, who's not an ideal size match for me, can be very rough on me at times. Fun while it's happening but uncomfortable afterwards. Lube helps. But there are times when I need an ice pack afterwards.

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

But there are times when I need an ice pack afterwards.

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LOL Annihilated...

Wow, i'm starting to feel like i'm the only guy here who hasn't shattered his dick on entry

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Originally Posted by partyguy420

umm... when an ex tried to shove an UNLIBERCATED finger in my VIRGIN butthole while she had LONG FINGER NAILS that were POINTY as FUCK, i almost smaked her for that

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hahaha that really sucks, you shouldve..

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Originally Posted by partyguy420

umm... when an ex tried to shove an UNLIBERCATED finger in my VIRGIN butthole while she had LONG FINGER NAILS that were POINTY as FUCK, i almost smaked her for that

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ROLF I just thought of something that would make any man cringe......Picture this, your girl putting her sharp finger nails in your butt hole then mid thrust your dick comes out jabs between her thigh snaps, resulting in you thrusting back onto the pointy finger nail , which yes makes you thrust forward , causing another breakage.................this could go on for some time but u get the drift..........dying from multiple dick wound.ouch:stoned:

i know a guy who had to go to emergency room cause his girl was riding him in a recliner chair, and popped and an snapppppppp! he factured his dick or something, but he is better now, but be careful when she is riding that d too hard

YAY ...............Im not the only one,trust me to pick a girl who fucks to hard......tut ,its a tough life.....he he

haha, my m8 snapped his banjo-string when he was bashin his bird lol - nasty stuff....

the most painful ordeal ive overcome is when my ex was new at jerking off... me.. and she just went hog-wild and thought the harder and faster the better... i was putting carmex on one chafed wang for the next week... YIPES!

one word...

anal

I swear I saw jesus

lol....jesus was watching you do that? that's not good haha

Was he jerking off to it?, Most painful experience would be chick sneezing while giving head, chomped my dick and almost puked

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Originally Posted by WEED_UK

ROLF I just thought of something that would make any man cringe......Picture this, your girl putting her sharp finger nails in your butt hole then mid thrust your dick comes out jabs between her thigh snaps, resulting in you thrusting back onto the pointy finger nail , which yes makes you thrust forward , causing another breakage.................this could go on for some time but u get the drift..........dying from multiple dick wound.ouch:stoned:

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that would suck... and mostlikely, that would happen to me.... plus im sure there would be some rips in your anus from the finger nail.... and i yea, i shoud of smacked her, but i had just gotten out of juevey from like a 5day stay, plus, i didnt have any sex for like a month begor i went, so i was just like finaly, some damn pu$$y.... and just kept going...

This JUST happened- me and my bf are about to get busy on the bed, he is kneeling and tugging quite hard to pull off my jeans (they're quite tight) and just as he pulls them off, my belt buckly hits the ceiling lamp and the whole thing shatters down on us!!!!! We got away with only a couple little cuts, but the glass was ancient so now we have little shards of glass, and glass dust all over our bedroom and bed! FUCK THIS! I'm gonna wake up tomorrow with bits of glass in my ass- real fun:mad:

turns out he actually punched the light by accident. stupid boyfriend.

best part: i told my mom what happened, and she just laughed her ass off. didnt even ask if we were ok. just laughed and laughed and laughed....

yes, i talk to my mom about sex. lol. its fun sometimes, but other times u learn things you reallllllllly dont wanna know. :eek:

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Originally Posted by led.zeppelin

Was he jerking off to it?, Most painful experience would be chick sneezing while giving head, chomped my dick and almost puked

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LOL


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