My moms mother is visiting..

My moms mother is visiting soon for a week...we all hate her guts..

its just the things she does.. she tells everyone what to do.. she thinks she is better than everyone she comes in contact with
And god help me if she finds out i smoke..
And also the things she did to my mom when my mother was young..
1. She stabbed my mother
2. She lit my mom on fire and didnt care
3. She beat all her kids
4. threatend to shoot her husband
5. Like the phrase " keeping up with the jones's " ..her last name is jones.... and thats how she views her life..
God help me.. Please..send me marijuana..

Ok heres the plan.

1. Get some weed and roll a nice joint.
2. Find G-Ma and tell her off.
3. Light joint and smoke with G-Ma.
4. Everything is fine in the family
5. Praise T®auma

that sounds a tad hard to believe. Most mothers dont torch and stab their children, even the really really fucked up ones. Care to elaborate?

Well considering i have seen pictures and scars from the incedents..and HEARD her threaten to shoot husband...and listend to varius stories told buy my aunts ( her kids ) about her beating them.. i can say 1 thing..Back then..it wasnt illigal to hit your children

This woman sounds like the anti-christ.
If your family is so accepting to have her over, but she still acts as evil as always, just leave.
Lock your door, leave the house, go to friends.
OR
Have a face to face talk with her.
Directly, calmly, and maturely explain to her how you feel,
and talk to her about it all.

Or just be a petulant bastard and whwn she goes to hit you threaten to call the police, or just grab her hand and tell her that that shit wont fly with you.

kick her ass, nothing like a granny beating to kick off the day.... or just keep out of her way and hope she gets bored and leaves?

well seeing how you really can't kill her,kill her with kindness,she won't know what to think...

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Originally Posted by johnnyAKABob

kick her ass, nothing like a granny beating to kick off the day.... or just keep out of her way and hope she gets bored and leaves?

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I have never herd of starting off the day with beating Granny. If my g ma wasnt dead i might consoder it. O wait... No i dont think i will be hitting a old lady... i might go to jail and i am not a very big guy. I will have a tought time in jail....:smokin:

Fire it up and blow some smoke in her face. Fuck her.

Back in the 60's when my mom was growing up, she got beat daily with wooden spoons and leather belts, for no reason, so this kind of abuse doesn't surprise in the least.

"Accidentally" spill some boiling water on her lap, or some hot coffee. That'll teach the old hag! :p Ha ha!

volunteer tp help cook a big family meal for everyone. When the recipe calls for butter, drop a shit load of cannabutter....maybe that will loosen the bitch up a bit

Well my mom was forced to eat a carton of cigarettes because her dad found out she smoked

but in ur situation im sure ud be fine eating the weed (just ask if u can make brownies out of it)

I think im just going to be gone all day.. then when night rolls around come home and lock myself in my room... if she knocks i just remain silent.. im not there ><