Come guys/Girls.Whats the most embarising thing that happened to u/mates when stoned?

Right here we go, i wanna know what the must funniest thing is that happened to you or mate whilst stoned as a mother f****ker.

several years back me and my best buddy at the time were out doing our paper round together(stoned as fuck),happily toking away on some green,talking about footy as you do! When ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my fucking god a seagull the size of a prehistoric bird shit straight on his top lip while talking.....i mean 1 minute,clean lip the next......you got shit on it!!!! Yes i see the impact, man did it spread.
Well he died of embarrasment, and jumped straight into the grave yard we were walking past ,got down on both knees and started rubbing his lip/mouth on the grass,well fuck me i did honestly collapse wit laughing so much(swear on my boys life)When he got up the grass was stuck on top lip.......He looked like goofy dog with green teeth.......And yes i didn`t share a spliff for 2 months after..........Man i wish them days we had video mobile

Alright i got blessed with a girlfriend that smokes.. So me n her just got done smoking and she pulls down my pants and one thing leads to another.. well after all thats over she says she has to go cuz its 9:30 pm...on the way out my moms boyfriend says " Got lucky today huh? ".. my girlfriend just yells OH MY GOD and runs down the stairs.. lol i just was like...wow..

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Originally Posted by Sabron

Alright i got blessed with a girlfriend that smokes.. So me n her just got done smoking and she pulls down my pants and one thing leads to another.. well after all thats over she says she has to go cuz its 9:30 pm...on the way out my moms boyfriend says " Got lucky today huh? ".. my girlfriend just yells OH MY GOD and runs down the stairs.. lol i just was like...wow..

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I dont get it :confused:

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Originally Posted by Tom Swierzbinski

I dont get it :confused:

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Him and his girlfriend had some hot naked action going on, and at 9:30pm, when they were all done, his girlfriend had to leave. On the way out, his moms boyfriend says, "gets lucky tonight" or something, and his girlfriend was embrassed, yelled, "oh my god!"

Yeah. :smokin: I guess he found that embarassing. :p

Oh, I thought he walked downstairs with his willy hanging out of his pants.

Edit: Ive got one. Im sure everyone has had this happen, but my dad walked in on me and Emily having sex once. He just hid behind the door, chatted for a while then walked off. I thought it was funny, she thought it was embarassing.

Got so high and started laughing at I dont know what but it was so funny I pissed myself.

Ok fuck the last post ..this is more embarrassing... my girlfriend and i where talking on the phone.. and she starts talking about assorted sexual acts and little did we know that my mom was listening.. ..all the sudden mom says " Wow soudns like you guys planned out the weekend.." my gf just hung up at the spot..

Sabron, ur rents are perverts, lol.

Uuum, my most embarrasing thing is falling asleep so eavily during Harold and Kumar that my mates piled almost the entire comnents of his living room on top of me, including a lit candle! And I still didnt notice when I woke up.

my worst one was probably getting really stoned then going to sleep, the next moring i woke up and went walking round town, and everyone kept looking at me, i get home and half my face has been coloured in lol, apparently it was because i fell asleep with my shoes on?!?!lol

Man why do we get satisfaction from colouring peoples face`s in?

We done that to a mate of ours about ten years ago,the guys parents went 2 visit family in maritus for 2 weeks....and as you do we had a party round his gaff.......well fuck me he had this proper hand carved bong that his parents brought back one year from a previous holiday (this fucker was 4 foot tall with more pipes than wallmart) a proper kane ur ass bong.....

anyway there was around 15 people rolling,sparking and passing the j`s and bong several hours passed when the light weights were crashed out everwhere.....every group has that dude that gets all the crap,this guy was called ben...he was sparked out from smoking so it started with a cheesy wotsit(cheeto) in the ear......then the nose....out came the felt-tips(clown face) and things started to get heavy.....There where so many pot noodles laying around from the munchies....that a few were put down the sleeves of his leather jacket while he was wearing it.....then cat food.......omfg......david comes out with the kitty litter tray(full with nuggets)
and yes that went down his sleeves aswell......a few people the next morning were physicaly sick the next morning from the smell,it was that bad!!!!!!!!!!
He hug his jacket outside the the house to wash it!!!! It stayed there for around 3 months with no-one touching it.......we walked passed every dayto school each day it made us smile.......!!!!!

So big up the smoke nights as they are memories that never fade.....No matter how much you smoke:thumbsup:

i can usually keep my cool when im ridiculously high, but hm..once i asked for a small cookie at mcdonalds, the guy was like..um what? oh andf another time this retarted guy who works at mcdonalds was asking what type of cookies i wanted (i <3 cookies!) and my friends said something funny and i burst out laughing, and he kept saying "oatmeal or chocolate chip" while i was laughing (i didnt hear) and everyone thot i was laughing at him. i felt like sucha jerk :P