Tilde's Stoned Rant/Cursing Thread!!!!!

Alright, I'm heavily stoned, I admit...but there HAS to be a thread dedicated to serving as an outlet for negativety...pissed off that your mom fucked your brother? Yell about it in here. Don't like lola or ammie? Express your shit here!!! Loud and clear...as explicitely as you want! That way this thread can act to contain as much bullshit, hatred, ignorance, negative truth (ironic eh?) that these boards can contain...but packed into one thread. WASTE MANAGEMENT! w00t!!
(I'm going to start...*ahem*...you piss me off sooooo much tara. You're always keeping my goddam cordless phone in your room, which I can't get at when you have your door locked. You're such a bitch..AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!)

Hahahah, that felt great...anyone want to try??
~007~

Yeah, man.. fuck that sorostitute... and the girl that wanted to lose her virginity to me.. if i was her boyfriend... FUCk those women.. fuck em' all really... I'll never find a good woman for me.... All these shitty, pairings i find.. It's all weighin' me down... I love women.. I love makin' love... and sex.. but goddamn i hate women sometimes.

FUCK TOROG I REALLY FUCKING HATE THaT GUY!!! woo i feel better :D

shit penguin...8 more posts and your post-count will match the date you joined...july 28th and 728....the first number would correspond with the month and the last two digits would be the date...nevermind
~008~

fuck I'm stoned...I put ~008~ as my signature...fuck
~007~
~007~ <---makes up for the error

woops, sidetracked....back to hatred

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!!!!!! [email protected] YOU BUNCH OF FAGHOLES!~!~!!@E#
~007~

i hate die-a-rear.

uhaegujaergoiarjgormy0i45kmy :D

Yeah..Fucking MICROSOFT?

MICROSOFT FFS CAN JUST FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF. I WANT MY COMPUTER TO DO THINGS, LIKE START UP AND STUFF AND NOT SHUT DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF CONVERTING A .WAV FILE INTO A .MP3 FILE FOR NO APPARENT REASON OTHER THAN IT FEELS LIKE IT.
FFS, YOU GOT MORE MEMORY THAN FUCKING NASA, MORE HARD DRIVE SPACE THAN THE FLOOR PLAN OF TRUMP TOWERS AND YOU STILL FUCKING SHUT DOWN FOR NO REASON. WTF ARE YOU PLAYING AT BILL GATES YOU STUPID BEARDED MOTHER FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER. FUCK YOU THE FUCK UP! WHY CANT YOU FIX YOUR STUPID MONOPOLISING MEMORY SAPPING PIECE OF SHIT OPERATING SYSTEM, INSTEAD OF MAKING THE SYSTEM REQUIRE MORE AND MORE FUCKING MEMEORY JUST TO RUN THE FUCKING BACKGROUND PROGRAMS THAT ARE A WASTE OF FUCKING TIME?! HUH! IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO GET INTO YOUR THICK STUPID SKULL, THAT THE WAY FORWARD IS TO FIX THE PROBLEM IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE, AND NOT JUST THROW MORE RESOURCES AT IT. WHAT A DUMB FUCK YOU REALLY ARE BILL GATES!
I MEAN, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! MY TEXAS INSTRUMENT 1 BYTE CALCULATOR IS QUICKER THAN YOUR STUPID FUCKING O/S...I'VE SEEN THE LESSER SPOTTED GIANT TURTLE MOVE FROM FILE TO FILE QUICKER - AND THAT DOESN'T JUST DIE WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.
AND AS FOR YOUR PATRONISINGLY ANNOYING LITTLE MESSAGES!! DID YOU GO TO 'WIND-UP SCHOOL' TO COME UP WITH THEM?

"Windows has encountered a problem and needs to close - sorry for any inconvenience"

INCONVENIENCE!! YOU JUST COST ME 237HOURS OF WORK , YOU USELESS PIECE OF UNSTABLE SHIT

'SORRY'!!!...'SORRY'!!!...

I TELL YOU WHAT MATE, WINDOWS WILL ENCOUNTER A FUCKING PROBLEM IN A MINUTE, LIKE WHEN I THROW THE FUCKING COMPUTER OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW...WANNA TALK ABOUT IRONY!!!


*clears throat*
Yes, Thank you , 007, that has helped me to manage my anger very nicely...:)

omg my girl fuckd my best mate now i just want to kill them... die mf die fuckenNNNNJN die arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

qg7hq4evhq4vjuvjuqv4kq4vkq4viqv4iqv4kvkkk goddddddamn it...sux jay!!!!!!!!1 srrrry..we all gots the w problemz yo chixcn3q89nj24e984

i hate losing things. i really really hate losing things.

Ok, yeeeeeears ago an ex boyfriend dumped me for this coke whore who is now in jail! Yes, I'll say it again, dumped ME! I still hate him for it! You know how they hate is a strong word? I HATE HIM! I see him all the time (small town) and I everytime I do I still want to kick him in the nads with a spike high heel shoe! FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK YOU NICK!!!! How's your hand working out for you since your drugged out skank is locked up? He'd be on Cannabis.com if he could read! Hahahahahaha!

Torog's a cock and the very essence of why people hate America. FUCK HIM!!

Not that I know him personally but this is the rant thread, and it's a good one too :D !

i hate my fucking mind, dammit! i hate that whether or not i can make conversation changes from hour to hour! i hate that i get nervous, even in situations that i have to reason to be. i hate that other people around me act in the way i do that i hate (no interesting things/mindless chatter) constantly and are ignorant of the joy of being alert enough to play a conversation like a fiddle. but most of all, i hate that no matter how much of a friend/romantic i am to a girl for months on end she wont think of me sexually (only when im seriously interested, too), but she'll fuck john q. douchebag after a pickup line and four sentences of flirting. to add to all that, i once ate thirty arby melts in fifteen minutes, and i hated the tummy ache.

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Originally Posted by 00Ampersand

Don't like lola or ammie?

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Yo.


Oh yeah and people who turn without using turn signals!! Burn in hell you fucks!!!

I hate who Ive become and everyone around me...I hate how superficial my peers appear with there seemingly fake personalities.

ummmmmm........................................pen is

I hate matches. they never light when you want them to. Then once they do they go and burn your fingers. Having no weed sucks too. Confusion is a tricky one as well

I hate fucking hating. grrr :D

.......i'm not going to say I hate my sister but.......

I EXTREMELY FUCKING DESPISE having my sister come home and tell me that I made her house look like a shit hole, when I have been working for 12 fucking hours, in the mud, with a dick for a party chief.... When it was in fact my sister, my nephew and my brother-in-law who NEVER put dishes in the sink, throw away trash or do fucking laundry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!

and when i look around the house with her standing right there, I don't say shit because she's letting me live here free of charge. But I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE being their goddamned maid. Her fucking house has always been thrashed, nothing changed when I got here! She just has someone to blame now... and I'm about ready to start smashing shit! GOD DAMN IT ALL!!!! Atleast my brother-in-law tells my brother I do most of the cleaning around here... fucking pigs :mad:

Who in the hell is Tilde.???

only the sexiest man alive
~007~

stop asking questions...this is a RANT thread...you're supposed to RANT...if you want to ask questions, start a question thread
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE QUESTIONS!!!!
~007~

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Originally Posted by 00Ampersand

only the sexiest man alive
~007~

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That he is!
And he also has damn good taste in music. :D

Stop sucking my ego's dick, Cleve :D welcome back muthafucker
~007~

FUCK!!! My roomate did it again...FUCK TARA! Get your own fucking phone! JUMPIN JESUS!!
~007~

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Originally Posted by 00Ampersand

Stop sucking my ego's dick, Cleve~007~

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Can't help it. I have a fascination with tiny objects.:o

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Originally Posted by 00Ampersand

stop asking questions...this is a RANT thread...you're supposed to RANT...if you want to ask questions, start a question thread
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE QUESTIONS!!!!
~007~

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OK, fine i will rant,
i want to know who the fuck Tilde is, ok so hes the sexiest man alive, wow, got that, now who the fuck is he, oh damn another question, fuck....what now?
if you would just fucking tell me i wouldnt keep asking!
so tell me, goddam!
WHO IN THE FUCK IS TILDE????? :mad: :)

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Originally Posted by clevemire

Can't help it. I have a fascination with tiny objects.:o

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HAHA :D :)

read my signature...

Stop them yourself asshole. GOD I HATE PEOPLE WHO TRY TO PUT OTHER PEOPLE IN DANGER!!!!

Just kidding GT :D . While i'm here though i'd like to express my sheer hatred for townies. Those whiny, uneducated little fucks who swarm over Britain like groups of zombies (only dumber and slower) giving pretty much everything they are associated with a band name (including weed). Yes, I would very much like to get a cricket bat and smack one over the head many times until he stops moving but until that law is passed I have to make do with walking away fast. :D

AGAIN...FUCK TOROG

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Originally Posted by Button Basher

Stop them yourself asshole. GOD I HATE PEOPLE WHO TRY TO PUT OTHER PEOPLE IN DANGER!!!!
Just kidding GT :D

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:p

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Originally Posted by Button Basher

While i'm here though i'd like to express my sheer hatred for townies. Those whiny, uneducated little fucks who swarm over Britain like groups of zombies (only dumber and slower) giving pretty much everything they are associated with a band name (including weed). Yes, I would very much like to get a cricket bat and smack one over the head many times until he stops moving but until that law is passed I have to make do with walking away fast. :D

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ooooooh how could i forget them!!

those fucking nike wearing, hash smoking, fight starting, pill snorting, im-hard-coz-i-wear-a-big-gold-chain, still be living with their moms at 35, twatty, cock suckin motherfuckers

that felt goooooooooooood

*bows to Tilde*

Narrow minded, superficial, materialistic, dumb arsed, ignorant, whinging, bad driving, inconsiderate, greedy, fucking humans are FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED and they should be put on an island and left to eat each other.

it just pisses me off to no end when people get on here and base your notariety on the number of posts you have.
sure i could do what alot of these highly posted people do, ya know, like one word posts, but i choose not to.
it FUCKING PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF
and one more thing that pisses me off
when these little , prepubescent, analretentive types get on here and start shit with people.
get some life experiences under your belts KIDS
then you can differentuate between mature
and prepubescent

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Originally Posted by notanovice

it just pisses me off to no end when people get on here and base your notariety on the number of posts you have.
sure i could do what alot of these highly posted people do, ya know, like one word posts, but i choose not to.
it FUCKING PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF
and one more thing that pisses me off
when these little , prepubescent, analretentive types get on here and start shit with people.
get some life experiences under your belts KIDS
then you can differentuate between mature
and prepubescent

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what the hell...

thanx for the venting thread, i hope i didnt offend anybody. i was venting some long penned up crap.
again i apologize.

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Originally Posted by notanovice

i hope i didnt offend anybody

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umm just me.. since ive got like 1,500 posts or something, and im only 17

but hey, whatever, peace

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

umm just me.. since ive got like 1,500 posts or something, and im only 17

but hey, whatever, peace

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I think all he was saying was that you shouldn't take advice for gospal(sp) no matter how many post's a person has.

And yes GHoST you are a lil young and you do post a lot of good point's and idea's.

Anyway back o the bitching......

I really hate it when you play for hour;s on a computer game and when you come to try and save it you find out that you don't have enough space on on your memory card! Or when you work like a slave all day and then your boss who has a few fucking fancy kiss arse word's under his belt take's all the credit for your work. :mad: I hate the fact that everybody in cornwall england call's you boy and won't not take you seriously untill you're about 40! This is just a couple of the bugger's I could go in for page's!

I'll be back....