The Houdini

This bit of sexual fun requires two people...

Start by having doggystyle sex with your girfriend pointing towards a window. Take deep plunges and withdraw every time.

Have a friend sneak up behind the two of you. Remove your hands quickly and have him put his hands where yours were.

Then between plunges do the kansas city shuffel and switch to let him continue fucking your girlfriend...

while you sneak around the house, pop up in the window and yell SURPRISE!!


I gurantee you if done correctly, shell be very surprised.

genious.

Hahaha, that's great.

I always heard the Houdini was when you would be goin doggy style, pull out, spit on their back so they turn around, and let it loose in their eye.

I like this one better though. :D

haha thats silly

lol

you so crazy :)

Have you ever heard of the Spider Man? It's where you bust one in your hand and throw it at them.

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Originally Posted by Sig

Have you ever heard of the Spider Man? It's where you bust one in your hand and throw it at them.

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i just cracked up while my teacher was lecturing, everyone was like wtf? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that's hilarious.

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Originally Posted by phoenix

Hahaha, that's great.

I always heard the Houdini was when you would be goin doggy style, pull out, spit on their back so they turn around, and let it loose in their eye.

I like this one better though. :D

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dude, thats the sniper.

ROLF...LOL LOL

what about the piledriver- you stand up 69 with a short chick and when you bust a nut you drop her on her head

the best part of the houdini is she gets so surprised she shits herself....all over your frineds cock

I've been crying my eyes out all night but this thread makes me smile

I love you crazy fuckers :)

umm.. i wouldnt want that to happen to me, i'd would probably shit myself. It is pretty funny to think about it though =P

come on theres plenty more the donkey punch...the dirty sanchez....strawberry shortcake...shit i got at least twenty more.....lets hear them

Alright...A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You shit on your partners face.

2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.

3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.

All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!


taken from urbandictionary

someday im gonna direct a movie and thats gonna be a scene. ill make sure to put "special thank you to sirsmokesalot from cannabis.com" in the credits

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Originally Posted by Kryzco

Alright...A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You shit on your partners face.

2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.

3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.

All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!


taken from urbandictionary

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what has the world come too...

Well theres always my personal favorites:

The Rodeo: You fuck your girlfriend lotus style (on your lap) and you whisper in her ear "I have aids" and you hold her on your dick and watch her try to buck off like a horse at a rodeo

OR!

you fuck her the same way but then have your friend run in the room with a video camera and hold her on you in the same style.


The Jelly Donut: When ur fuckin her from behind you tap her on the shoulder, she turns around you punch her in the nose so the blood runs into her mouth. Then you bust in her mouth and the combination of nut mustard and blood looks like jelly in a donut ;)


god im so fucked up

I think its funny how you said the girl would be "surprised"!!! More like horrified!!! at least i would be... but it is pretty funny thinking of it happening to someone else

I like the rodeo, you get your mates to jump out while your doing someone from behind and for all of them to yell stuff and you have to see how long you can stay on for. You can also do it when you call them by the wrong name and then your mates jump out and start shouting the wrong name at them.

We nearly did this one day but he finished before we plucked up the courage to jump in.

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Originally Posted by JazzNKB

Well theres always my personal favorites:
The Jelly Donut: When ur fuckin her from behind you tap her on the shoulder, she turns around you punch her in the nose so the blood runs into her mouth. Then you bust in her mouth and the combination of nut mustard and blood looks like jelly in a donut ;)


god im so fucked up

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HAHAHAHAHA

some funny words
i got a good laugh outta this one

I have videos of most of these I'll get around to uploading eventually. ;)

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Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781

what has the world come too...

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agreed like are you kidding me right now? so i'd wanna lay in shit cause the smell and the texture turns me on?...

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Originally Posted by I just love weed

agreed like are you kidding me right now? so i'd wanna lay in shit cause the smell and the texture turns me on?...

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hmm sense u love it so much, this one is for you :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

The Hot Lunch

Materials
1: Ceramic Wrap
2: Ceramic Wrap w/ shit in it :D

The Procedure
1: Bang your gf or w.e. (Position does not matter)
2: Ounce you are about to cum, pull out.
3: Release into the shit filled ceramic wrap.
4: Quickly tie or hold the ends so the ceramic wrap is enclosed and unable to spill anything.
5: Have the lucky person turn around and pop it in there face.

yes i know it sounds hard... Just practice and then all the ladies will want you... IF you get good enough at it.

:dance: :dance: :dance:

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Originally Posted by JazzNKB

Well theres always my personal favorites:

The Rodeo: You fuck your girlfriend lotus style (on your lap) and you whisper in her ear "I have aids" and you hold her on your dick and watch her try to buck off like a horse at a rodeo

OR!

you fuck her the same way but then have your friend run in the room with a video camera and hold her on you in the same style.


The Jelly Donut: When ur fuckin her from behind you tap her on the shoulder, she turns around you punch her in the nose so the blood runs into her mouth. Then you bust in her mouth and the combination of nut mustard and blood looks like jelly in a donut ;)


god im so fucked up

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LOL! That's fucking funny, but mean! If a guy did that to me, holy fuck, I'd be pissed, but then I'd laugh my ass off afterwards

another form of the rodeo is where ur banging a chick doggy style and u lean down in the heat of the action and whisper in her ear... "your sister was alot better"... hang on and enjoy a fun ride. it only gets better from there