I remember one time i found doing the washing up amusing, i couldnt stop laughing at all the bubbles n shit. For days after while stoned wen i thought back at it, it cracked me up. Fuckin dodgy
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I remember one time i found doing the washing up amusing, i couldnt stop laughing at all the bubbles n shit. For days after while stoned wen i thought back at it, it cracked me up. Fuckin dodgy
I remember one time I had my computer on playing music and my sister had her music on and I went in the middle of the hall and it's like..what ever makes me hear just left out of my ears and it went crazy, it was fun :D.
I like to vacuum the house when I am stoned. Cleaning things really seems to be so much more fun when I am stoned. My place is spotless.
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Originally Posted by fasterspider
HAhahah, yea sometimes I'll get ripped in my room...and I'll look around and think:"Damn, if I didn't live here I'd probably think this place is gross"
And then I get nuts and I'll clean the entire thing in a matter of minutes...many, many minutes. Lots of fun, sometimes.
But the weirdest thing... would have to be this crazy show about Murkats on animal planet. Murkats Manor I believe it was called.. I watched it for almost an hour 'til I realized what the hell I was watching. so cute
I swear, my good friends know when I have weed...my house is spotless..lmao I have family visiting from the UK with their friends and they are pretty much squatting around Ontario in different family members homes for the next thirty days. They are planning to come to my place this Saturday, so I will be cleaning today and listening to the rain outside...niiiiiiiceQuote:
Originally Posted by fasterspider
now I am gonna have to watch that show to see what it is about.Quote:
Originally Posted by DannyMan
I have not turned on Animal Planet since Steve Erwin died.
when im stoned i like to color with my daughter
i color fuckin awesome
i stay inside all the lines
I guess Terri did an interview last night? I caught axcerpts of it, but imagine it would be way too emotional.Quote:
Originally Posted by fasterspider
I have these symmetrical things that I colour until they look really trippy...hang on, I'll find a shit one on my puter...Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
I couldn't find one I had already coloured...some are called mandala or something...
jesus christ. you guys are the fucking funniest people when im high....Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
i tend to look in the mirror non stop when im high....its kinda like ur looking at urself from a different persons perspective
Hell yeah dude. Or else having my son kick my ass playing Burnout Revenge. Yeah, he's THAT good. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
I use to do that...until I truly started seeing myself the way others must see me...that put an end to that pretty quick...I'm a scary sight...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Acouwaila
I also enjoy cleaning when i'm high. it seems so much easier and when your baked, you giggle at your progress and you want to keep cleaning till its spotless. and then you are overly proud of yourself. i love cleaning shit up high.
burnout revenge is dankQuote:
Originally Posted by MaryJaneintheCloset
I tripped balls when I first heard of the new zealand rugby team "the allblacks" I actually asked "can they have a team with only black people, and do they let them go to other countries?"
I couldn't stop laughing at the team name. :D
To this day I want to find a jersey Muahahahahahha.. Ha... *cough*
I get in shit for wearing my "Nebraska Cornholders" custom print jersey ;)
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Originally Posted by Canadabis
I have one of those army bags that I use as a purse...I have a bunch of buttons on the strap...some for bands and others are political...but I have some custom ones too, and I get some SERIOUS looks from people when they are behind me in line and start reading them...that combined maybe with the fact that I might have 2 children with me in the line...or I am doing business at the bank and someone looks at me funny...hahahah Just a little fun...I take some of the funniest avatars and have them made into buttons to wear...gotta get some crazy glue though, bc the buttons keep coming undone and falling off. I just lost a really cool cartoon headphone one (pretty much everything I have revolves around music in some way)
Awww... Pin just died on my "living proof" button, crummy overseas manufacturing, you think they would pull ore from tehe earth, smelt it, press it into button shapes, put pins in them, print them AND get them here for less then 15c each... And have them last FOREVER! B'oh
??? I think I am confused....lol
Then why think?:stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by gr8misadventures
good point
Every time I get baked and watch TV I always somehow end up watching those shows that stuff...Knives...Coins...Cards...whatever it may be.
LOL same here I find myself doing detailed cleaning on my house while stoned:stoned: :rasta: :rasta: :thumbsup: <<<<<awwwww smilesQuote:
Originally Posted by fasterspider
ROFLQuote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
i dunno weirdest thing ive enjoyed high. maybe work sometimes. when theres consistent shit to do, im occupied while feeling good, and time flies.
That's good man. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
I enjoy watching 2 dogs fight over a bone, or a sock. 2 seagulls fighting for bread is quite the thing too.
I play xbox 360 and talk shit to people. i play so much better high. In shooting games i feel like iam really there contrlling m breathing steading my hand then BOOOOMMMMM pull the trigger and watch them fall. Or i listen to cotton eyed joe over and over again and dance. Funny movies are great too grandmas boy, super troopers.
Dude Dante your ass is tanner than my face!!
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Originally Posted by Stubbs
"I'm not tanned, I'm fucking bronzed!" :p Ha ha! Yeah, great movie.
haha..love that movieQuote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
what is this cypress hill concert!?
I also find reading the short terms for laughing people use here, like lol, rofl, etc...I always read them as a word, not an abreviation, so in a stoned mind, you can see how that would sound funny to a simple minded individual.
Haha, meerkat manor, ive watched that show for hours stoned.Quote:
Originally Posted by DannyMan
That's kool man, online games are all I play. I played call of duty 2 online for the 360 in the summer a lot when i stayed at my friends house in America. I only have ps2 online, the only game i play is socom 3 but i LOVE playing while high :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Stubbs
I'll kill you lol, jk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
The funniest weirdest thing we ever done was loop a piece of cellotape up and put a piece on each paw of my cat Smokey............
Man its like watching it have a spazzy attack!!!!!!!
I laughed so much I passed a nugget in my boxers:D
Ps i luv my cat,but you can do it to yours if ya want(it dont hurt)
Dont do it to dogs though.....they jus eat it....you dont want that!
Dog+sticky tape+doggy food+8 hours= one hell of a stubborn stain:dance:
i can only clean blazed
i find dyeing my hair extremely entertaining
I give myself stickers if I do a good job :D
and watching pigeons fighting over bread is fuckin hilarious!
I remember I was stoned as fuck at work and I was acting like a football announcer about how the birds were fighting
but then I got sad because they were being mean to the baby pigeon :(
i enjoy watching my friends mom and all her friends all hype on crack and meth. thinking that there cleaning but only moving the mess to another part of the house.
i like to break dance while high sometimes, but find having a friend help you spin doesn't work to while all the time, especially when they are drinking outta the beer bong and spilling all over him and I sucks.
make fun of everything....ill talk back to the tv sometimes liek WTF WOULD I NEED A SWIFER FOR, DUMASS....
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Orginally posted by Silver Surfer
Weirdest thing you've enjoyed stoned
Sometimes i just stand in front of a mirror butt naked and laugh at myself for hours
Same, but seagulls.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Kryzco
I was way out of it in my earlier smoking days..
I ended up smoking till I puked. My head was spinning.
I laid down in my buddies bed.
Woke up 30 minutes later watching a few friends drag another in, who's drunk off his ass.
I got out and helped him in too. Afterwords I was out and about smoking/drinking again.
but just the site of them stumbling around trying to get this incoherent person to lay down in the bed was very amusing.
seeing that post about pigeons fighting- if anyone visiting london or live near a place were those stinky birds live.....get real close to a phone box and throw bread in the air.......watch those fuckers slap into the windows.........oh dear such fun....te he