This thread is for the sole purpose of my entertainment. Any stories or ancedotes that you think I or anyone else would find entertaining post here. There is no topic. There is no order. Only anarchy! Aaaaaaand.............GO!
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This thread is for the sole purpose of my entertainment. Any stories or ancedotes that you think I or anyone else would find entertaining post here. There is no topic. There is no order. Only anarchy! Aaaaaaand.............GO!
i can juggle rocks...
well i can juggle juggle juggles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
I think it's safe to assume we can ALL juggle juggle's, and sometimes even jugglewuggle juggle's.
okay, but can we all juggle juggles.. and jugglewugglejuggle juggles?
I love having those crazy retarded deep conversations where, in one night, we change the world....
There is a mouse under my fridge.
It's not really a story, but it's cool.
My current dealer is the sweetest hookup I've ever had. No, it's not because his shit is dank (it is) or that it's cheap (it's not).
It's because he works at McDonald's.
What's so cool about that, you ask? Well, it goes like this.
I need a 1/4. I call his cell phone. I say, "I'll be through in 10 minutes in the blue Tacoma." I pull up to the drive-thru window, and there he is. I hand him the cash, he hands me a cup with a lid; inside, in a ziplock, is my weed. I drive away.
Convenient, quick, really fantastic bud. Best part, besides the coolness factor, is the reliability. I know for a fact when he's there, and when he's not; he works a pretty regular 30 hour week.
Now I know you're thinking that he's an idiot and will get caught any day now. Fortunately, he's not stupid. His cousin happens to own that McDonald's, a franchise thing, and his cousin is cool with it, so he's covered.
Anyway, that's my hopefully entertaining story.
I have a zit on my ass. Just thought I'd share.
Your sig made silent hill uncool to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
I have no idea how I made those two things related in my mind, but either way, damn you billionfold.
Good game, though.
This is my latest blog on myspace.
i figured youd find it funny.
BooM Shock'A Lock'a Shock'a lock'a banga BooM bang Bam a lam bim skala bim BooM'ba!
Stories From The Sticker Ninja H.Q. DOJO
episode 1
---My Legendary Boxing Match With Cowboy Logan---
cowboy logan may be able to defeat Ninja Aaron in sword fighting.
But not in ganja boxing without ganja.
AS this evening progessed several nights ago.
7 of my ninjas in training were over i would say.
They all were training in several earlier boxing matches but after all of em had a shot or two with one of my many boxing gloves.....
They demanded that they see the two ninja masters fight.
So we decided to put on a show.
We started off just getting into it and learning each others swings. Throwing random punches and not trying to hard.
After are heartbeats raised a few beats a second.....
Thats when the punches really started to land.
BAM!! BOOM!! BIFF!! POW!! WE exchange a couple body shots, and somehow he gets one on the back corner of my head.
I back off him for a sec, shake it off and say "Dont worry man you dont have a slug comin back at ur head" to say it was all good and what not....
But then i jump right back in
SWIFF! FLAM! WHAM! BLAM!
I get in one combo after another. He cant get out of my ninja combos but because of his long arms hes able to land weak kidney shots on my back.
Fortunetly my back wing muscles are BAMF's
So im barely phased.
After he realized after i landed so many combos on his inner rib's, and kidneys, and even a couple spleen shots or 4... He has gonna be beat.
So yeah he would of left me bruised if we were really fighting.. But i woulda had him broke.
lol just a another story from the dojo!
One day i swear i going to gut this kid /\
An evening with Robin Williams: Watch it! (high)
If you have some old bananas kicking around, make some banana bread. How can anyone be sad or angry around a loaf of banana bread. It just kicks so much ass. :thumbsup:
I was entertained. And now I am slightly envious....Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyNiner
You know what would entertain me? If everyone told me 1 thing about them that their parents don't know. And it can't be "I smoke dope" because that's boring and nobody likes boring people.
my parents don't know i shat in my cat's litter tray
Try try and try again, then try a few more times, then if you still ain't got it you just wasted a lot of time trying to do something you just can't do.
Can't never could *says in a deep dark voice* except that one time when i did.
Life's a bitch and then you die, fuck the world lets get high.
i believe i am not nearly high enough to understand that Mr. way of the leaf
I just got ripped off. NEVER TRY TO BUY WEED WHEN YOU JUST WOKE UP.
I gave the dude 12 dollars for a dime and 50 papers. I think he said something like hes been on probation and so he hasnt got it in a while and hes getting more weed tonight. so i think he said hes getting me the stuff tommorrow. either way i think i got fucked.
that is shit. maybe I'm higher than you :O i feel fo ryou. if it didn't involve such an amzingly long journey i would say come over have ajoint forget that twelve dollars its only oney kinda thing but also don't give up hope, i sell a bit and if i have no money sometimes i get it up front but only for big amounts :s sorry man i'm rambing i'll just stop
wahhh i need some. havnt had any in like 3 weeks. it sucks ass.
My parents dont know that I am very stoned right now, listening to Niel Young, and a God to the millions of bacteria in my stomach. It's wierd because my highs always different if I smoke the same day I take my medications.
Haha, my parents dont know Im engaged!
Pop tarts, Sweet tarts, Shopping carts, Pussy farts
this might entertain you http://baltimore.craigslist.org/m4w/212302750.html its silly because its really my friend and he sent it to me when i was really high.
Peaches, maltese, 3's Company, R2D2, munchkins, penguinos, and a map of the world. :confused: Confused yet?
I can juggle juggles too...blindfolded!! :cool:
You better get that mouse! Get it! :eek:
And I have some bananas kicking around. Want 'em to make some bread?
I will be fornicating soon...mua ha ha ha...
TGF
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wahhh i need some. havnt had any in like 3 weeks. it sucks ass.
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My parents dont know that I am very stoned right now, listening to Niel Young, and a God to the millions of bacteria in my stomach. It's wierd because my highs always different if I smoke the same day I take my medications.
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this might entertain you http://baltimore.craigslist.org/m4w/212302750.html its silly because its really my friend and he sent it to me when i was really high.
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Peaches, maltese, 3's Company, R2D2, munchkins, penguinos, and a map of the world. Confused yet?
I can juggle juggles too...blindfolded!!
You better get that mouse! Get it!
And I have some bananas kicking around. Want 'em to make some bread?
I will be fornicating soon...mua ha ha ha...
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I hilighted the whole page, and posted it. hehehe
yay im special.
My parents don't know I smoke dope....Damn!
No, my parents thought I went camping one weekend with some "church friends" but I went to a city called Boise (it's in Idaho) and got into a huge fight. I told them I fell while climbing.
Your brother in buds,
-Cody
haha boise.
boise haha
I don't know how girls do it. When they're, menestrating and all, how do they deal with it and go about their daily lives. If a buddy phoned me up and asked if I wanted to go out I'd be like, "No, I can't because I'm bleeding from my crotch!" It's awful, blood coming from your crotch. Wow.
Hash. :smokin:
I guess they get used to it...
Well women have to cope with periods, men have to cope with getting a hard-on each time we ride a bus.
Well this one time.. me and my friends were toking in this condemnd house.. and the cops bust the door down right as we finished cleaning the bowl...they see the bowl and slam us on the ground and haul us off in the piggie express....we get to the pigpen and the cops search us and find nothing execpt a clean bowl and a seed...they threw the seed out and kept the bowl ( fuckers ) and gave us a court date for criminal tresspassing... but the cops didnt know it was a condemnd house and wrong abandond instead of condemd and we went to court.. the judge read the data and just yelled dismissed.. on the way out i made eye contact with the cop that arrested me and smiled and waved goodbye..
next time u see him stab him in the neck :thumbsup: