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have you ever seen them or any other body part
that you shouldnt have
my neighbor was talking to me and she was holding
her lil child.the baby grabbed a hold of her shirt and pulled
my neighbors tittie popped out
i looked at it
she looked at me looking at it
she put it away
we were both quiet
i wanted to hit
she went inside
very awkward moment
what are you neighbors like
My neighbor is a pot head but I never really talk to him because he's a douchebag.
lol hahah thats a good one..
One time i was at a neighbors pool party/bbq thingy and we were chillen drinking having a good time. I walked over to the cooler and and my neighbor was bent over trying to grab a beer. By the time she straightened up her tit hanging out of her bikini top....It was an awkward moment. I kinda thought to myself "should i pretend like i dont see it?" lol. Geez. i ended up telling her about it and we had a good laugh there.
One time I was talking to my neighbour (back like 3 years ago, when i had a hot neighbour) and the wind blew her short skirt up, we both laughed and I prayed it would happen again
My old neighbour always has pokies...always
lmao :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by lagstronaut
i live in a unit now and the couple next to us, she is stunning and he is a rude dick, cuz i ask him for a high 5 every morn but he just snubs me... i can hear them fucking in the shower at about 10pm every night, every time i see them together i crack a chubb and gets me and a little rowdy i must say!! and the only person who suffers is my current girlfriend...
nerer seen my neighbours privates but il tel u this 1 time i woke up in the middle of the nite thirsty at my m8s house n as i walked toward the kitchen m8s mum fukin popped out naked wiv 2 drinks in her hand, i didnt no wat do, so i jus looked to my left n kept walkin n it was a fuckin awkward moment in the morning wen i saw her. a few weeks later i walked in on that same m8s bathroom n saw his dad naked drying himself, now its always awkward wen i go there
God Bless every good moment we get!
i saw the most awfull thing on a bus; there was a girl who was probaby no older than 16 and she had a load of shopping which sh e was tryong to get to the bit where yo uut shopping and her tit fgell out and all these nasty blokes where jeering at her and she was strugling to get the shopping up so it took her ages before she could free her hand and repair her dignity. sorry thats not a very funny story :(
I live in basically an apartment building..condo's if you will..I heard my neighbors fucking once. Loudly. and after the moaning stopped, the dog ran down stairs. -shakes head-..
that didn't really have much to do with anything...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jake Martinez
Stoner ^
lol... name one person in here that aint :DQuote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
I live in FL. They're all old.
hahahaha
when i was 11 there was an 17 year old girl living across the road. I used to go talk with her sometimes. So that one time i go shes on boy boxers and a top chillin in a chair with her legs up on the table. Now that little hot chick didnt wear anything under that boxer so as i walk by i have a clear view of her clean, shaved, beautiful cunt.... First time i ever saw a pussy.. that sight hit me in the head and probably it was the best high i ever had lol :D:D She didnt realize i was lookin so she talked to me and every time i had to answer i always fucked up the sentences :D:D:D:D:D
one time i was on the bus and it was like 7 30 am and we were going thro the kinda like nightlife area of tokyo and there was this dude in his underware being pushed up against a wall by these two other guys.... ya
at my old house the neighbors were mostly prostitutes and crackheads and I've seen some things I really rather have not
as for my neighbors now, I'd also rather not see, they are too old
why can't I have hot neighbors too :(
Alot of females wear tight shirts so whenever their "headlight's turn on" you can clearly see them.
Also my friend is always horny so he always walks around with a boner, acting like he doesn't have one... damn pervert.
"dont act like your not impressed."Quote:
Originally Posted by SocksThaClown
i got black ppl living to my left, and old asians to my right. have not seen anything from them, nor do i want to.
That was one of the funnier things i have ever read... i am in a good mood now. My memory is shot, i dont remember what this topic was... Sorry!:)Quote:
Originally Posted by SocksThaClown
We don't have particularly hot neighbors, either, I'm afraid. Mr. Duncan, a mid-sixtyish gentleman, gets out there and digs in his flowerbed with shorts or elastic-waist pants that are a little too loose. I've seen more than I've wanted before of his rear end. Not a compelling sight.
ahhh his hormones are up the creek. Then again, im lucky if i can get hard... it takes quite a bit :(Quote:
Originally Posted by SocksThaClown