Funny high moments!

The highest iv'e been so far was when me and a mate rolled a couple fat ass blunts. This must have been dank shit becuase it fucked me up more than a 2hour bong session. Naturally we got the munchies and headed straight for the kitchen.

This was at work at night so it was one of those big canteen kitchens.

Anyway i started hearing this amazing guitar riff coming from the fan....i kept asking my mate where the radio was....he was like i can't hear a thing...your tripin.

Then i went to put a burger in the microwave and all these beats started coming from the microwave! tunes ive never even heard in my life....i just wish i could have put my brain on record and written this stuff down!

He started hearing music a few minutes later.

In the end we found ourselves in this big walk in freezer. There was a massive fan to keep it chilled. We were dancing to the sound of the fan for 20minutes in the freezin cold. The faster we danced, the faster the beat was, It was like we could control the speed of the beat. When we eventually came out we felt like we'd been clubbin, on a proper lads night out. Cheapest night out i've had!!!

Any amazing highs.....post them here.

:rasta:

OK, I have a sick sense of humor.

But talking about blunts reminded me of a story.

One time, me and 3 of my friends hooked up a quarter and rolled most of it into a blunt. So we were cruising up the canyons smoking, and pulled into "The spot" to finsih our blunt and enjoy our high. So we're sitting there and I'm stoned, really high, and the car is hotboxed and smokey. But all of a sudden everyones lips become really vivid, and it turns out the blunt was making all of our lips/mouth orange and sticky.

Now heres the funny part. We're sitting there laughing about all thsi, and all of a sudden we notice 2 ppl across the road looking down into the canyon. We tripped because we didn't know how long they had been there, and they are just standing there all solemon. So the two girls get out and walk over to them and talk for a bit. Then they run back w/ this "OMG" look on their faces. It turns out the ladys grown kid had gone missing, and they had found his dicapitated body down the side of the mountain. Like I said I'm sick, but the whole situation was a crack up for me.

One time i was baked in the dorms and went to a friend's room. they popped in this porn that I think was a playboy porn. and this was the softest porn i had ever watched so i blurt out "dude, without titties, this porno would be kohl's commercial".

less than a week ago me and a bud were smokin' some bud and i looked at it, said "this looks a little compressed", which it was. and my friend answers "that's probably from me putting it in my pocket" :upsidedow

My friend Acacia and I had nothing to do one night, so we got really baked. Then we started driving somewhere, and we were coming up to a stop sign, and this big, furry thing is sitting in the middle of the road! It looked like a cat at first, then once we got closer we realized it was a big fucking RAT. We tripped out so bad!

me and my friend went to mcdonalds baked as hell.. we went in and this guy knew we were baked.. He asked us what we wanted and we tryed to say 2 drinks and some hamburgers but it prolly sounded a little different lol.anyway he said "i gotcha" took my 4 dollars(didnt even ring up register) and gave us TWO LARGE DRINKS AND 6 CHEESEBURGERS!
i am forever in debt to that man

one time me and my friend got baked and soon got the munchies. We went down to mcDs and i was so baked that instead of saying" make me a burger" i sais "make me a joint"... i quickly corrected my phrase but the guy was looking at me really weird. My friend laught his ass off. Me too as soon as i got the burger :D:D

Yo THCforme I totally feel you on the music-from-nowhere thing. I'm -always- hearing sickass original music coming from hummms and silence when I'm high, and I wanna just funnel it into my computer and lay down beats for it :D

Most of the stuff I laugh about with my friends after being high isn't really that funny when I'm not high. It's stuff like this:

I'm riding in the car with my friend/dealer, and we're baked, and I've got kind of a headache so i'm not feeling too well. We're on our way to White Castle, and he's been talking a blue streak the whole time, and I've been totally silent. Finally he pauses and goes, "...You aren't saying much man. You thinkin'?"

I go, "No." in a way that sounds actually kind of indignant. (what, me think? you're crazy) Dunno why I said it like that.

He goes, "...Just...SITTING?"

"...taking up SPACE?"

"...collecting DUST?" And he says these things like it's some kind of deplorable crime...anyway like I said, it was hilarious when it happened. I cracked up.

EDIT: Whoa, I just thought of another one.

Me and the same guy were driving, this time I was at the wheel. We're in my car with the windows down, and we're on an exit ramp coming off the highway. It's a short one so I stop pretty quick. Just before I come to a complete (and pretty abrupt) stop, I hear this deafening sound like a rattle snake shaking its rattle, outta nowhere! Me and my friend both flip out, we're darting around the car going WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!! Turns out, a piece of paper from the back seat got blown up by the wind, into the back windshield, and flapped around really fast. LoL...me and the guy thought we had like, sucked in a bird from the outside and it splattered on the back window.

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Originally Posted by THCforme

The highest iv'e been so far was when me and a mate rolled a couple fat ass blunts. This must have been dank shit becuase it fucked me up more than a 2hour bong session. Naturally we got the munchies and headed straight for the kitchen.

This was at work at night so it was one of those big canteen kitchens.

Anyway i started hearing this amazing guitar riff coming from the fan....i kept asking my mate where the radio was....he was like i can't hear a thing...your tripin.

Then i went to put a burger in the microwave and all these beats started coming from the microwave! tunes ive never even heard in my life....i just wish i could have put my brain on record and written this stuff down!

He started hearing music a few minutes later.

In the end we found ourselves in this big walk in freezer. There was a massive fan to keep it chilled. We were dancing to the sound of the fan for 20minutes in the freezin cold. The faster we danced, the faster the beat was, It was like we could control the speed of the beat. When we eventually came out we felt like we'd been clubbin, on a proper lads night out. Cheapest night out i've had!!!

Any amazing highs.....post them here.

:rasta:

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Reading this, I was right there with you. Right on, sounds awesome!

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Originally Posted by turquoise70

Yo THCforme I totally feel you on the music-from-nowhere thing. I'm -always- hearing sickass original music coming from hummms and silence when I'm high, and I wanna just funnel it into my computer and lay down beats for it :D

Most of the stuff I laugh about with my friends after being high isn't really that funny when I'm not high. It's stuff like this:

I'm riding in the car with my friend/dealer, and we're baked, and I've got kind of a headache so i'm not feeling too well. We're on our way to White Castle, and he's been talking a blue streak the whole time, and I've been totally silent. Finally he pauses and goes, "...You aren't saying much man. You thinkin'?"

I go, "No." in a way that sounds actually kind of indignant. (what, me think? you're crazy) Dunno why I said it like that.

He goes, "...Just...SITTING?"

"...taking up SPACE?"

"...collecting DUST?" And he says these things like it's some kind of deplorable crime...anyway like I said, it was hilarious when it happened. I cracked up.

EDIT: Whoa, I just thought of another one.

Me and the same guy were driving, this time I was at the wheel. We're in my car with the windows down, and we're on an exit ramp coming off the highway. It's a short one so I stop pretty quick. Just before I come to a complete (and pretty abrupt) stop, I hear this deafening sound like a rattle snake shaking its rattle, outta nowhere! Me and my friend both flip out, we're darting around the car going WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!! Turns out, a piece of paper from the back seat got blown up by the wind, into the back windshield, and flapped around really fast. LoL...me and the guy thought we had like, sucked in a bird from the outside and it splattered on the back window.

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If a tree falls in the wood....yadda yadda
If I am sitting here in an empty apartment, reading your post on the computer and laughing my ass off out loud, does anyone hear me? Is there a sound?

Yes.

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Originally Posted by Funyons

me and my friend went to mcdonalds baked as hell.. we went in and this guy knew we were baked.. He asked us what we wanted and we tryed to say 2 drinks and some hamburgers but it prolly sounded a little different lol.anyway he said "i gotcha" took my 4 dollars(didnt even ring up register) and gave us TWO LARGE DRINKS AND 6 CHEESEBURGERS!
i am forever in debt to that man

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definitely a pay it forward moment...that guy deserves a medal!

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Originally Posted by Cas

less than a week ago me and a bud were smokin' some bud and i looked at it, said "this looks a little compressed", which it was. and my friend answers "that's probably from me putting it in my pocket" :upsidedow

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that's fricken hilarious!

Ok, last week or so me and my friend and my girl friend all chilled at my friends house and used my bubbler to smoke some weed. Well, we smoked probably like 4-5 bowls and like a joint and we went to go play some fooseball on his table he has. Ok, he said he was like the "champion" at it and no one could beat him. So, i say that i will beat him and sho nuff i did!! Haha. but when i made the winning shot my friend and i were cracking up so bad that he took two steps back into all these boxes he had and he tripped and fell breaking glass plates and everything. It was some funny shit. Later that night he realized he cut himself. Man, good times.. good times.. :smokin: