Whoa! That was a fuckin trip!

hi all,

I just have to tell you all what just happened a mere 2 min ago.

I have a tree in my backyard that grows small, red berries, that the birds eat. After they eat a few, they get in a somewhat drunken state, and they fly rather eratically. Well, one just flew into my window, hard, really hard. I looked down and I see the poor buggers wing is bent the other direction, so I went outside to check him out, and it was for sure broken and no way it could fly again. I grab a towel, wrap him up in it, and it looked like his eyes were glazing over, as if he was slowly dying.

I couldn't let the poor thing suffer, so I grabbed a bucket filled with water to put the bird out of its misery. As soon as i put the birds head into the bucket, it flew right out my hand and landed on the ground. He didn't fly away right away, but his wing looked fine and didn't look broken anymore. A few minutes on the ground, so I decide to at least put him in a tree so the local cats don't get him. I pick him up, and he flies away, far, far away.

I almost killed a bird. :p It was a trip and a half and I just had to share. :D

maybe you should eat some of those berries and see what happens, eh?

Wow, man trippy!!! ZOMBIE BIRDS!! RUN!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by baisez le monde.

maybe you should eat some of those berries and see what happens, eh?

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Well I would die, as they are poisonous, eh. ;)

you wouldnt die... you would just get .. a bit sick? :D

Either or, I'll leave the berries to the birds. :)

same thing happened to me with my daughters mom

What? She ate a berry and ran into a plate glass window?

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Originally Posted by Cassiopiea

What? She ate a berry and ran into a plate glass window?

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im faded as a motherfucker as thats making me laugh so damn much

That's crazy!

that story tripped me the fuck out. its as if the life of that birds life was dangling from a thread and you held the scissors. good job

The birds were most likely just drunk. It's very common for certain kinds of berries to ferment, then the brids eat them and get drunk, then fly around all loopy and fall around. Do you live in or around Florida Nochowderforyou? It's pretty common there.

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Originally Posted by mrdevious

The birds were most likely just drunk. It's very common for certain kinds of berries to ferment, then the brids eat them and get drunk, then fly around all loopy and fall around. Do you live in or around Florida Nochowderforyou? It's pretty common there.

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Yes, that's exactly what happens. It's a rather large window as well and the tree is no more than 25ft away from the window. It happens all the time, and in a few cases, the birds have broken their neck and died. All from a drunken berry. :p

No, I live in Alberta Canada, that's a loooooooooong ways from FL.

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Originally Posted by souldistortion

that story tripped me the fuck out. its as if the life of that birds life was dangling from a thread and you held the scissors. good job

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Ha ha! That's what I was saying. It was half a second away from breathing in water and then it just, snapped out of it and figured, what the fuck is this human doing to me. :p

i guess the bird was being dramatic and it really didnt hurt that much flying into the window.. when he realized some1 was drowining his ass he bounced haha

ive seen a squirrel fall from a tree and die...twas freeaaky

it does my heart good to see people say 'twas'

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Originally Posted by shiggernigget

dont tell birdgirl...:(

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!LOL!

Heck yeah, that was probably my cousin . . . always gettin drunk on berries and flying into windows. Typical.

at least you werent going to let it suffer.

thats a pretty funny yet trippy story man. if i was baked and that happened to me id freak out haha.

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Originally Posted by MyMARYJANE

i guess the bird was being dramatic and it really didnt hurt that much flying into the window.. when he realized some1 was drowining his ass he bounced haha

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lmao

It just happened again! A bird just ran full tilt into my window, but this, time bird wasn't so lucky. :( It landed on the ground with its neck a little crooked. It was still breathing but stopped after a few minutes. Now it lies dead on my ground.

That's fucked up though! Damn!

Well that was an awesome story to start off the day. I can't believe you were about to kill it though, hah. Well if it died, I hope you would have burried it and made a little tombstone for it? ;)

I hate seeing cute little animals die...breaks my heart.

when i was in holland, i was chillin in the grass under a tree watching boats go by, smoking hash and eating some bread. Then a duck comes from the water and i started feeding him. After a while i was able to toutch the duck and everytime i stopped feeding him, he would bite my knee LOL it was so crazy, i was stoned as hell and had a duck eating my munchies :D:D Old people from passing boats waved at me when they saw me play with the duck LOL