Who else here is very picky about....

How they break up their ganja?

Being a relative newbie to smoking I remember getting my first qp and doing a half-ass job on it... Worked for me at the time anyhow. Now, just a few months later, I'm SUPER freaking picky.... I'll sit there and make sure there are absolutely no leaves, stems, or seeds.... If I so much as taste ANYTHING other then pure broken down ganja I wont even finish the bowl/joint/ect.

In fact, my bro came of last night with a toke that he hastily broke down before a Texas Hold 'em poker game... I got so nauseous afterwards I thought I was going to puke from the aftertaste of stems and leaves. That never happened to me in the beginning.

Anyone else? Or am I just weird?

You're just weird dude.
:P jk, hmm I'm not that picky on that topic though.

sounds like your a herb snob, not very liked in most stoner circles. But its your own personal choice etc, and you can what you want, me however i can afford to be picky. Id smoke weed that had been smuggled over the border in a fat chicks sweaty ass crack, so long as i get high

heh if I think I packed a shitty bowl i'll definitly back another one.

As soon as I finish the first one anyway.

dudeee i can relate but only in a waaay.
when im tokiiin alone its actuallly very theraputic for me to sit there listeningg to music pickingg through my herb to get that perfect bowl. but when your with your people, thats not cool, just get down to smokin... wierdo. :thumbsup:

Yeah, I thought it was probably just me! Good to know ganja brings out the pretentious snob in me :stoned:

No someuser, I'm exactly like that, in fact, I made a post on a different marijuana forum about ten minutes ago, talking about how I am extremely picky.
My friends get pissed off, because it takes me so long, but I only smoke bud. I make sure to break off each individual bud, and start a pile of pure bud, and that's what I'll smoke. I throw out every leaf and tiny stem, etc... I HATE letting friends break up weed, when they roll a joint, because they just take a bud, and start breaking it up into small pieces, and then roll the joint. I try not to say anything because they are ignorant, and don't know shit about the anatomy of the plant, and have no concept of trichomes, etc... They yell at ME like I'm the idiot, and say "leaves get you high", but unless the leaf is covered in trichomes I will throw it out. I mean, I don't like the idea of smoking stems and leaves, when, you know... I'd rather smoke the buds.

I even went through a period where I was determined only to smoke kief and hash, just because I was that picky. I smoke every day, and buy on average 2 ounces a week, and my "friends" get pissed at me, that I "waste" so much "weed", but I'd prefer to smoke a joint full of pure buds, not a joint with little stems and fan leaves, etc...

See, because I smoke everyday, my tollerance is so high, and all I want to do is get really high, so I like smoking the most trichomes I can, and they are in abundance on the buds. I actually am glad that someuser posted this, because I felt like I was the only one who was like this.

I mean, it may take me a while to sort through my marijuana to get all of the buds, but I get this rage that I keep inside, whenever a friend complains that I'm taking long, so I decide to be nice and say "you can roll it" and then see him just crumble up everything and then roll a joint. To me it's an insult, and when I say "you forgot to remove the stems" and they say something ignorant like "it doesn't matter", or "It'll get you high". It's like, So what? I don't say that though, I just have the feeling that they are smoking shit, when I could be smoking bud.

I actually dislike smoking with people, because I always do. Everyone comes to my house to get high, for free, because they know I always have pot, but yet they complain that I take to long to roll a joint, well to fucking bad. I mean, I PAY FOR MY POT. I CAN SMOKE IT HOW I WANT. I also hate the fact that seeds still exist. That growers STILL don't know to remove the males. I never smoke any one elses weed, so I never complain, so I'm not really a snob to other people, just for myself.

On rare ocasions where I don't have bud at the moment, I have resorted to smoking my pile of leaves, and while I have been high, it tastes terrible, doesn't last as long, and is just a waste of my time.

I have an extremely addictive personality, and marijuana is my life. That's what I live for. I just hate reality so much, you know, that all I do is smoke pot. I'm a marijuana connesuer (sp). I mean, when you buy strawberrys, or any other type of fruit, and it has leaves, seeds, or other part of the plant, you take them off, and just eat the fruit. I treat marijuana the same way. I think part of peoples anger towards the fact that I "waste so much" is the fact that they can't afford to "waste so much", or are just plain ignorant, and think that the whole cannabis plant gets you high. Sure, I know that leaves have some trichomes on them, and that if you smoke enough you'll get some sort of buzz, but fuck that. I want the best. I don't settle for anything else, unless I absolutely have to, which is quite rare...

I just remembered. I also hate when I have my pile of individual buds, and a friend wants to roll the joint, (I use a rolling machine, so sometimes I'll allow a friend to hand roll one), and then they start crumbling up my pile of bud. That breaks off the god damn trichomes and stigmas. I am very careful about removing each individual bud as well. I hate how people just tear the bud apart and crumble it all, so it is all "broken up". Fuck that. I remove each individual bud very carefully, and start a pile, until I have the desired amount for a joint, bowl, or whatever.

im kinda picky on how fine my weed is before i smoke it.. i have to have it chopped finely before ill smoke it.. the reason being i get so much of a better hit opposed to just burning chunks of bud.. meh maybe just me maybe im too stoned.. im going to eat some ice cream now..

Wow, horrorr business im stoned as and the about half way through your novel i got bored. I know how it must feel though, Ive got friends who are always dropping little bits of bud and im like trying to speak up and they dont care at all, its an insult!

I read all of horror business posts and I have to say, I can totally relate and agree! Man, I feel much better knowing I'm not the only one :) For a second there I felt like the board asshole for even making this thread!!!

i used to be, until i realized weed is too expensive to throw all that away, seeing as i buy a quarter in the evening and wake up with about half a bongs worth....

My one friend likes to pack bowls of whole nug, which I didn't like at all but he was all about it. Since it was his weed I wasn't gonna tell him what to do. I always break up my bud, no stems or seeds, just straight sensei.

hmm, sounds like ur getting lame weed if you have to pick through it :(
i never find seeds in the weed we get here and the buds are well maicured so every thing you get is covered in resin, il post a pick of it soon :)

im not that picky i just grind it out and remove any stems that i notice, usually arent many tbh.

I don't care if I run out and can't get more till tomorrow ill smoke resin....I don't think many alcohols taste good but I still drink em.

Man, some people are picky. I used to know dealers who would weigh down their sacks with seeds, stems and leaves just to take up space and weight. This was back in the ol days when all we could find was a lid of mexi-swag. We'd have to sit there and remove all the damn seeds and stems. Hey, if you are dealing what a great service you are providing your customers.
These days its all kind green bud. I mean really 2-3 hits and I'm gone, man.
Hey and if anyone ever says anything about coughin. some of my best highs have resulted from a huge cough. My brain goes numb and I get the tingles in my fingers and toes and everything stops for a while and wawawawaw - yea baby!

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im not that picky i just grind it out and remove any stems that i notice, usually arent many tbh.

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yep i do the same, ill pull out any big stems first then once its ground ill take out any bits of stem that i missed, but i dont get seeds or leaf so i dont have to worry about them

I am picky ass fuck when im on other shit at the time but then I sell the seeds and keep the leaves and stems to smoke when im broke ( 1 1/2 pounds of it right now ). but when im straight I only get pick for j's or blunts but bowls and bongs can have anything but seeds. I do feel sick after a stemmy ass blunt or j.

i remove the stemz chuck that shit in a grinder grind it up then put it on a plate devide it into joints worth so i know how many joints i got left n how packed they r then i roll em n smoke em mayb doing a lil pipe out of each joints allounce :)

I'm personally not that picky, I break up the bud pretty well though. Usually to a dust consitancy. It would usually have very tiny pecies of stem in it but whatever, their only like .1mm big. If it's for a joint ill make sure it's pure though.

My dealer takes FOREVER to break it up. We have whole conversations in the time it takes him, then by the time we smoke we can't think of anything to talk about. Seriously takes about 20 minutes per bowl. Its ridiculous

horror buisness, the misfits fucking rule, rock on.

but I'm not that picky about my weed, because I can't afford to be.

I can't imagine spending $200 a week on any(one)thing, I'm a save-save-save kinda guy.

But yeah, when I mooch off other people, whatever they want is what they get, you should tell your friends to fuck themselves if they think it takes too long, you pay for it.

What Baisez le Monde said. :)

I smoke nothing but seedless hydro grown buds.And I use a space case grinder w/kief collector to break my buds up for rolling.

I like this guy. You can tell that when you go to his house to smoke he'd probably give you all his stems and leaves that you can bring home and smoke when you're dry.

But I also disagree and think he would actually be great in the circle because he would make perfect guranteed joints. He may be obsessive, but I'm a health freak and a bud only joint sounds like heaven. I don't care if it takes up to an HOUR for him to make a perfect blunt or so, I'd just watch tv or something. I hate impatient potheads who act like junkies: CMON MAAAAN I WANNA SMOKE ALREADY HURRY UP MAAAAAN!
Fuck you.
If it means waiting just a little longer for a much better high, hell yea I'd do it.

Why don't you just cook your stems and leaves in butter/firecrackers? Or just use a kief press for em? You probably do though.

Yo, you think your friends are bad? I remember some dude who would just take a pinch of weed and shove it in his shitty resinated pipe he never cleaned and just smoke it. I would always be like YO BREAK IT UP! But he just doesn't care... Weed is an expensive habit but a very enjoyable one and because of that, I damn well better have a good smoke if I'm gonna smoke at all or it'll feel like a fuckin waste.

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im kinda picky on how fine my weed is before i smoke it.. i have to have it chopped finely before ill smoke it.. the reason being i get so much of a better hit opposed to just burning chunks of bud.. meh maybe just me maybe im too stoned.. im going to eat some ice cream now..

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Im the same way bra'. It makes all the difference having it chopped up nicely in my spacecase rather than chunks of bud that burns strangely. But im like with my herb, if one of my pals packs chunks with his shit, you gotta just accept it and hit that shit!

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nice sig by the way:thumbsup:

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Why thank you, shiggernigget.

in regards to horrorstory, I think you rely to much on weed and have gotten to the point where you need weed to experience any pleasure. You can get far higher on life than you can on any drug man. Stop smoking for a few months and I think you'll start to see somethings fall into place for you. Remember, moderation is the key.

horror buisness, not horror story, you fool!

damn chil'ns with their hip-hop and corporate "gangsters"

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But I also disagree and think he would actually be great in the circle because he would make perfect guranteed joints. He may be obsessive, but I'm a health freak and a bud only joint sounds like heaven. I don't care if it takes up to an HOUR for him to make a perfect blunt or so, I'd just watch tv or something. I hate impatient potheads who act like junkies: CMON MAAAAN I WANNA SMOKE ALREADY HURRY UP MAAAAAN!
Fuck you.

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Once again your words of wisdom have changed my mind. I cant afford to be that picky however if he can and does, good for him and now im curious as to some of these pure 100% bud hits

I'm not very picky when it comes to bud busting, but i do preferre to use scissors or a grinder as opposed to my fingers, since i don't usually do a good job with them..

I always get bud under my fingernails when I break it up with my fingers.

The hole in my glass piece is huge though, so I have to put a large nug in the bottom. I should probably buy some glass screens

Well, it's good to see, that at least some people understand where someuser and I come from...

I just finished rolling a joint, and it took me about an hour. I don't get shitty weed either. Right now, I have orange kush, (a quarter to be specific) and I set aside a few buds to roll a joint with. There were no seeds in these buds, but yet it still took me an hour. Why? Because it's a very nice bud covered in trichomes, with millions of individual buds. See, a "bud" is just a cluster of individual "buds", the female flower. These cluster of buds all have very small and soft stems that some people don't consider stems. I do. I only smoke pure bud, so that's why it took me so long.

In the long run, I find it much more enjoyable, because whenever I share a joint with someone, they always say "This tastes amazing... like seriously, this is the best weed I've ever tasted". It's probably because of the combination of the fact that I get grade-a marijuana, and I take out every single stem. I don't get bored either, when it takes me that long. I honestly "zone out" and am completely focused on getting each individual bud and putting it in a pile. I don't even notice how long it takes me, until I look at the clock.

If you take the time, and roll a joint with juts individual buds, not crushed up, just each individual bud, you will notice a complete difference in taste.

Yesterday, I rolled a joint, and brought it with me to this girls house. We smoked mine on the way to her house. She was going to smoke a joint with me of her weed, which she says is good and gets her blazed. I'm appreciative because I think someone is returning the favor, you know?

Once she lit up her joint, and passed it to me, (well, first of all, the smoke didn't smell that good) I took a hit. The flavor was disgusting. Then I find out that the weed that she said was "good" turns out to be just commercial. I say "So... this isn't even mid-grade?", and they were like "nope, just commercial...".

Well, where I live, commercial (to me at least) means schwagg. All of the times I've encountered commercial weed, it was full of dried up fan leaves, seeds, and just long stems, and a low amount of buds. So, I imagined what I had just hit, and I declined to smoke any more.

She (joking around) was like "what's wrong with my weed?!" and I didn't give her a reason, because the reason was, I was probably smoking 25% real bud (if that much) 5% stem, and 70% leaf. I didn't want to waste my time, or scorch my lungs.

Holy shit, a bud only kush joint.
Too many here probably think 'sheesh that nigga takes an hour to roll"
But I think of it as "Dayum, this fine ass joint TAKES an hour to roll!"
How often do you smoke a joint that takes an hour to even make? Think how god damn good it must smoke.

Horror Busi. I wish you were my friend from next door.

I'm picky. When it's just me, I'll take as much time thats needed to break it up good.

Wow, now I'm curious about this and really want to try it. I think I will over the weekend.

i just break up the stemsn shit in the weed make sure its all fluffy, by then ide be sweatin from anticipation and pick out any seeds, some people just throw all the shit in and i wonder if they know that the seeds n shit cood pop in ther fukn face

Personally, i've never been picky with my buds. I just smoke em "as is". Sure, I break em apart, to ensure I don't end up wasting weed or anything like that. But i've never been too concerned as to the quality of the weed, in terms of picking it apart for an hour, to make sure i'm only getting the best stuff, and not the junky worthless shit.

Although, I am quite curious now about doing so, now. If i've never done it before, then i've never had it before. And i'm always up for something new. So being your friend wouldn't annoy me in the least bit. I'd probably ask you WHY you're taking so long...not outright TELL you you're taking too long. That'd just be rude. Esp. if it's YOUR weed. And if given an honest answer, i'd be like "okay". Infact, i'd probably anticipate the final product, as well. Because if you're that nit-picky about your buds, then the final product has GOT to be premium. And premium is nothing short of the best.

I'm getting some weed this weekend. And i'm def. going to try this out, instead of just jumping right into the bag. I hope all the patience is worth it. =P

Although when it comes to leaves and seeds, I don't have to worry one bit. Because I never buy anything that has extra weight added onto it. As I refuse to pay for anything unsmokeable.

But the buds themselves however, do have their own individual little stems. Very small though, sometimes 1cm. Although when I get my weed in nugs, the stems are somewhat longer. Probably about a half an inch long. Sometimes an inch.

I usually just take a blade to those, and toss em aside. Then chop my bud into small, 4 hit bowls for my bong. As I think anyone whom smokes an entire 1 - 1 and 1/2 inch nug (about 13 hits worth) to themselves in a bong, is just wasting weed. That shit's okay for a hookah, but a total waste, in a bong.

I've seen people blaze entire half ounces in 6 days, doing that shit.

no stems good , no seeds good , no leaves wtf ! If i see leaves i smoke em and smoke em good.

ahah its all pot, ittl get you high. who cares if you smoke stem or leaf, it has trace amounts of thc and thc gets you high