Two questions.

Yeah.. A bunch of my friends smoke weed and I'm thinking about lighting up with them but I am overly parinoid. I have never smoked before, but I want to. I have a doctors appointment in... early december I think, and I believe they blood and urine test me for everything (thats what my parents decided, I guess.)

Will I be clean for december?

Also, I've heard pot is testable in the hair for the lifetime of the hair, and having long hair and never cutting it doesn't help this. Is this true? Knowing my dad, He'd test me if he thought I smoked.

Thanks.

im not so sure about the hair thing but put stays in your urine for amax of about a month, and blood i pretty sure its liek 1-3 months. You should be perfectly fine by that time, if anything comes up it will be weak and you cna say you were with friends who smoked or "people" who smoked weed around you of course inhaled some jsut by breathing.

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smoke it once, and it'll stay in your system for a max 5 days. don't even worry about the hair.

Smoking once, you should be clean in about 4-5 days max. It will however show up in your hair for the lifetime of it, BUT testing the hair and to detect the small amount of one smoking session will cost thousands of dollars. I'm sure your dad wount spends that kind of money on that test. ( I know this from someone who spent $4,000 in lab fees)

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Originally Posted by fackfackfack

Yeah.. A bunch of my friends smoke weed and I'm thinking about lighting up with them but I am overly parinoid. I have never smoked before, but I want to. I have a doctors appointment in... early december I think, and I believe they blood and urine test me for everything (thats what my parents decided, I guess.)

Will I be clean for december?

Also, I've heard pot is testable in the hair for the lifetime of the hair, and having long hair and never cutting it doesn't help this. Is this true? Knowing my dad, He'd test me if he thought I smoked.

Thanks.

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So far, you are getting bad advice. Hair testing does not cost thousands of dollars. It is only about $75-$90 depending on the company who tests the hair sample and the place that does the collection. Then the advice about not worrying about it was wrong unless you want to get caught. The advice about the blood test detection time was wrong too.

Well Whatever. Last time I was in the doctors I believe the only thing he did was tap on my knees, take my height, and take my weight. The only time I had a urine test was for some illness I had, I believe. Thanks for the info guys, and if my dad finds out, i was in a van with a couple of guys I didn't even know. By the way, I'm 16, but my dad is an over-protective jerk-off. I'm probably smoking tomorrow, or in a couple days.

Another question though. - This doesn't really apply to this thread, but with that smoke bud legally shit, (all over cannabis.com) I have a credit card, and I could get it, but is it nearly what smoking weed is like? If so, have you guys ever tried it? Thanks for not totally flaming me out of the forum for dumbass questions.

Later,
and thanks.

edit: cant use the same swear twice, now can we.. ;)

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Originally Posted by fackfackfack

Well Whatever. Last time I was in the doctors I believe the only thing he did was tap on my knees, take my height, and take my weight. The only time I had a urine test was for some illness I had, I believe. Thanks for the info guys, and if my dad finds out, i was in a van with a couple of guys I didn't even know. By the way, I'm 16, but my dad is an over-protective jerk-off. I'm probably smoking tomorrow, or in a couple days.

Another question though. - This doesn't really apply to this thread, but with that smoke bud legally shit, (all over cannabis.com) I have a credit card, and I could get it, but is it nearly what smoking weed is like? If so, have you guys ever tried it? Thanks for not totally flaming me out of the forum for dumbass questions.

Later,
and thanks.

edit: cant use the same swear twice, now can we.. ;)

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there are a few threads around about the legal buds.. you can make your own conclusions on it. Just remember to read the disclaimer also known as the fine print on anything you buy...it tells you exactly what it is and is NOT .. on the front page.

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Originally Posted by fackfackfack

Well Whatever. Last time I was in the doctors I believe the only thing he did was tap on my knees, take my height, and take my weight. The only time I had a urine test was for some illness I had, I believe. Thanks for the info guys, and if my dad finds out, i was in a van with a couple of guys I didn't even know. By the way, I'm 16, but my dad is an over-protective jerk-off. I'm probably smoking tomorrow, or in a couple days.

Another question though. - This doesn't really apply to this thread, but with that smoke bud legally shit, (all over cannabis.com) I have a credit card, and I could get it, but is it nearly what smoking weed is like? If so, have you guys ever tried it? Thanks for not totally flaming me out of the forum for dumbass questions.

Later,
and thanks.

edit: cant use the same swear twice, now can we.. ;)

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Don't worry about a piss test, if that's the case you only need a month (maximum) to be clean. They do have hair tests that can test for a while back even (not sure exactly), but I highly doubt you will be receiving one of those. Also, I wouldn't recommend buying any of that legal bud crap, they contain zero percent thc and give you a headache!:dance:

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Originally Posted by Captain Hanks

Don't worry about a piss test, if that's the case you only need a month (maximum) to be clean.

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Hanks you are wrong. It takes some people well over 30 days to get clean for a urine test. I know plenty of chronic users who took almost 60 days to get clean. 30 days is not the maximum for a urine test. Most can pass after 30 days but not all. I also know of one person who took 105 days to get clean. 30 days is not the maximum detection time for a urine test.

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Originally Posted by Captain Hanks

Don't worry about a piss test, if that's the case you only need a month (maximum) to be clean.

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Hanks you are wrong. It takes some people well over 30 days to get clean for a urine test. Because THC is fat soluble, there are a lot of factors in play as to how long it will take to get clean. I know plenty of chronic users who took almost 60 days to get clean. 30 days is not the maximum for a urine test. Most can pass after 30 days but not all. I also know of one person who took 105 days to get clean. 30 days is not the maximum detection time for a urine test. If you don't believe me do some research through the posts on this site. Just in this one thread I am posting below you can find people that failed after 30 days.

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=76993

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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

Hanks you are wrong. It takes some people well over 30 days to get clean for a urine test. Because THC is fat soluble, there are a lot of factors in play as to how long it will take to get clean. I know plenty of chronic users who took almost 60 days to get clean. 30 days is not the maximum for a urine test. Most can pass after 30 days but not all. I also know of one person who took 105 days to get clean. 30 days is not the maximum detection time for a urine test. If you don't believe me do some research through the posts on this site. Just in this one thread I am posting below you can find people that failed after 30 days.

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=76993

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this is a bunch of bullshit. me and 3 of my friends were given surprise pee tests for our school and had only 1 week to get clean. we'd all been smoking for over 2 years and had been smoking about an 8th a day at the time. all we did was drink a shitload of cranberry juice (couple gallons a day will do it for you) and went on long long long bikerides every day up until the day before the test. we all passed with yellow pee and haven't had any trouble at school since.
you cant expect to get clean quick sitting on your ass. you need to burn fat and piss like crazy. it also helps if you shit alot too. this meens eat ALOT of fiber.
basically all you need to do is go get a couple loafs of bread and a couple gallons of cranberry juice each night and eat until you are about to puke. then the next morning when you are done shitting for 3 hours go on a long ass bike ride (make sure your sweating, the mre the better) and you can pass just about any urine test.

No it is not bullshit Mojoke so you better get your facts straight. I didn't say everyone I said some people. Plus I am talking about without fluid loading. Of course if you drink gallons of fluid the night before your test it is going to help dilute you the next day. Instead of calling bullshit there is a little link in the post you can click on and there are people on this board who state that they failed after 30 days. I didn't say it wasn't possible to beat a drug test by exercising (which I agree is good) and eating the fiber does help a little since some THC is excreted in feces. The cranberry juice is debatable. You cannot wash your body of THC and drinking massive amounts of fluids for days does not increase the rate your kidneys will filter THC. That is a fact. How do I know it is a fact. Because a nephrologist, that's a doctor who specializes in kidney function and urinary tracts, showed me several experiments showing that drinking a lot of fluids does not flush THC of out you more quickly. By the way, he tokes too. I am not talking about a test size of you and 3 of your friends. What I said was it can take some people more than 30 days. It depends on how much you smoke and what quality and how often and body weight and activity level. Not everyone is 16 and still in high school like you, or a deckhand. There are older readers on this board and their metabolism might be slower than yours. THC half life is different from person to person. It can range from .8 days to 10 days, some say as high as 13 days. I said there was a possiblity and since you didn't even bother to click on the link I posted you need to read before you start trying to flame me. I have done volunteer work at a rehab center and in just a few months I saw people that took between 50-65 days to get clean. They urine was sent to labs and not just instant tests. We were able to see that every few days the level dropped so we knew they were not using any more. It was split between about 7 girls and 7 guys, all of whom smoked a lot and were skinny and active. They took 50-65 days to get clean. So don't come on here and call bullshit on me when I am just trying to tell people that just because 1 person was clean after a week or 20 days or 30 days doesn't mean that is the case with everyone. I didn't say everyone would take 60 days. I said it is possible.