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Wuts up, I gotta a question, I'm going to a musical festival this saturday (9-30) with my friend, my older sister (whos driving), and one of her friends. My sister is very anti-drugs, and my friend and I wanna get baked for the festival. We can't smoke because of my sister, and the festival is an hour away. So I've came to the conclusion that I have to eat the weed. So what's a perfered method of eating? I can only use a microwave if this helps.
Thanks
I don't think anythings going to work being cooked through a microwave.. you're going to need to use an actual oven to make something like firecrackers, which are extremely easy to make, conservative on bud, and very effective.
umm.....
cracker+peanut butter or cheese or anything fatty + VERY FINE WEED, almost powdered weed + microwave for 1-2 minutes on high = very cannabis-y smelling microwave but you get hgh.
Simple. Take your sister to the computer, and show her "all these interesting facts I just found".
Gauge her reaction, but never take a stoner standpoint, just a medical/against gov't standpoint. Continue until her lame viewpoint crumbles away and her ego and trust for the government lies shattered on the ground, slowly being rained upon by the tears of truth.
And then TOKE IT.
push her out of the car on the freeway and light a blunt! :smokin:
My sis is a fuckin hypocrite too she has smoked weed before........ but she doesn't want me to do it.
are you gonna be with her 24/7 at the festival? just toke when she sint around, say you need to take a leak and light up :thumbsup:
yea man that's what I'll prolly do......
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Originally Posted by smoke it
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Make fire crackers, and bring a joint or two for whenever you get a chance to ditch her for 20min and have a quick toke.
Fuck ur sister :) no offence but forget about her and light up
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hahahahahaha
but where should I toke up, there are gunna be people everywhere.
Dude if you want to get baked... roll a few joints and tell your sis you and your friend are gonna check the festival out.. split up and go find a safe spot to smoke.. After your done..Act as straight as you can around your sister..
slip some rat poison in her drink and/or shoot her full of heroin, and shell be so fucked/dead she wont care
Cook up 2 batches of brownies. One for you and your friend, with a little special something in it and bake a plain ol brownie for your sister. And don't mix em up. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by DarkHorse014
Oh! Then what you do honey is smile sweetly and tell sis"Look, you've had your turn and now it's mine. Please don't ruin my fun. Yours wasn't ruined" keep smiling sweetly and go about your business.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkHorse014
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OK, mister, i am new to this site, but, i can promise you--smoking is best-- and all you have to do is be sly--for more tips, write back!Quote:
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but where should I toke up, there are gunna be people everywhere.
who gives a fuck, anywhere, your going to a music festival! EVERYONE smokes weed at music festivals, (other than your sis) and im sure no-ones gonna come snatch it off you and say no! u cant smoke here, its illegal, just watch out for police and keep your eyes open for ur sis, youll be fine...
oh, and dont eat it, smoke it, eating it is shite compared to smoking it...
Just smoke and if she has a go tell her to fuck off, its your life.
ya just be sneaky
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That was fuckin' awesome. :)
Yea I'm just gunna light up there
Or alternatively, while shes at the music festival, your toking up at home with your mates.
everybody's happy.
tell your sis to fuck off and take her friend and bang her while you both smoke?
My,my but you are just FULL of useless info.Eating weed may take longer for effects to hit you but those effects will last ALL DAY LONG.Just how is it SHIT when 1 brownie will keep you stoned to the bone for 6 hours or more?Smoke a joint and you are high for at most, an hour or 2.Plus while you are smoking you MIGHT be seen by a cop and busted.I kind of doubt a cop would look twice at someone eating a fucking brownie though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abattoir Dream
thats a good idea, listen to this guy, hes very fucking smart....Quote:
Originally Posted by chisme