So I Just Got The Sheriff's Department Called On Me

Okay, so I live in an apartment building complex, and there are 5 buildings, each of which ouse 8 apartments. 4 on top, 4 on bottom. Now, my mom gets 300 bucks off rent to clean the apartment buildings (sweeping the stairs, the rugs at the front and back, sweeping and mopping the tile floors), the buildings that house the actual apartments. She pays me in SLAVE wages, 30 bucks a week, to clean them.

Anyway, so it's 11 pm and I'm cleaning one of the buildings. (I usually start cleaning them at 11:30) I'm on the second floor cleaning that little bit before I start on the bottom. Well, I just get downstairs and War's Lowryder is playing on my MP3 CD-Player and I'm jammin out, just sweeping and stuff when I see this light shining on me from above.

I'm ripped right now and the first thing I think is, "Jesus??" Nope! FAR from it! I turn around with a :confused: look on my face and look up to see who else but a SHERIFF! I have my CD-Player turned all the way up and I see his mouth move in a whistle-type deal. I say sorry, though I can't hear me say it because of the CD-player, as I start to turn down the volume.

He starts walking down the stairs as ANOTHER sheriff enters from the door opposite me (the one at the front of the building) and I'm freaking out right about now. I see this woman coming out of her apartment and she looks afraid for her life right about now. Yeah, no shit lady, ME TOO!

So, they're both coming towards me as I see ANOTHER sheriff enter from the same door. Right now I'm thinking, 'Okay, what the FUCK did I do?!' followed by, 'I HOPE THEY DON'T SEARCH ME!' (I have my piece in my pocket. I didn't MEAN to take it with me, it was just in my pocket all day and I forgot to take it out).

So, I stop my CD-Player and I stop sweeping as these 3 occifer's come towards me. I'm freaking out, high, pipe-in-pocket. They ask me how long I've been in here, I say, "oooh...about 15 minutes" trying to act as casual as possible, ya know? They ask me what I'm doing cleaning at 11 pm and I tell them I'm helping my mom out, as she gets rent money taken off by cleaning these hallways, and that it's easier to clean at night because no one steps on the wet floors and leave marks. They ask my name, if I have ID (which I don't) and they ask where I live. I say in the other building. He looks at me, then he looks at what I'm wearing (attachment...attached....hahaha) and then says, "Well...in future reference, you might not want to clean at 11 pm. This woman up there thought you were trying to break into her house. The only reason why we didn't arrest you at first was because you were cleaning. We figure'd there'd be a mixup. But, next time, don't clean so late."

Then two of the officer's leave, and one of the fuckers actually STAYS GUARD at the lady's house until I get done mopping and sweeping the place. I mean, I'll admit she was a milf, but he was a fat cop.

Man, I was SHAKING when they left!!!

Sorry, just a little story for you guys....

You can kill the flash when you have the lights on man

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Originally Posted by DenzComp

You can kill the flash when you have the lights on man

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It did it automatically. I didn't mean to come off as DBZ character, haha Sorry :)

funny story...

that pic is tripping me out...

Sucks man, Hope everything works out.. i just got done with the whole DUI thing! ... get ready to spend Money

Only reason why I clean at 11 is because I have such weird sleeping habits because of my insomnia. So, usually I'll go to bed at 1-3 pm in the afternoon, and wake up anywhere between 6 and 10. So, I'm usually almost always up at night, so that's when I clean! =)

Sorry that pic is tripping you out. Truthfully, I just posted it so I could let the world know that I DO have powers like a cartoon character. 3 seconds after that pic, my bathroom? GONE! I destroyed it with my KI beam. muahahahaha!!

Man, I'm so ripped right now. I'm thinking about it, and I'm sooo happy they didn't search me! My pants smell like my pipe, so I'm not sure how they didn't smell it. And my fingers smelled like the joint I burned before I started cleaning.

Maybe they just didn't want to arrest some kid at 11 at night, who was helping his mom clean! I'm so innocent!

Lol, funny story, glad you didn't get searched :)

That's pretty stupid, not you, the woman.... Oh yeah... if you was gunna break into her house you wouldnt be cleaning... and you'd probably be trying to get in.... what a stupid bitch.

That sucks man, good job you didnt get searched... its nice how they trusted you... AND still left a fat pig to guard her... This world is a waste of time.

good job on not getting searched

seriously tho what is wrong with people, not everyone is a day person

I can account for the bullshit people go through for being creatures of the night

Someone called cops on me for playing basketball at school at 11 pm, because they thought i was breaking in to the school, yeah with a big orange ball i take to all my crimes. Had a large bag on me, very lucky. Dont call the cops unless its a real crime.

I think the moral of the story here is...

Turn the fucking volume down!!!... you couldn't even hear yourself talk let alone anyone else! I'm going deaf just thinking about it... not to mention the fact that it was 11pm.

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Originally Posted by Gothen

I have my CD-Player turned all the way up and I see his mouth move in a whistle-type deal. I say sorry, though I can't hear me say it because of the CD-player

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Some common sense and professionalism could've prevented this...but hey, this is the kinda of thing that'll teach it to you.
If anything it was more thank likely a sound complaint..why they didn't make that a point i'm not sure.. but hey.. police,:rolleyes: .

Cheers,
Bob.

Of course.. if you were wearing headphones and just sweeping the halls at 11pm at night...well.. that's just funny.
helps if I read the story properly, you didn't really specify if you were wearing headphones or not
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Pigs are weird.

you're a lucky guy

LOL, I guess it does pay off not to panic or run when things might not always be as bad as they seem lol. This was a hilarious story xD.

You were lucky that some half-decent cops came round. Ive heard lots of stories about cops in America, and most of them arent that nice.

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Originally Posted by Tom Swierzbinski

You were lucky that some half-decent cops came round. Ive heard lots of stories about cops in America, and most of them arent that nice.

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Be glad you live in a semi-nice nation, unlike the U.S.

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Originally Posted by LIP

That's pretty stupid, not you, the woman.... Oh yeah... if you was gunna break into her house you wouldnt be cleaning... and you'd probably be trying to get in.... what a stupid bitch.

That sucks man, good job you didnt get searched... its nice how they trusted you... AND still left a fat pig to guard her... This world is a waste of time.

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Took the words right out of my mouth.

rofl great story

I'm really glad you guys have gotten a kick out of my story! When I posted it, I didn't post it to be funny. I just meant for it to be a, "Look what the crap happened to me tonight!" kind of story. BUT! I'm really glad it made ya'll laugh! That makes me warm in the place where my heart used to be!

Now that I look back on it, it IS funny that that happened. I have this quote of Adrien Brody's that I'm thinking of right now. It goes a little something like this, "Sometimes I think we live through things only to be able to say that it happened. That it wasn't to someone else, it was to me. Sometimes we live to beat the odds."

I appreciate you guys wasting your time to read what happened to me!