Fire Cracker Journal

Well, I have been smoking every day for the past 7 months, so my tollerance is pretty high. Today I was supposed to be getting 3 ounces, because my check was supposed to come, but that didn't happen. I only had 60 dollars, so I bought a half ounce that my friend got for me. (not my regular dealer) Anyway, I decided to make firecrackers, to hopefully get really blazed, something I haven't been in a while... It's just the same high, everyday.

Since I have faith that my check will come any day now, I decided to use some of my half ounce to cook with. (Since, if I fuck it up, at least I know I'll be getting more soon). I didn't have any regular crackers, but I saw that I had these vanilla oreo-type cookies. Same shape as an oreo, and same type of cookie as an oreo, except the crackers are vanilla I guess, not chocoloate, but they look like regular crackers to me, so I decide that will have to do.

I see we have regular peanut butter, not diet or anything, but it says 0 grams of transfat at the bottom. I look at the ingredients and see that it still has vegetable oil in it, so I assume that it will absorb the THC.

I remove the vanilla filling from the crackers, and put a generous amount of peanut butter on one of the crackers. I then broke up a few buds and put it on top of the peanut butter. I'd say the amount of a good sized joint. Then, I took the other cracker, put more peanut butter on it, and put it on top of the first one. I wrapped it in alluminum foil.

I did that two more times, to make a total of three firecrackers, and about 3 joints worth of weed. I didn't feel like getting out my scale, so I don't know how much I actually put on the firecrackers, just more than I needed to.

I then put them on a mini-cookie sheet that came with my toaster oven, pre-heated it to 250F, and then put them in for 20 minutes.

It's been about 10 minutes since I put them in.

I weigh 134 pounds, and all I've had to eat today was one porkchop, two helpings of garlic noodles, and that was around 5:00pm. It's now 12:56AM. Around 9:00pm, I had two things of yogurt. All I've had to drink today was water.

So, it's not like I had alot to eat, so hopefully these firecrackers will get me really high.

What do you guys think? I mean, I smoke about 5 joints a day, I still get high, it's just nothing exciting because I'm so used to it. I remember when I used to get BLAZED from smoking weed, and I'd have trouble thinking, moving, etc... Do you think, that the amount of weed I put on those three firecrackers will get me pretty high? When they come out of the oven, I'll let them cool down, and devour them quickly. Should I drink water afterwards, to wash them down quicker? Or would water destroy the THC that I'm trying to ingest?

I ate one firecracker months ago, with a smaller amount of weed on it, and it got me feeling really out of it.

I'm hoping this will get me pretty fucked up... do you think it will?

By the way, I'm hoping I get replies before it kicks in, so I get some feedback first, but either way, as soon as I start feeling the effects, I'll post here and describe what I'm feeling.

I'm already high right now, I smoked 6 joints today, and had my last one about two hours ago. It's pretty potent bud, so I'm still feeling the effects, but nothing mind-blowing. I might smoke a joint while I'm waiting for the firecrackers to kick in, just so I will (hopefully) be even more high when it kicks in.

It's 12:17 where I am, and I just ate the firecrackers. The first two tasted fine, I could still taste the weed, etc... but the peanut butter was still pleasant. The last one I ate, I either must have been more generous with the weed, or less generous with the peanut butter, because it smelled SO resiny (like roaches), and tasted HORRIBLE, but I just imagined it was a delicacy (it kind of is) and I ate it. I took them out of the oven at 12:10, and the weren't burnt at all, the crackers were nice and soft, the peanut butter warm and semi-melty, and the weed looked like cooked spinach, lol. (I opened up the cracker to examine).

Well, I'm going to roll and smoke a joint right now. I don't think it will get in the way of my firecracker experiment/experience, because I know how joints effect me, so I'll be able to distinquish the highs.

Well, I'll return once I feel something different.

Peace,
horror business :rasta:

Hey man, how was it?

you cant leave a story like this half done howd it go?

Yeah, how did it go?, hopefully good

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Originally Posted by horror business

It's 12:17 where I am, and I just ate the firecrackers. The first two tasted fine, I could still taste the weed, etc... but the peanut butter was still pleasant. The last one I ate, I either must have been more generous with the weed, or less generous with the peanut butter, because it smelled SO resiny (like roaches), and tasted HORRIBLE, but I just imagined it was a delicacy (it kind of is) and I ate it. I took them out of the oven at 12:10, and the weren't burnt at all, the crackers were nice and soft, the peanut butter warm and semi-melty, and the weed looked like cooked spinach, lol. (I opened up the cracker to examine).

Well, I'm going to roll and smoke a joint right now. I don't think it will get in the way of my firecracker experiment/experience, because I know how joints effect me, so I'll be able to distinquish the highs.

Well, I'll return once I feel something different.

Peace,
horror business :rasta:

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If your still getting consistent highs of your j's, then you eating the tototall of those cookies will feel like you just smoked 9 j's in a row!:dance:

Maybe he went crazy from being so high

we lost him...

bye bye

Well the dude who made this thread just made a post so hopefuly he'll check out his thread that hes neglecting

Im a skeptic of foods...as they never seem to work for me despite my less then humungous form. I always dont feel high enough, or I am just plastered beyond belief. After some recent harvests though, Ive had a lot of trimmings and shake buds but Im waiting for everything to be harvested before making butter. So i tried the Firecracker thing. Except I only had mini Oreos. So I removed the white crap from the Oreos (about 12 of them), leaving me with 24 Oreo sides. Then covered all with some cheap Safeway Chunky Peanut Butter (lots of hydrogenated oils), surounded them in individual foil bits, into the toaster oven at 350 for about 30 minutes, then into the freezer for 30 minutes. I used 2 grams of finely chopped Trainwreck and dispensed it equally on 12 of the oreos.

Ate 5 of them. I was already a little medicated from an earlier joint, but it was wearing off. Didnt notice much until I realized Id slouched so much in my chair watching TV that I was almost laying down. I definitely was then couchlocked for about 2.5 hours, watching TV I dont normally find very funny but being highly entertained by it, and having NO shoulder pain at all (the main reason I smoke). It worked suprisingly well.

A fun quick thing to make in an hour and not as hardcore as normal and didnt last as long. I liked it. I recommend it.

Yeah, sorry about that... I just forgot about my thread, until today, you know?
I don't really remember much about my high that night, except that I was very fucking stoned. I remember getting really sleepy, and I felt as if I was in like a dream-like state. You know? Not like, sleep walking, or day dreaming, but just like... you know, walking around was like all, you know, dream-like.

When I woke up, I still felt pretty stoned, so I imagine I must have enjoyed the firecrackers.

Next time though, when I have the money to buy weed to smoke, and then weed to eat, I'll buy an ounce, and make brownies with it, which only call for, like 1/4 an ounce. I'll eat all of the brownies myself. Hopefully that will really fuck me up.

I really love you know, getting high, but my tollerance is really high, so it's been a while since I've been blazed out of my mind. I want an exciting, far out, high, you know? I've been getting only grade-a marijuana lately, and it's been getting me high, like usual (mid-grade stopped getting me high, it just gave me a head ache after 4 joints, and just the same old boring high). Now, my good marijuana gives me a good high, but nothing like getting blazed back when I first started, so I figure, eating might do that, at least until Spring Break, when I'm going to amsterdam, and plan on eating a few space cakes, even though, they say one is enough.

My goal in life, everyday, is to try to get really high, to the point where it's uncomfortable, and causes paranoia and/or anxiety, like it used to back in the day, because I wasn't used to so strong of a high. I want the most potent form of THC in me, for my goal for life, you know? I mean, sure I have other goals. I mean, I'm writing a book right now, and I'm also an extremely talented musician, so I have things going for me you know, getting high, is just like drinking water for me.

I just want to take it too far. I'm sure, if I quit smoking for like... 10 days, and then smoked, I'd get pretty blazed, but the longest I've ever been without getting high (since I started) has been 8 days, and it was hell. I drank myself to sleep everynight, because of the terrible restless leg syndrome and insomnia, abruptly quitting smoking caused. You know?

Dude you should look in to THC oil. I read about it on cannabis culture dot com a while ago. Apparently it is extremely pure like 99.7% THC. I heard its kind of dangerous to make though so be careful if you try it.

i am gonna attempt to make fire crackers tomorrow with some shitty regs because i dont wanna waste crippy on the first try....i am only gonna use the organic non hydrogenated or whatever shit if i can find it at my local market bc they said it absorbs the most thc and since im using regs i better atleast get the right peanut butter. the regs is shitty but i have been getting a nice lasting high of joints so im hoping it will carry over into cooking. i have nice pile of shake, and i have ground it up in my metal grinder. i will post back in a couple days and see if the crackers get me and a friend stoned. i am very curios to find out. im only gonna place like .25 grams regs shake on each one bc i think less will taste better and each of us eat four crackers which equals 1 gram each. do you guys think this will get me stoned using regs??? im sure as hell gonna find out!! bc its regs

Yeah, I save my good weed (orange kush, chronic, purple haze, jack herer) for smoking, and use mid-grade for cooking. It fucks me up, because I mean, it doesn't taste horrible when you smoke it, because you don't smoke it, you cook it, you know?

I pay alot of money for my weed since I've been getting amazing pot lately, a wide variety, so, I don't want to waste my weed cooking it, just in case something goes wrong, like I forget to take it out of the oven or something...

You should have eaten those firecrackers around noon. That's the best time to eat em.
They take up to 3 hours to kick in.
I hate it when I eat firecrackers at like 1am and they don't kick in until I fall asleep. Waste of weed...

Cannabutter is really hard to make for some reason. I fuck up EVERY TIME!

green dragon is your best bet if your thc level is too high in your blood..
It's like weed-lsd. So it takes very little to get high.
Never tried it but would love to have it.

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Originally Posted by horror business

My goal in life, everyday, is to try to get really high, to the point where it's uncomfortable, and causes paranoia and/or anxiety, like it used to back in the day, because I wasn't used to so strong of a high. I want the most potent form of THC in me, for my goal for life, you know? I mean, sure I have other goals. I mean, I'm writing a book right now, and I'm also an extremely talented musician, so I have things going for me you know, getting high, is just like drinking water for me.

I just want to take it too far. I'm sure, if I quit smoking for like... 10 days, and then smoked, I'd get pretty blazed, but the longest I've ever been without getting high (since I started) has been 8 days, and it was hell. I drank myself to sleep everynight, because of the terrible restless leg syndrome and insomnia, abruptly quitting smoking caused. You know?

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woah man... weed is good and all.. but dont abuse a gift.
treat it as a gift, not a drug

whats that one quote..

"cannabis is to enhance your life, not become it."

yeah some people on this board are way to into cannabis if you ask me. and im pretty sure the quote is drugs are to enchance ur life not replace them

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Originally Posted by led.zeppelin

yeah some people on this board are way to into cannabis if you ask me. and im pretty sure the quote is drugs are to enchance ur life not replace them

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ah there it is, thanks

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Originally Posted by led.zeppelin

yeah some people on this board are way to into cannabis if you ask me. and im pretty sure the quote is drugs are to enchance ur life not replace them

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The quote is "Weed is meant to enhance your life, not be your life."

Take a brake man.



shit

im gonna make crackers in like 20minutes but first i have a question, will "Smucker's Natural Peanut Butter" work alright? its the creamy kind and it says it has no trans fatty acids...does that mean anything? and also, will it stink up my kitchen when i make them? my parents will be asleep but they know what weed smells like...

You're all set man, just grind up the weed really well and sprinkle it between a lavish amount of that natural peanut butter.

As long as you get the weed all covered up it shouldn't smell much at all.

alright i made 4 firecrackers just 5 minutes ago, about .5-.6grams total...no smell at all, didnt taste too bad (you can taste the weed but i like that :P). ate all 4 of them, now im gonna go smoke a joint.

Yeah, everyone else I've talked to, who's eaten weed (cooked obviously) hates the taste of weed, and says it ruined the meal. Shit, my pizzas going to burn in the oven, brb... Okay I'm back. I had looked at the time on the computer and realized I was supposed to take the pizza out 4 minutes ago... lol...Luckily it didn't burn to death. It didn't even get burned at all. It cooked perfectly. It's a fucking Tombstone pizza. They are my favorite brand of frozen pizza, but I've only had them about 5 times, over the span of about 10 years. So, I'mglad when my mom buys it. Anyway, I got off track. I'm pretty fucking high from this orange kush that I'm smoking...

Anyway, as I was saying, everyone else hates the taste, or whatever, but I enjoy it. I think firecrackers taste amazing.

This weekend, I'm going to get a half ounce of beasters, imported from new york, from my friend who goes to college here, but is from new york. I had never heard the term "beasters" before, but I bought it, and it was amazing. It was almost pure sativa. Anyway, after I bought it and smoked it, I told my friend it was one of the best weeds I've ever had. He told me he'll have it for a while, as he brought back a qp with him. He told me "that's just regular stuff that I get... if you want, give me some money before thanksgiving and i'll bring you back some NY Haze, that is ten times better than this, thats just beasters..."

So, I looked up the term "beasters" on wikipedia. A link led me to the page for "slang drug terms" or something like that. I went to the cannabis section, and found "beasters" and it said "Seedless, commercialized marijuana thought to have originated in British Columbia."

See, where I'm from, "commercial" means shwagg. Shitty weed. Full of seeds. Barely gets you high. But, where he's from, shwagg doesn't exist, apparently. "commercial" means, I don't know what it means, but it means amazing weed, because it's all sinsemillia.

Anyway, I told my friend "I looked up beasters and it said seedless commercialized weed thought to have originated in British Columbia"

He was like "yeah... the only time I EVER bought weed with seeds in it, is when I paid 90 for an ounce in the city (nyc)... Most of the weed I get is BC Bud. (He's rich, so I'm glad he's my dealer, because he buys amazing weed in NY, where he is from, which is kick ass)

Anyway, he sold me what he said was 3.9 grams, but looked more to be like 5 grams, of this "beasters" for 50 dollars. 90 for a quad. That's what I pay for dank in my area, but the only dank that I can get is pure indica, or indica dominant hybrid buds. Seedless, high quality Sativa is very hard to find in my area, and this "beasters" was beatiful. Covered in trichomes, even the leaves I smoked and I normally never smoke leaves.

Anyway, I'm going to cook with it when I get some more. I bet it will be amazing.

If he can get me stuff better than beasters (sativa, that is, I can get all the high quality indica that I want) than I want to try it, because "beasters" is the best sativa I've had in a long time.

yo, is it okay to make like 3 firecrackers at night and then keep them in the fridge and eat them for breakfast? or will that ruin the gettign you high part?

I've never eaten them cold before, but I'm sure it would work, because when people make cannabudter, they refrigerate it, until it turns back into butter, and then you use it just like regular butter, so I'd assume that it will work, but like I said, I've always eaten mine right out of the oven.

well i didnt really mean can i refridgerate mine, i just meant is it okay to let them sit overnight and eat them, and if so should i refrigerate them or leave them out.