not exactly cannabis related, but a really close call (probably not worth your time)

my parents went over to their friends house to watch the cowboys' game at 6. the gave me the allusion tehy'd be home at 9 30, so i had planned out the whole night. as they left i drove and picked up this girl i liked, and we go take care of these dogs, and pick up food. we come home, eat, play video games (she's a catch :D) and some how end up massaging each other with vicks', and playing strip-pool. we had a great time, and as half time rolled around i get her into the car to take her home. im just pulling out of the garage as my parents pull in. i turned sixteen only a couple months ago, and we have rules where i cant have anyone in the car till 6 months, plus i had a girl over without there permission/knowledge. "FUCK FUCK FUCK" was going through my mind, because i had been warned numerous times. my dad is also an uptight conservative nazi. i told her just to act natural, dont hide, i was going to be honost (for once XD). we talk with our windows down he asks what im doing, i say i have to take care of the dogs (even tho i already had), and he said it was too late, to turn around and come back. HE DIDNT EVEN SEE HER!

but we werent out of the danger yet. i turn off my lights, pull into the garage, and go inside, i told her to sit tight, and i go inside. he gives me shit for "forgetting" and he finds our left over food bags etc. he asks wtf was going on i tell him tatiana and i were studieing at her hosue, and i didnt have her in the car. he tells me stuff, and i go upstairs. we talk via cell phone till they turn off the lights, i go into the garage and sit with her. my house does that gay "beep, beep, beep" sound everytime a door is opened so i had to be cautious.

it took us 30 minutes to find a buddy of mine to come pick her up for me. i felt so bad for making her sit in the dark garage for a while. we talked, had a good time and she was picked up by my friend (i know owe him a dinner).

to cut it short, we're dating now, and while i was walking back into my house, my parents come out, worried. they didnt know where i was, i said i was "thinking about tongiht" they bought it, we talked, and my dad was proud of me for "telling the truth" XDXD.

im quite adept at lying.

sorry for the long story, wasnt all that good i know, and i apologize, but it was definately an experience, and i felt like telling people. ill just sit here and expect those flames now :D

its really cool when you something great comes out of something that could be really bad.

ha thats a awsome story man:stoned:

vicks? Ive done something similar with honey but we ended up in a bed naked instead of her alone in a car waiting :D:D Fuckin great story, reminded me of many things.. ToKeeE

Flames? God no. That was a very sly situation you pulled off.
Though one thing bothers me....
There was no smoking going on! XD

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Originally Posted by Inferius

Flames? God no. That was a very sly situation you pulled off.
Though one thing bothers me....
There was no smoking going on! XD

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I know! I was reading that story expecting him to say how he smoked a nice J and waxed that fine ass. :(

I would say shit about respecting your parents, but I think you deserve this one. It was cool of you to call a friend instead of driving her, and it seems you played it cool enough to work it all out for you. If I knew you in person, I'd definitely smoke you out for that one.

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Originally Posted by graph

I would say shit about respecting your parents, but I think you deserve this one. It was cool of you to call a friend instead of driving her, and it seems you played it cool enough to work it all out for you. If I knew you in person, I'd definitely smoke you out for that one.

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thanks for the support guys :D. ya, im not really sure her stance yet, and about the honey comment. we're going to do a similar thing with syrup ;).

i can definately see smoking with this girl tho

He specifcally said not weed related idiots.
Anyway, I think it was wrong to make that girl wait for a half hour in the dark.
I don't care how bad your parents are, you never make a girl wait.

Just read your story dude, was a good one you pulled. But something I spotted made me chuckle to myself.

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Originally Posted by pbzeppelin90

im quite adept at lying.

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Then you go on to say...(highlighted in bold)

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Originally Posted by pbzeppelin90

he asks wtf was going on i tell him tatiana and i were studieing at her hosue, and i didnt have her in the car.

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Isn't the point of lying to make them aware (or not aware in this case) of something that is/isn't going on? You basically spelt it out to them, lol. But they didn't pick up on it, luckily.

I'd smoke one for you, but I am dry.


Peace.

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Originally Posted by cambam

Just read your story dude, was a good one you pulled. But something I spotted made me chuckle to myself.


Then you go on to say...(highlighted in bold)



Isn't the point of lying to make them aware (or not aware in this case) of something that is/isn't going on? You basically spelt it out to them, lol. But they didn't pick up on it, luckily.

I'd smoke one for you, but I am dry.


Peace.

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no i meant she wasnt in the car when we picked up food. XD

im smarter than that, come on.

Haha, excellent! Hey sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do and you did that well! Good job man :rasta:


Also, glad you enjoyed that joke graph :thumbsup:

haha chilin man. good story. that actually kinda cheered me up

dude dont gimme that humble bullshti man thats a great story, people think their stories are great but its really all about good times with chicks man like id rather hang witha really hot chick and just fool around than fuck a chick. I mean of course id wanna fuck a chick but theres some nights, and some girls that your content with just that.

doesnt the vicks make you all greasy and shit? Anyway, way to go not getting caught.

Maybe they want to be a bit greasy? :p Though I'd want a shower before getting back into clothes.

Then again maybe it wasnt naked vicks massages but rather the "Ive got a head cold" vicks massage. More detail is needed.






P.S. Baby oil is nice as well.

Sounds like you handled yourself really well, good job...

lol good read.. Thats was a close call with your dad..lol

My eyes are wide open, but i cant see. Im not blind. What am i?