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Ok follow these instructions..
1: Load a bowl
2: smoke it
3: Load another bowl
4: smoke it!
5: Repeat as neccessary until you're good and stoned
6: Answer these questions;
http://www.marijuana-anonymous.org/Pages/12quest.html
Haha this might be really lame, but for some reason I couldn't stop laughing after I answered those questions. They make it sound like heroin lol, "Do you plan your life around Marijuana??" haha
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haha what bullshit. "The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using marijuana." well i guess i'll never become a member :dance:
iv said yes to like 4 of those lol
1. Yeah. It stopped being fun once my parents got home.
2. Yeah. Thats the only time I get high, haha, its not a fucking social drug like alcohol.
3. Yeah. What the hell else would I do?
4. I'm more likely to be friends with someone who smokes than someone who doesn't, cause thats something in common. I have plenty of non-toker friends though.
5. Nahh, I just don't deal with my problems to begin with! :p
6. lol feelings
7. Yeah, thats what being high is.
8. Don't smoke dope, just weed.
9. Yeah, occasionally I forget where I left something, especially when I'm high, oh well, I can live with it.
10. Yeah, its no fun being dry.
11. Yeah, to a point.
12. I don't have relations with my relatives, thats fucked up.
Oh no...I'm an ADDICT!
HAHA i have actually been to two of these meetings, i had to go after i got arrested w/paraphinalia. its a big circle of people who quit weed supposedly just talking about the experiences theyve had and some ppol were talkin about how they did acid and coke and shit it was pretty fun actually. right when i got home from it i smoked up a fat bowl :stoned:
Dude, to an extent I have to answer yes to all questions.
Yeah almost the same here. But to label yourself as an addict due to these questions is just hillarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by kknight
Haha yeah I know a friend who had to go to one of these meetings, that's what made me look at the website.Quote:
Originally Posted by acrca
damn im an addict apparently. shit im gunna fail my life and acheve nothing, well its too late now to do anything might as well light up another bowl
Wow, I am a fucking addict.
me addict nooooo...... o fuck it... yes im absolutley 100% in love with Maryjane :thumbsup: :D
smoking is still fun for me,
i get high alone allll the time
a life without marijuana woudlnt be so hard for me.
ive got some friends who dont smoke, and im fine with that. but most do
no, i dont use marijuana to cope with my problems
i dont smoke if im feeling depressed, simple as that.
yes. i love it. its like a different point of view than the entire rest of the world.
yea i have, but i never actually planned to keep the promise in the first place.
yea definitly my memmory, and my concentration in school, and motivation to work hard.
no, i definitly do not plan my life around weed.
no
I'm not an addict, i just need cannabis to function.:stoned:
I've seen this site, they use the same rules and sayings as this other drug abuse program I went to. Only the one I went to focused on all drugs and alcohol, not just weed.
yes i'm an addict.
better dope then going back to be addicted to drink, fuck that.
hehehe, thats pretty funny.
I like #7 -Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world?
Hell yea it does, thats what i likea bout being stoned :rasta:
and i think we can all agree with #9
I am an addict but I don't use anything but weed now a days. I have been down that road with narcotics and it was a dead end street but now all I do is smoke weed and my life is fantastic.
Yeah, I am an addict.
I have an addictive personality (gives me an excuse :)
But i'm not an addict. I like weed. A lot.
I smoke it alone, mostly. I love the self-defined world, what kind of sheeple fucktard doesn't???
I'm also not addicted to sex, adrenaline-activities, or watermelon.
I like them. A lot. And they're just as chemically pleasurable as weed.
hahaha nice oneQuote:
. Yeah. It stopped being fun once my parents got home.
NO.
Well, according to that questionaire, I'm an addict.
According to reality however, I just enjoy weed.
i do plan my life around marijuana. of course i do. sitting around sober isnt any fun
Why does doing a drug alone make me an addict? I like to drink alone sometimes too, that doesn't make me an alcoholic. Sometimes things are just more fun accompanied with some alone time.
I love getting stoned and putting on some music and meditating. That isn't very practical in a social situation :p
Sorry, that's pretty lame. It implies that smoking bud with friends is ok but to do so alone is wrong. Why do people think "social" drug use is ok while smoking a bowl with your coffee is not.
Marijuana is not addictive. Quite simply, its just really good, therefore it is desirable. Cigrattes are addictive, because when you are without them you crave them and are not content until you have smoked one. Nobody feels this way with smoking pot, its more of just a desire to smoke since we love the way it makes us feel. Anyone who feels that marijuana fits into the definition of "addictive" needs to also consider television, the internet, cell phones, driving a car, going to the bathroom, eating, taking a shower, sleeping, brushing your teeth.. etc.. addictive. They are all things we do by choice, very often. Its a huge difference from "addictive" which I think people truly need to understand. Marijuana should simply be considered an additonal routine.
i hate the word addict!@
thats nice only 20 more posts for u my friend and ur a 420 :D HAHA YEA! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by omegagodly
Couldn't say better myself, hahahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysBlazed
My name is Chowder, and I'm...I'm addicted...to marijuana. :p
8 . Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking
yes lol oh well i still get what i need done so its all good :p
in not addicted to it its addicted to me ... oh no here comes anouther bowl... stay away...*takes hit*
YAY!!!! IM A POT ADDICT YAY!!!!
P.S. some one better put that on there sig
LMAO at the "going to the bathroom is an addiction..."
I need help... I... CAN'T STOP... BREATHING O_O!
How can these idiots (or ANYONE for that matter) distinguish the fine line between cannabis ENJOYMENT and cannabis addiction?
Exactly. You CAN'T.
Addiction is defined as having a withdrawal, when too long without a fix.Quote:
Originally Posted by Purple Banana
fuck that shit, it's all so biased.