Then the Stoner Say's

i know there r probably some joke threads in here
but im gonna go ahead and start another one

if u have anygood stoner jokes
plz feel free 2 share um

this stoner is walkin down the road and he comes up on the local store
as the stoner walks up 2 the clerk
the clerk asks if he can help
so the stoner asks
ya man ya got any weed
the clerk politly tells him no they dont sell weed here
so the stoner leaves
next day hes back at the store
he asks the clerk
hey man ya got any weed
the clerk abit anoyed says i told we dont sell weed
next day theres the stoner again
hey man ,ya got any weed?
the clerk is now pissed and says i told u we dont sell marijuana here
and tells the stoner if he asks again hes gonna nail his feet 2 the floor
well.....next day theres the stoner
he walks up 2 the clerk and ask hey man hey man ya got any nails?
the clerk looked surprised and said
no we dont sell nails here
will there b anything else
ya and stoner say hey man ya got any weed

LOL

That stoner spoke like a true stoner.

LMAO

Oh my, that was hallarious :)

A guy asks his stoner friend: What do you do when you see a space man?
The stoner replies: Park in it, man!!


What do you call a stoned epileptic?
Shake and bake!

Hahahahaha!!

few more for entertainment purposes:

Two stoners were walkin down the road and they see a dog licking it's own balls. One stoner says to the other: "Man I wish I could do that."
The other stoner says: "You better get to know him first."

A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, in a big red truck!"

How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? - Wave?

What is the difference between a drunk guy and a stoner at a stop sign? - the drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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Originally Posted by mamma puffpuff420

i know there r probably some joke threads in here
but im gonna go ahead and start another one

if u have anygood stoner jokes
plz feel free 2 share um

this stoner is walkin down the road and he comes up on the local store
as the stoner walks up 2 the clerk
the clerk asks if he can help
so the stoner asks
ya man ya got any weed
the clerk politly tells him no they dont sell weed here
so the stoner leaves
next day hes back at the store
he asks the clerk
hey man ya got any weed
the clerk abit anoyed says i told we dont sell weed
next day theres the stoner again
hey man ,ya got any weed?
the clerk is now pissed and says i told u we dont sell marijuana here
and tells the stoner if he asks again hes gonna nail his feet 2 the floor
well.....next day theres the stoner
he walks up 2 the clerk and ask hey man hey man ya got any nails?
the clerk looked surprised and said
no we dont sell nails here
will there b anything else
ya and stoner say hey man ya got any weed

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This joke reminds me of another one with a duck and some grapes...

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Originally Posted by DannyMan

What is the difference between a drunk guy and a stoner at a stop sign? - the drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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I needed a good new line for my sig

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Originally Posted by graph

I needed a good new line for my sig

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someday ill say somthing worthy of a sig... someday

Guess that means I should be closely watching your posts then.:dance:

Notice how :stoned: :rasta: :pimp: :smokin: and :dance: all kinda represent the same kind of smiley.

This thread is pretty funny, haha. And yeah, I heard that first joke, but it was about ducks and grapes. =)

Wish I had some cool, hip, stoner jokes. =(

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Originally Posted by graph

Guess that means I should be closely watching your posts then.:dance:

Notice how :stoned: :rasta: :pimp: :smokin: and :dance: all kinda represent the same kind of smiley.

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thats cause theyre all fucking ripped man