Im a Dumbass

So I was looking for my cell phone and thought I left it in the car and since it was raining and dark out I decided to wait until the morning to get it out of the car. Well my husband is getting ready to go to work so I ask him to get it for me. Well it wasnt in the car it was ON the GROUND where it had been all night being RAINED ON:mad: . Its worthless now:( . We have a gravel drive way and little tiny gravels are stuck where the charger goes in and there is sand in every crevice. I just hope I can salvage my sim card. I am such a dumbass. Anyone else ruined there cell phone being a dumbass?

My mum droped her cell phone in the bathtup one time, It wouldn't work for a few days but then it started working again, try to get the sand and gravel off and let it air dry for a few days.

hope u paid the $5 a month for insurance...

There is insurance!! I was never told about that!! Damn It!!!

so u have it then?

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so u have it then?

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no need to be cruel. haha.

I have insurance on my phone. 500 dollars and its replaced any time i feel like breaking it. in fact, im kinda stoned... and kinda bored, i think ill go break it now.

LMAO shit damn it someone kick my ass please!

all that money. RIGHT BACK IN MY POCKET :rasta: for $5 bucks a month. best investment of my life. dro princess, you should look into it, next time your phone gets left outside in that pouring rain, you can smile for joy. your getting a fucking BRAND new phone

I cant believe I wasnt told about insurance those bastards! I always opt for insurance cause I know my dumb ass will fuck it up one day. I guess its off to ebay damn it!! Now I have to use the money for my grow operation for a damn phone. Its the only phone I have our home phone was struck by lighting and I never bought a new one cause I had a cell phone. Great just great all I needed was lights for my grow box. DAMN IT!

PENIS WRINKLE phones on ebay are expensive! The cheap ones are the boken ones! Son of a bitch

lol...u can have my old one :)

Is it a nextel? LOL

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I cant believe I wasnt told about insurance those bastards! I always opt for insurance cause I know my dumb ass will fuck it up one day. I guess its off to ebay damn it!! Now I have to use the money for my grow operation for a damn phone. Its the only phone I have our home phone was struck by lighting and I never bought a new one cause I had a cell phone. Great just great all I needed was lights for my grow box. DAMN IT!

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omg, i feel so bad now. you like tore my heart out. lol. my phone isnt really that expensive but i DO have insurance on it and i do get a new one when it breaks. i almost feel like donating to your cause. id hate to see a grow stunted.

LMAO Im glad you guys can make me laugh cause when I look in the cornor and see 4 bags of dirt, ferts, pearlite, pots to transplant them in, a growbox, fans, etc I start to hate myself for not realizing my dumbass didnt know I dropped my phone. Im so pissed at myself I would kick my ass if I could. Too bad I smoked all my shit. I guess since those damn phones are so expensive Ill be dry for a few weeks and my grow box will remain sad and empty for a few more weeks damn it!!

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LMAO Im glad you guys can make me laugh cause when I look in the cornor and see 4 bags of dirt, ferts, pearlite, pots to transplant them in, a growbox, fans, etc I start to hate myself for not realizing my dumbass didnt know I dropped my phone. Im so pissed at myself I would kick my ass if I could. Too bad I smoked all my shit. I guess since those damn phones are so expensive Ill be dry for a few weeks and my grow box will remain sad and empty for a few more weeks damn it!!

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omg, are you trying to make me cry or somthing. i feel for you, so we seriously need to find a solution to your phone problem right away. together as a group, we can join hands, and maybe, with just a tiny pinch of magic, we can make it work.

u have weed to blame for this :p

LMAO ok whats the plan? I cant think. So I have went through stage 1 Anger. Im entering stage 2 depression. I got fucked 3 times over. No phone, no weed, no lights for my future daughters. I have nothing to loose.

I was not high when I dropped it on the ground I was sober thats the sad truth. Im a idiot.

if u diditn smoke weed then u wouldnt have been to lazy to get it :p

lol i think the next stage is denial :D

LMAO Hi my name is Dro_Princess and I am a pothead. I was not smoking when this occured but it does put a dent in my plans of smoking this plant within the next week. If it wasnt for those greedy bastards on ebay I may have already won a auction for a phone this morning so I think my next step is going to the southside and buying a phone out of the trunk of a car.

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LMAO ok whats the plan? I cant think. So I have went through stage 1 Anger. Im entering stage 2 depression. I got fucked 3 times over. No phone, no weed, no lights for my future daughters. I have nothing to loose.

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A lot of little stress is harder to deal with than big stress. Whereas you're forced to deal with big stress by the situation, little stress usually compounds without you knowing it. That's why people get more upset when a whole bunch of little things go wrong than when something huge goes wrong.

In the end, don't sweat the small stuff. Every time you worry about little problems, you're slowly killing yourself. If you can learn to write off the small, annoying problems, you'll be healthier and live longer, too.

lol u sound like ur in rehab :p i got a cingular prepaid for ya if u want it :D

Its bad enough that Im in the middle of a cornfield and thats not a joke but now I have no phone for communication to the outside world, no weed, and only my dogs to talk to until 4:30 this evening So I guess you could call this rehab.

u live in a cornfield and u dont grow weed?!...shame on u...u should let me move in :D

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A lot of little stress is harder to deal with than big stress. Whereas you're forced to deal with big stress by the situation, little stress usually compounds without you knowing it. That's why people get more upset when a whole bunch of little things go wrong than when something huge goes wrong.

In the end, don't sweat the small stuff. Every time you worry about little problems, you're slowly killing yourself. If you can learn to write off the small, annoying problems, you'll be healthier and live longer, too.

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omg, that made perfect sense. i hope you read that dro princess. That even helped ME. haha

Well I want to grow but plans have been put on hold because of the death of my cell phone and the cost of reincarnating it. If I grew it in the corn field the Amish would plow them down with the rest of there crop and end up with stoned cows. Or the Amish would see them and harvest them and smoke it themselves. Either way I dont get any so indoors is safer.

I have no idea how to comment on graphs comment. Im bumfuzzled.

lol u live in the middle of no where...u should be takign adavngtage of what so many of us dream of :p...put the plants along the line of the corn field or along the back end...

What about the deer eating it or the hillbilles who look like they crawled out the side of a mountain chopping it down while poaching deer, or my dogs pissing on it and possibly eating it which is very likely since one of them ate a joint and another one of them ate have of a quarter. OMG I just realized I turned my dogs into potheads.

well...chicken wire will prevent alot of that...besides i think the deer will go for the corn before they go for the bud anywayz :p...hillbilles come into your yard and kill stuff on ur property?...

We live on a very long dirt road and they drive down the road and poach deer they almost shot my cat one time cause they said it loooked like a fox! How does a Siamese cat look like a fox?!!? and not to mention our property line borders someone elses who has very disrespcetful punk ass teenagers who built a four wheeler track with jumps and shit and they ride there four wheelers through the woods behind the house they could prob. spot a plant a mile away. I want to slash there tires when they ride those damn things real early in the morning. Especially on sunday those bastards.

fence ur yard with high voltage eletric wire...put no trespassing, and then shoot them when they come on ur property...that way u just legally killed someone, just say u thought it was a night prowler :p

LOL you are so funny one problem I am spending all my money on a cell phone I dont have a gun and one night I would go outside and forget about the fence and run into it. Or we would be having a party and some drunk dumbass would piss on it and fry his weiner.

hmm...good point...well...i guess ur screwed...id take the chance if i was u though :D...or let me move in and ill do it for u :p

I supply the the grow spot you grow it we smoke it lol

:) spoken like a true stoner, my thoughts exactly...

Sharing is caring :) You prob live on the other side of the country though. Its great to think about it. Make me smile even though Im grieving my phone. Truckers make alot of money trafficing here. This is a truck stop town nothing but truck stops and mom and pops resturants. There is actually a gas station called Granny's. All the truckers do is store that shit in there trailors and set up shop. The best part is all I have to do to get to town is get on the interstate go 75 and be in the city in about 20 mins.

where do u live?

Where do you live lol. Im on the east coast between Flordia and Virginia lol.

southern maryland :p like 15 minutes from DC