u know ur a stoner when u have a day planned out but u wake and bake and end up just hanging out eating xheetos all day...
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u know ur a stoner when u have a day planned out but u wake and bake and end up just hanging out eating xheetos all day...
You know you're a stoner when you skip class to take bong hits so you can go to work high (hangs head in shame).
You know your a stoner when you think you can get high off smoking live insects...
oh wait..thats dumbass..nvm
You know you're a stoner when 99% of your free time is spent either smoking, thinking about, or getting herb.
u know your a stoner when u have 1250 post in 2 months :p
you know your a stoner when you rinse a half oz in 2 hours...
you know you're a stoner when you have no problem finding weed here in the uk , during this drought. heh heh heh:rasta: :smokin: :thumbsup: :dance:
You know you're a stoner when your day is spoilt cuz you didn't wake and bake
You know you're a stoner when you're Reefer Rogue.
u know ur a stoner when u smoked reefers rogue :p
You know you're a stoner when you like to get stoned...a lot.
(sparks up bong)
You know your a stoner when your replying to a thread on cannabis.com about being a stoner.
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Originally Posted by HypnotizedMind
You know you're a stoner when you start naming your pieces.
You know your a stoner when you want to smoke on 4:20, but forget too and its 2 minutes past.
You know you're a stoner when the only time your happy is when u have bud
lol thats happened 2 me b4Quote:
Originally Posted by SpiritLevel
:smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :rasta: you knuw when you be currently toasty at the thingy hiiiiiiGH COMPUTER!!!! ENTEr:rasta:
You know you're a stoner when you end up watching tv shows (because you forgot that you wanted to change the channel) that you'd normally wouldn't watch or like AND enjoyed watching them!!!
You know you're a stoner when you can smoke a whole bag by yourself in one day/night.
You know your a stoner when you ask for a qp instead of a quarter pounder at McDonalds.
you know youre a stoner when uhhh... i forget...
you know your a stoner when you have weed for breakfast,brunch/lunch, and dinner.
Aaa-men Brother Oneironaut.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
/burns down a joint
you know youre a stoner when you dont get high anymore no matter how dank the bud or hash
You know your neighbors are stoner's, when they cough 3 times and deny it.
You know your a stoner if you dont get high off of a whole lid and the rest of your friends are high as hell like the guy off of Cheech and Chong.
u know your a stoner when theres stems seeds and empty baggies all over your room
you know your a stoner when you spend $30 on the dollar menu at mccdonalds.
haha true story.
You know you are a stoner when your pets come up to you when you are smoking.
you know your a stoner whe at 14 your buying glass bongs on your moms credit card
*wonder who that is*
lol
you know you are a stoner when you ask everyone in school if they smoke to try to ifnd a dealer
you know when u r a stoner when u can make full js and bowls by the shit that has fallen in the carpet
you know your a stoner when you walk up to a cop and ask for directions with a bag hangin outta your shirt pocket.
I was in court one day and heard this guy being charged with this, i couldnt believe it...Only a stoner would forget they had a bag hangin outta there shirt when they went up to a cop to ask for directions..hahahahahahaah
umm... u know your a stoner when... you smoke weed maybe
ahah i can't tell you how many times i've done that dude...so many shows i watch now are because i fucking forgot to change the channelQuote:
Originally Posted by Cheery Cherry
hahaha this is the best lolQuote:
Originally Posted by HypnotizedMind
u know your a stoner when u lose your lighter check your pockets n the house then find it in the 1st pocket u checked :D:D
you know youre a stoner when everyone in school comes up to you asking for weedQuote:
Originally Posted by Greenport
u no ur a stonerrrrr when yuo reply to a thread like thiz.......while stond....
:rasta::rasta::rasta::pimp::rasta::rasta:
I LOVE KUSHH
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you know ur a stoner when you feed a fish chocolate pudding