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It sometimes is hilarous to look back at some experences where you are really fucked up. Like how sometimes you black out at times you're walking around. I remember one time being in my room playing PS2 and the next moment I was outside in the ditch and was like wtf am I doing here. I'm sure most of you guys have those "wtf and how did I get here" moments while fucking high as hell. :rasta:
well, since I just started college and I stay at the dorms a few nights a week with my buddies, so far we've smoked our brains out. Friday afternoon 5 of us smoked a nice sized Game blunt, and one of the kids had to call into work because he couldn't feel his legs. Granted, it was his first time smoking weed in 3 years, and first time EVER smoking a blunt, it's still pretty crazy. Saturday night I smoked 2 blunts....all I remember of that night is playing Dead Or Alive 3 at 3:30 in the morning. But holy fuck, I love college life. EVERYBODY WANTS TO SMOKE!!!!:D :D :D :rasta:
lol, sry bout the double post, but I didn't even answer the question lol.
I know I'm really fucked up when I have arguments with myself...out loud, lol. It's not like a serious argument, but just one of those things where I'm tossing an idea in my head, but weighing out the pros and cons of it out loud. That's usually the signal that I'm incredibly fucked up.
1 blunt on five heads? i wish that one blunt could get me and 4 buddies baked
Depends how big the blunt is.
i know i'm fucked up when a friend and i start partying one friday and wake up in front of his brother's dorm room in the hallway saturday night.
thing is, his brother's dorm is 4 hours away from where we live.
YOU KNOW YOUR FUCKED UP WHEN YOU MAKE AN AFROMAN THREAD AND WATCH ALL DAY SMOKING BLUNTS
the best way to make a blunt~
no premade cigar tubes...get a big philly or swisher and load it up get it all wet and slobbery put pancake syrup all over it then seal it up more syrup...put in microwave for twenty seconds and fire up....mmmmmmmmmm
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Originally Posted by the yeag
lmao i saw that thread
it's really scary when you "wake up" in a public place, one time a few friends and i got extrememly stoned and the next thing i knew, we were standing in a gas station looking at munchies.
usually the scare test works awesomely well.
just wait untill your buddy is relaxed. then, suddenly jump out at them! if their reaction is late/sucks, than they are stoned. my friend did it to me 4 times going up my stairs, each time i fucking fell over. i even knew the shit was coming, and i still fell over XD. animals will also seem to be crazy/wild. whenever im baked my dog seems to be moving at the speed of light.
or you could think your in space, laughing at twirling xmas trees :D (see my post in experiences).
i know i'm fucked up if my friends can tell me the cops are behind us and i freak out, and then i find out there isn't a cop and they fool me again using the same trick five minutes later
yeah i can't say i've ever been doing something and BAM i'm in a ditchQuote:
Originally Posted by UnitedWeFall
shit one night we were drinking at a keg party at my friends college.....i went from my college to his place and we started smokin some fire crippy and drinkking a shitload of keg beers and then alot of shots of cheap plastic bottle scotch.......next thing i know a huge fight breaks out people are fucking going at it with my boys who are throwing the party, and some dude starts walkin at me with a tire iron and says you want some mother fucker ill kill you! all a sudden i remember i got my knife on me cause i had used it to slice up a philly blunt.... i flip the blade out the blade yell you better fuckin kill me cause im gonna cut your nuts off mother fucker!!!! screamin shit at the top of my lungs and the dude says wtf your crazy him and everyone fuckin leave cause i pulled a knife but a fuckin tire iron kills just as easy, but that shit was at 3 am so we all fuckin drink some more smoke some more after the fight and i go to sleep on the couch at prolly 5 am...............i wake up to birds chirping in the trees and relize im fuckin sitting indian style on the sidewalk in front of the house and some chic jogs by doing her saturday morning excercise just stares at me like im a crazy person..........i went to sleep inside woke up outside at like 9am locked out of the house and i dont know how the fuck i got outside...............crazy shit
I know i'm fucked up when we've all been smoking, and somethen happens....and were all just like....." did that really just happen?" lol...
Like this one time we were all sitting outside my friends house drinking beer and smoking ...and this one guy pulls up on a moped lol...and my friend jake is stoned out of his mind and asks the kid if he can ride it. And suprisingly this kid says yeah. So jake gets on it and take off down the road. 3 minutes later we see him speeding by us....his hair flying in the wind lol....and were laughing as hard as we can. And then another 3 minutes he speeds by us again. lol....and then we wait and wait....and he doesn't come back....after about 30 minutes we see him pushing it down the street back to us. He said he went to turn and turned off the bike somehow and didnt' know how to turn it bak on. But that was one of those moments when he would drive by....were all like....did that really just happen?
I've had the "how did i get here" happen before but that involved drinking too. You know your really fucked up when you try to pick a fight with your girlfriends dad, lawl.
I've never been that fucked up. I'm a really logical person, though I have a HUGE imagination, and I'm always really logical and safe about the drugs I consume.
Like I've never been so drunk that I don't remember the night, but I have been fucked up on pills and have huge chunks of the night that are just gone. Sometimes it can be hard to tell if I'm awake or just really fucked up, but it's when that happens that I'm, somehow, at my happiest and lucid, for some reason.
Personally, I know I'm fucked up when I forget how to pack another bowl.
I know I'm fucked up when all my memoires of the previous night are all in third person...:stoned:
One of my all time dreams is to have a continuous drug adventure. The type where you' and a friend start talking about it over a joint, and 800 bucks later you're hungover somewhere in Idaho, naked, in some old ladies pool.
I can't wait for it. My own version of Fear and Loathing.
I know i'm fucked up when I spend 2 hours in the kitchen trying to make toast. And then realizing that there isnt any toast. Nor am I in a kitchen.
when i cant even move anymore and i fall asleep.
I've done almost exactly the same as that.Quote:
Originally Posted by MWT15.06.91
I was stoned at a party, started walking home down the street at like 3 in the morning, lol, i can remember i ws singing all down the road. Then next thing i remember i woke up laying in a bush at the end of my road at like 6 am... Good times.
When im really stoned i tend to start walking around, sometimes in sircles and just laughing about nothing in particular hehe
Only once did i wake up and wondered htf did i get here, and where tf am i, Later on i realised i was on a golf course and my cuzs all lying next too me. (The security Guard woke us up)
well i knew i was fucked last nite... I had a decent amount of bud close to an ounce.. and a few drinks... had a bit of each... and tried out some hash... my head was spinning for close to an hour.. i must have just laid down on my bed and drifted for a little while because the next thing i know i wake up the next day (this morning) yelling because i had a nightmare about a heap of annoying little kids making me do dishes and wash cars.... wtf is with that?
HOLY CRAP I do the same thing. When I'm high, I don't feel like retaining all sides of whatever issue/decision I'm considering in my head, so I just argue with myself out loud. :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by MetFan3125
Its called "smoke walking" it mostly happens with first time smokers.When you get so high you end up in a haze and wander off to an undisclosed location.Pretty fun unless you end up in a bad situation.I woke up in front of Dunkin Doughnuts once,perfect timing to cause i had the early moring munchies like a mutha fucker!
Friday was pretty funny cause like... i was smoking with my two friends. And i was pretty fucked up. And then the next day at school i was asking my friend, "hey how did you even get home?" and he was like "you guys drove me back home" and i couldnt remember that at all. All i could remember was sleeping in the room and my friend being there and suddenly being gone. I cant remember taking him home at allllllll
How can you tell when your really fucked up?
When you wake up after passing out.
when i get really messed, the world to me is like living in a strobe light. sometimes I have to grab the side of my head to think.
you have trouble walking, typing, speaking, and generally moving a part of your body is a fukt up effort, and you dont care if you droooooooooooooool
When I know I'm completly baked is when I divide my thoughts that I am currently having into sober thoughts and high thoughts. It's kinda hard to explain, but like I think like "wow I'm so high" but then I also think "Was that me or the weed for every thought". Needless to say its an odd feeling, but a happy one because I always end up laughing.
O and I never usually black out, but like some events are clear as day and others are pretty foggy.
Ive blacked out once, and it sucked, the feeling of being still stoned from the night before, waking up having no fucking clue where u are and being in fear of how much shit ur gonna be in with ur parents all sucks.
BUT YEAH
Normally, when i hotbox my bathroom, i end up string at the mirror like fucing arguing with myself.
and i go downstairs to watch TV or comp or Games when i can no longer pack a bowl without dumping shit everywhere.
and as i walk i like feel really slow, and i divide whether or not my body is really moving like that, or my high is tricking me...ITts fun, i visualize all movements.
the way that i tell when im fucked up is when im staring at myself in the mirror asking myself if im fucked up, or ya arguing with myself...i do it too:D
this thread is making me laugh my ass off. its a good indicator that im fucked up YEAH? :) I LOVE HIGH
...when you're trying to smoke a bowl and you're still breathing thu your nose, thus blowing the lighter out every time you light it :)
I had a friend that would wander around when she was drunk. It was kind of a buzzkill for everybody else because we all had to make sure she was alright. Stupid blonds
one night i was coming home from a keg party i had i think 7 or 9 beers and a 19 second kegstand..so after hopping on my bike and marely making it to my friends house (with a lot of help of my freiends)..my mom calls and fuckign SCREAMS that i have to be home bc im mad late and shes coming to get me..so i jsut like hung up on her and my phone died shortly after. so i borrow a house phone and call my girlfriend because she lives really close, so she says shell be at his house so i wait, and throw the house phone on the ground (his mom went crazy looking for it the next morning, AHAH) so then i get a ride home from my girfriends friends mom because i was really far away and she was soo worried i was going to die xD. so apparently i was so late that my mom called the cops (this was like 3 hours afetr i talked to her, like 1 or 2 in the morning) so i fuckign SPRINTED..then i remember going to a payphone and it nto working..then i woke up in a back yard where i had passed out (no idea whos it was) and then i lose consiousness again, wake up INSIDE the house walkign around, and im like..where the FUCK am i???? so i run..on the road i see a guy who asked me if i was in his yard, and i very poorly explained that i didnt know what i was doing :P.
then i remember being in this driveway that goes through the woods, curled up next to a fire to keep warm
i slept there until dawn
fucking CRAZY night, omfg.
thats how you know your fucked up :) i think i may have smoked weed that night, but if i did i dont remember. i had to of tho :P:P:P
you know your fucked up when you go to stand up and fall straight back down.
you know you were fucked up..when you dont remember.
Different weed affects me differently, so it's hard to say. Usually I just zone out for hours playin' PS2 or Xbox. I also rock at foosball hardcore when baked.