My world domination plans using LEMONS!

Yes, I plan on world domination using the power harnessed from lemons. If anyone tries to stop me, or doesn't believe in me, I will squirt a hefty amount of lemon juice in your eyes.

However, if anyone wishes to join my efforts, let me know and I can make you one of my evil henchmen.

We must also defeat my two rivals who plan on doing the same thing using oranges and grapefruits. We must all believe lemons are the true path to world domination, and learn to harness their acidic properties so we will all be powerful enough to crush any opponent standing in our way.

Who's with me?

(ROFL)

Im with you!, lets do this thing.

sign me the fuck up

use cannons...now u got flying projectile lemons :D

or if ur poor just throw em at people :D

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Originally Posted by dryst

use cannons...now u got flying projectile lemons :D

or if ur poor just throw em at people :D

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Good idea, we should build a funding plan as well so we can buy more equipment. I think we should somehow trick the public into trusting the lemon first, and then strike when they least expect it. I've got it! We can invent a beverage based on lemons and call it lemonade! We can mass produce the lemonade to fund our plans and trick the public at the same time! *evil laugh*

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Originally Posted by Lethal G

Good idea, we should build a funding plan as well so we can buy more equipment. I think we should somehow trick the public into trusting the lemon first, and then strike when they least expect it. I've got it! We can invent a beverage based on lemons and call it lemonade! We can mass produce the lemonade to fund our plans and trick the public at the same time! *evil laugh*

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brillant,..and then we start making pastrys and pies from lemon... and we can call them...lemon morang pie....muahaha

hey that not funny at all

one time when i was 13, i got in a fight with a kid who picked up a "half-lemon" and hit me in the eye with it.........

that shit burned my eye for like 20-30 minutes....

i was winning the fight untill he kicked my ass after i grabbed my eye from the damn lemon he threw at me.........

but if i can throw one back at him....... then yes, lets take over the world

if u join us well make sure that kid feel the wrath of lemon juice for the rest of his life...

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Originally Posted by dryst

if u join us well make sure that kid feel the wrath of lemon juice for the rest of his life...

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Exactly. :thumbsup:

so tell me more about this grapefruit and orange wielding faction?

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Originally Posted by dryst

so tell me more about this grapefruit and orange wielding faction?

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A few of my arch-rivals decided to steal my ideas from me and make similar plans using oranges and grapefruits. However, we all know they cannot compare to the power of lemons. Grapefruits may be bitter, but lemons are sour enough to cancel out their effects. Oranges are too sweet and won't do any good as it is. That is why we will succeed.

Oh, it seems I have a neighbor who is building a world domination laboratory as well. I think his name was William Wonka, and it seems he is trying to take over the world using chocolate...think of the tooth decay and bad addictions he could cause! He could take over the world before we get a chance. He must be stopped by all means. Besides, he annoys me and seems quite eccentric. That's why he just can't be trusted.

Fuck yo lemons bigga!

GrapeFruit click for L.I.F.E

yes we can tell everyone here has been with mary jane to much

im game where do i sign

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Originally Posted by ChronicMike

Fuck yo lemons bigga!

GrapeFruit click for L.I.F.E

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hahah werd i change my mind im with this guy :smokin:

im in with the lemon army fo life!

I would have joined, if not for your ties to the chocolate nation. Now, I, too, have to become part of the GrapeFruit Click....

chocolate shall rule yes......

hmm so we have quite the division between us all. no one wants to be part of the oranges though provibg them to be the weakest. still, lemon shall overcome and be victorious! we are the only ones with pies. whos heard of a chocolate or grapefruit pie? its unheard of! giving us, the lemons, an advantage!!

orange is the secret power. BEWARE OF THE DARK POWER OF THE ORANGEEEEE
*coughs and dies*

well make a new thread will a poll on who belongs to which faction, im telling u, im really close to engeering the first nuclear fusion bomb created purely from concentrate lemons

W.F.

that stands for watermelon faction

yall can have your stupid sour power

we can however build our own weapons out of straws

and spit the seeds!

werd to yo motha

i have to perfect plan, we torture the non followers with chinese water torture (the thing were u lay on a table and water slowly drips on your forehead for a long period of time), only we use lemon juice and drip it into their eyes...

YEA MOTHERUCKERRRR!!! i love lemons but wheres ganja fit into this world dominatin scheme.

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Originally Posted by Kryzco

W.F.

that stands for watermelon faction

yall can have your stupid sour power

we can however build our own weapons out of straws

and spit the seeds!

werd to yo motha

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W.F. for life. We will crush your puny lemons and grapefruits!

I'm not joining you..

That's a stupid idea!! wanker!! I hate you now! You are my new arch rival!

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol JK..:p



But I'm still not joining you.. Taking over the world is just to much hassle.. And imagine when Bush is going to just.. NUKE you!! :O

takin over the world wont be to hard...not with the help of lemons...besdies by the time bush finds out about it, we'll be to powerful to be stopped by nukes...

psssst. Wanna buy some lemon bombs?
http://www.astray.com/recipes/?show=...eberry%20bombs

lol those arent real bombs u ass...i want some explosions and fire and shit....

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Originally Posted by dryst

lol those arent real bombs u ass...i want some explosions and fire and shit....

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Yea but you could fund your paramilitary ops with the proceeds from a bakesale. I want a % of sales...cut me in or Ill start selling swim goggles to everyone at a discount price and then your plan is fucked

Ak's and grapefruit.

lol nice try, but u see after global domination, were gonna destory goggles...besides by then we'll control at least 75% of the worlds nuclear bombs...

then Im buying stock in lemon groves so I can cash in on this damn dirty war somehow
Its not a true war without someone greedily grabbing at money!

the invasion starts once the sotck market crashes, besides the currency will be lemon seeds and the onyl thing allowed to grow in the entire worls is MJ and lemon trees

i'm going with oranges sorry, who's your enemy using oranges? oranges taste better.