THE NEVER ENDING THREAD!!!!

Ok i did this on another stoner site and it went forever and a day. SOOOO i figured id try it here.

ok here is how it goes. I start off a story with a couple Sentances and stop it wherever i want. THEN the next person who post continues the story and goes which ever way it goes. its funny as hell when you get a bunch of blowned out minds geting creative or geting dumb on a story lol. maybe this won't go know where but who the fuck cares :dance:





One day there was a guy name BOB. he was driving to work one day while rolling a phatty up and saw the cops lights shinning in his back window.....

he quickly took out his 9mm and popped the cops tires and drove off smoking his j, but then...

a crack fiend jumped in front of him and jacked is car weed and his J so he.........

runs in to the middle of the road and.....

and flags down a cop with a flat tyre.....

but since they are already looking for him, he pops that cop too and jacks his ride...

then he loads the shotgun from the back seat and...

shoot the cop in the legs while driving way.. but then he notices..

another cop's in the car with him........

The cop slap him in the head for droping the j and says, "thats weed abuse" then grabs it up and hits it. Bob, as shocked as he is, says ".....

hey fuck off piggie whatdo you know about smoking so he ...

told the cop to hit up a drug dealers house to raid it for herb. they do so then go back to BOBs house where he wants to kill him but instead he...

runs out nakid cause he got all drunk and then

he trips outta his mind and wakes up in a hospital only to realize...

it was all a dream...[?]

FIN

and then Bill, after watching bob's movie, desided to switch off the tv, and go to his room to light a bowl, he reaches his pocket for the weed but...

..all he finds are legal buds. So then he...

(lol I was thinking of starting a thread like this, looks like you beat me to it)

toss em away and head to his dealer to buy some real shit...

decides to smoke them , but he...

loses control of his sphincter and all his buddies walk in on him trying to clean up his own turd

they laugh at him, but then relize his turd are made of solid gold, so....

they take the turd to trade it for cash, when suddenly...

the turd explodes revealing...

a pokemon!

yes a pokemon named shishachu and casts a stoning spell and everybody...

now everyones high, so the pawn shop they were at starts filling up with candy from the air vents

And then an annoying bald fat guy comes from nowhere and...

eats all the candy....so theguy witht pokemon starts..

jerking off on the pokemon's head, yet he suddenly hears a voice from behind and.. BAM!

He was thrown a poke ball, but the poke ball wasnt an ordinary poke ball...

it was a poke dodge ball! It's name was Wilson and..

the pokemon evolved into an even more miniature version of adolf hitler! This left everyone in the room stunned and stupefied, the scene freezes for the next 5 minutes...

and then it infreezes and a little pot leaf named sucka-dick comes in and says....

WHERE'S MAH FOCKIN DINNAH AT, BIOTCH? and then proceeded to..

smoke himself and...

climbed up and down the walls until a huge gargoyle with the numbers 666 marked on his forehead blocked his path...

A small fig leaf floated from the ceiling, causing

an explaosion which blew up...

and blew the entire world up...

just like on 20/20, but Mr. pot leaf doesnt believe in the world ending, so he wakes up from his double dream only to find the one and only...