Smoking With Noobs Or First Timers

ok i have introduced two people to weed,both 14,like myself,now i hate it,because the other night i smoked with some girl and it was her first blunt and she got pretty fucked up i mean she was all crying and shit and i also smoked with my old buddy and his parents found out but luckily didnt tell my parents i gave it to him just that i smoked it with him.but i dont like it because you never know that first timers might go home faking the high or not and have their parents find out there high then they ask where they got it from and shit then i get in trouble cus the fucking noob is a snitch,but does anyone else like smoking with first timers,i mean i also like it cus its funny how fucked up they get and u jus sit bck and laugh at what they do hahaha.

First timers can be a handfull but i see it as introducing them to a new world that i love so its all good.

Yeah, thats why its good to start early, so you can get all that n00b bullshit out of the way and not make a fool of yourself when you toke with friends.

I got one kid high his first time, bitch is a lightweight :( one time he said he was feeling sick, after his second time (2nd time that same day, 1st time was his 1st time ever) and he ended up going to sleep in my bed for like an hour or two. Then I wanted to toke a 3rd time that night and him and my other friends didnt want to though, so I pulled like 2-3 gravs and we watched a movie.

Also on 4/20 we were at my friends house and his dad hooked us up, and after 2 joints and 2 bowls out of a bong then he was really high and wanted to kill it a little so he started eating their bread (they were cool with it, guy laughed and said it was fine if he finished it off) but I just don't like it when people are light weights, cause it can be a real bummer sometimes and you don't feel like getting high/drunk with them cause you never know if something bad might happen if they over-do it.

Smoke em under the table, lol.

I'd love to smoke any hot girl out there first time...but thats different kinda, cause they're hot.

so i had that guy never tried weed in his life. I have a j with afgani hash he smokes it and he gets nothing. So the next day he comes over my house and hes like: "i wanna get stoned tonite". Im like ok motherfucker i'll smoke u to hell (he always made fun at me when i was stoned). We start killin huge js of superskunk and the guy is like "im not stoned gimme more". Meanwhile his eyes were bloodshot, he was pale and couldnt say full sentance without a mistake. So i keep rollin js and after a while, he opens his eyes run to the bathroom and puke the shit out of his stomache. I know its shitty thing to do, but the basterd had it commin :D:D:D

ive smoked out a couple of people and its funny how the think there not high then you tell them to stand up or try to walk and the kinda like cant lol and then the start to feel like there body is flowing through the floor then the realize there high and a whole new world opens up

Introducing someone to the herb for their first time shows that you actually care about them. Think about it...

I love getting my friends involved in the herb, although I've only transfered one over to become an everyday lifetime smoker like me.

It's because you're young. 14 is really young to be smoking, and I'm sure your friends see it the same way. I mean, they probably still tell their parents a lot of what's going on, so it's harder at that age. When you get to be around 17/18, you'll have fun with everyone you smoke out, and it probably won't be their first time. But it'll be fun, and that's all that's important.

Man in college none of that bullshit exists. You either smoke or you don't, and those that do know proper etiquette. You don't get many first-timers either, because most of them have already decided if they smoke or don't.

^werd
some dormmates come up with the craziest shit too.
Like duct taping all the gaps of the door so absolutely no smoke escapes.
I think they were too paranoid though. damn crackers.

I like to smoke out people that have never smoked before because its something that they will most likely remember there entire life.

I have a friend whos a big drinker but doesn't like bud (blame d.a.r.e) i gradually introduced him by letting him try nitrous, some random head shop herbs and eventualy i smoked a j with him telling him it was some herbs. he was wasted and had a good time and eventualy i told him it was weed, hes now a bigger stoner than me!

yeah i like smoking people out if i like the person. but if they're the kind of person who gets really dumb and obnoxious and irritating while stoned then i cut them off forever.

I think it's fun and a good experience to give to people.

But you are their guardian and guide in this case.

So if anyone gets hurt or has a bad experience, it's on you.

think man if no one introduced it to anybody would anyone here be smoking think man i bet someone introduced it to you

the first person i smoked with doesnt even smoke any more. but i didnt feel it the first few times and it made me bust a lung coughing but he kept getting me to do it until i did get high like the third or fourth time. the first time i actually got high it was on some pretty bas shwag but i was really high all night it was fun

Noobs is such a stupid word.

dont let them go home high? or dont smoke up scum thats gonna go home and tell on you

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Originally Posted by led.zeppelin

I have a friend whos a big drinker but doesn't like bud (blame d.a.r.e) i gradually introduced him by letting him try nitrous, some random head shop herbs and eventualy i smoked a j with him telling him it was some herbs. he was wasted and had a good time and eventualy i told him it was weed, hes now a bigger stoner than me!

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See how insanely addicting that marijuanna is?!

I'm smoking up a friend of mine... he did it once, it had no effect... we're gonna smoke soon.

It's wierd, but it is a good bonding experience... I smoked up another friend a while back, and I'm gonna be smoking up some girl when she turns 16 (I won't start anyone on it under 16)

The time one of my friends smoked for the first time was hilarious, she couldnt stop laughing for 20 minutes and she said her face hurt from laughing so much.

one of the first times my friend got baked , he went home and his parents were asking him what was wrong with him. he ended up telling them he was mugged , so that they didn't catch him stoned. but they took him to the hospital and he got rumbled. man i couldn't stop laughing at him. what an asshole

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Originally Posted by herbollah

one of the first times my friend got baked , he went home and his parents were asking him what was wrong with him. he ended up telling them he was mugged , so that they didn't catch him stoned. but they took him to the hospital and he got rumbled. man i couldn't stop laughing at him. what an asshole

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Haha sounds like when my brother drank with one of his friends for the first time. He got fuckin' wasted off one shot of Bombay Sapphire and when he went home and his parents knew he was drunk, he told them some guys in back of McDonald's made him drink it...

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Originally Posted by WimpyChimp

ok i have introduced two people to weed,both 14,like myself,now i hate it,because the other night i smoked with some girl and it was her first blunt and she got pretty fucked up i mean she was all crying and shit and i also smoked with my old buddy and his parents found out but luckily didnt tell my parents i gave it to him just that i smoked it with him.but i dont like it because you never know that first timers might go home faking the high or not and have their parents find out there high then they ask where they got it from and shit then i get in trouble cus the fucking noob is a snitch,but does anyone else like smoking with first timers,i mean i also like it cus its funny how fucked up they get and u jus sit bck and laugh at what they do hahaha.

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lol good times.



yea, 1st timers can be a handfull, but you probably were too. I know I was.