Car cleaning

So... I cleaned up my car this morning and what else do I find but .7 of really kickass Jerry Berry weed! I was so happy. :D I knew I had to clean my car for a reason.
My dealer (when he was drunk) dropped a 3 gram nug (this thing was duke) and couldn't find it. The next day (I wasn't at the party btw) when I bought my lovely bong, I went over and toked... and then I dropped my cellphone. I found the freakin duke nug but it only weighed 1.4 from drying out... but we still smoked it :D

What what the biggest amount of weed that you FOUND? (Could be in a bag... or just be random pieces on the floor) Where was it?

well i was buying some of a friend an oz of dank ass bud well i smoked a good bit with him and i forgot i had the weed i mean literally forgot and it laid in my book bag for about a week before i found it best day ever lol becuase i didnt know it was the stuff i bought just thought it was some random stuff that i forgot about long ago later on i realized that it was really the bud i bought a week back and if some of this didnt make since at all its becuase im high as fuck right now :D

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Originally Posted by discombobulated

well i was buying some of a friend an oz of dank ass bud well i smoked a good bit with him and i forgot i had the weed i mean literally forgot and it laid in my book bag for about a week before i found it best day ever lol becuase i didnt know it was the stuff i bought just thought it was some random stuff that i forgot about long ago later on i realized that it was really the bud i bought a week back and if some of this didnt make since at all its becuase im high as fuck right now :D

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u forgot! hahahaha u nutta.

I've never lost any bud, so I haven't found any either. The closest I got to 'finding' bud was when I looked in my ash tray and noticed a lil green, so I put it on top of the bowl I was blazing.

i couldnt help i forgot by the time we where done i couldnt stand we where so stoned

One day me and my friend were high as hell, so we went to Subway. While we were coming out, I noticed my boot came untied. So I knelt down in the parking lot and started tying my boot when I looked to my right and saw a bag lying on the ground about 10 feet away from me. I move over to it and see that it's full of bright green herb (with some of the brightest, thickest orange hairs i've ever seen on it)! I figured it just fell out of someone's pocket while they were getting out of their car, so I snatched the bag and we went back to my house to light up another bowl. It was great scoring 1/4 of really good weed for free

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Originally Posted by S.P.Q.R.

One day me and my friend were high as hell, so we went to Subway. While we were coming out, I noticed my boot came untied. So I knelt down in the parking lot and started tying my boot when I looked to my right and saw a bag lying on the ground about 10 feet away from me. I move over to it and see that it's full of bright green herb (with some of the brightest, thickest orange hairs i've ever seen on it)! I figured it just fell out of someone's pocket while they were getting out of their car, so I snatched the bag and we went back to my house to light up another bowl. It was great scoring 1/4 of really good weed for free

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good thing nobody was setting you up

Well once i bought this sack and rolled it all into joints, i dont remember the exact weight or what size sack i bought but i ended up having like 6 joints. i had this medicine bottle and i could only fit 5 in it, so i put my 5 in it and stashed the other one in the back of my PS2 case (the expansion pack cartridge thing). So over the next couple of days i smoked those 5 joints and i totally forgot about that oddball 6th joint.

so im cleaning out my room about a month later (when im dry by the way) and i pick up my PS2 and hear something inside. And what do ya know, theres that little champ just chillin. He didnt last very long after that :stoned:

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Originally Posted by Cas

good thing nobody was setting you up

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speaking of getting set up. i was chillin at my friends house and apparently he was walking home from his moms house (parents divorced) and on the way he found a sack of some mids, ont he same road as a police station....

i told him he was crazy for picking up about a dime of mids from outside a cop hangout. nothing happened though so i guess someone just got scared and tossed it or something.

Once I was chilling at my dealers house and just having a grand old time. He had just bought like a QP of some dank chronic and was putting it all in baggies in his bathroom. So he walks out of his bathroom and said, "Hey! Don't let fucking anybody go in the room okay? I have to go grab som more bags." So I'm just sitting on his couch and this guy walks into my dealers living room and tells me he is gonna go use the bathroom. So I'm like dude you can't go in there and stuff. But he tells me he is about to explode and that he knows the guy who lives here and all. But I haven't ever seen this guy before in my entire life so I get up and I'm like, "Hey dude! You fucking can't walk in that bathroom so just sit your happy ass down and wait a minute." So then this guy just turns around and walks out the way he came in.
Now I'm all like what the fuck just happened and my dealer comes back and is asking me what the fuck was going on and shit. After I told him what had happened he tells me that that fuck was his neighboor and he saw us through the window and shit. That fucking guy was trying to rob my dealer and I stopped him. He game me like a 3g nug as thanks and I was on my way. I guess I didn't really find any bud on the ground or anything but it was a crazy afternoon.

for being such a good customers, my dealer gave me an extra free baggy but my friend took it saying he paid for it (cause it really was his money and paid full price for it -no chip in from me though i always supply for him for practically nothing. he always pays me back by buying me a cheap 6 dollar chinese dinner when I pay 30 dollars for 2 grams. ironically it was this very day that it was the first time he ever paid the full price for weed)
really regret showing him that extra bag. He grabbed it from me saying: "it's mine man, i paid full price for it so the extra free bag belongs to me"
god what a pothead.
I decided it would be his going away present anyway..

this was only a few days before he was going to amsterdam and he had the nerve to take my free weed from me that my dealer specifically gave to me as a present.
Who the fuck takes weed from a friend when yer gonna go to Amsterdam in just a few days. If it were me, I wouldn't even smoke at all and build up my tolerance if I knew I was going to Amsterdam.


I was dry for awhile when I shouldn't have been
while he was blazing everyday in 'dam.

"A drug person will betray a friend.. but never will he betray a drug"
-hunter s. tompson




finding weed? nah i never do.. just empty baggies..

I was over at my friends house and I was messing with his family heirloom(a jesus statue) and a cap on the bottom popped off and found sum really good shit it was my second time it had like orange shreds all over it and I used a glass bong my friend gave me, and was blazed almost instantly

it was really green with orange hairs

*cries* its all gone :*(


i might just go burn the bag and ruin my bong

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Originally Posted by Pride

"A drug person will betray a friend.. but never will he betray a drug"
-hunter s. tompson

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Thats awesome.

About 10 years ago or as I would say "back in the day" :)

I put about 2 1/2 oz of real good mids with a awesome taste in the deep recesses underneath my water bed. Then I went out of town and while traveling hooked up a half a elbow of good stuff among other things. Forgot all about the stash beneath the bed.

Fast forward 6 months. I am doing some spring cleaning during a election year dry spell then SNAP! Eureka! It was dry but I added some pieces of apple to the bad to spruce it up a bit. I swear it had gained potence. Even though it was probably just the dry spell making me think that. Still a GREAT surpise.

How about finding bud that wasn't yours? I have only done that one time and it was so weird. I was waiting for the bus and was pretty thirsty. I went across the street real quick to a vending machine that was outside a jiffy lube. When I went to reach in to get my soda I felt a baggy and pulled it out. I quickly realized that it was about an eigth of weed and shoved it in my pocket real quick. The bus came and I bounced out of there like nothing even happened

I was a little sketch at first and couldn't help but feel like I had just fucked up a drop off for someone who actually paid for it.

When I got home I realized it was some of the most schwag shit I had ever seen, but it still got me and my buddies pretty ripped.

in college i had a bunch of bowls fall over onto the ground and i was just too lazy to pick it up and at the end of the semester i got a full joint out of it.