Very good, then Very scary thing...random tree

So the good comes first. I was sifting through my dresser today and found a nice amount of weed that I thought I lost :D Bitchin! lol, and it was a nice collection. Yesterday found a great dealer at a party i went to :smokin: Makes me happy, lol, since my main one went to college. He smoked me up to when we discussed growing, even though I dont... maybe planning, dont quote me.

Scary thing now .:shudders:. so i am chillin in my room. I was out late last night and am pulling an all nighter tomorrow, so I needed a night at home to chill. I pull my lap top out start reading the times, then click on my first stop after that, none other than this sight and I see this creature scuttle across my floor. [WTF was that!?!?] so i look and no joke a 3 fucking inch (including legs) spider is just chillin on my floor next to my bed. so i try to squash it and that shit moved on to my cover hanging down, so i squeeze hand sanitizer on it and it craws so fucking fast onto my bed and runs across a book and I CAN HEAR ITS LEGS RUNNNING :eek: because it is so big, it was like drumbing fingers, no joke. So I drop my cell on it and crush it, I got its body, but its legs were so big they stuck out the side of my cell alittle. I cant beleive i got the guts to kill it :clap: I am so wired from that, if I had been high i would have fainted in fear, lol, good thing I saved that for now. ho shit man...that was so scary, not just that, but to think I know I saw that thing a month ago run under my Bookshelf, and know that i could have been pitterpettering everywhere, on my face, bed, body, wall, TV... shit. Bah, dont know why I posted this its pointless, but i got a pic on my cell of it squashed if u need to see size. I have no clue what spider can be that big in the north east... :eek:

~smokingpinky

Can we see a pic, Pinky? I want to shudder too. :p

Well, you've heard that one random fact about how many spiders the average person eats in a year while sleeping, right? I think the number was 5, but I'm not sure.

And you probably ate that momma's baby spiders in your sleep . . . ~

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Originally Posted by Its a Plant

Well, you've heard that one random fact about how many spiders the average person eats in a year while sleeping, right? I think the number was 5, but I'm not sure.

And you probably ate that momma's baby spiders in your sleep . . . ~

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..Thank's for that information, not i will for the rest of my life, tape my mouth shut while i sleep.

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Originally Posted by SocksThaClown

..Thank's for that information, not i will for the rest of my life, tape my mouth shut while i sleep.

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heh dont worry.. theres tons more of scary mind-altering facts u should never hear..

like theres hundreds of thousands of little bugs that feed off of your dead skin and live in your bed, pillows, chairs and w/e you sleep/sit in.. crawling all over u throughout the night.... lol:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by JuggaloAtTheDoor

heh dont worry.. theres tons more of scary mind-altering facts u should never hear..

like theres hundreds of thousands of little bugs that feed off of your dead skin and live in your bed, pillows, chairs and w/e you sleep/sit in.. crawling all over u throughout the night.... lol:thumbsup:

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:eek: :( :sadcrying
oh yeah, and that is supposed to help? That makes paranoia worse!

some BIG ass spider bit me behind my left shoulder, huge bug bite.

heheh well I knew about the thousands of dead skin eating bugs, bugs dont really bother me. The big creepies like spiders and centipieds only bother me if they are in my car or in my house, then they get a squishing. If they're where they should be then i dont really give a shit. :p

how did you do it?? kill a spider?
id freak ouut and call someone else to do it for me. honestly.
lets hope you didnt eat any spiders while you were sleeping..

i like to spray windex on bugs, the total get fucked up before they die

I dont like bugs, theyre creepy, but im not scared of them. I respect the bigger ones like stated above. I saw this 4 inch (including legs) so i cought it, and took a pic of it, lemme see if i can dig it up.

But once i got bit by a spider as it was crawling up the back of my chair and i kinda leaned on it... im not gonna take that shit so i got a hairpsray bottle and my trusty lighty and lit that fucker up. harsh maybe, but man that fucker bit me lol

best thing is to get one of those electric fly swatters and go to town on those flying footballs that burrow into wood, (i mean those massive bees), they explode if you hit them lol good stuff.

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Originally Posted by shoi

i like to spray windex on bugs, the total get fucked up before they die

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i prefer srcubbin bubbles.

Wow lol I fuckin hate spiders but damn you make it sound like this thing was really fuckin big. LOL I just love hearing storys about some one going "ZOMG" at a creature and it seems to notice your reaction so it tries to get away and then the human kills it LOL!!! I "lmao" everytime at those types of situations.

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

If it is a wee little spider, I kill it. If it is a big one, (like say the size of a quarter or bigger), I will pick it up in paper towel and throw it outside.

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billion.
next time you see a wee little spider, do the paper towel trick with it.
mother nature thanks you.

YOU
are
LOVEly :)

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Originally Posted by Its a Plant

Well, you've heard that one random fact about how many spiders the average person eats in a year while sleeping, right? I think the number was 5, but I'm not sure.

And you probably ate that momma's baby spiders in your sleep . . . ~

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i thought it was 8???

could be a nice midnight snack lol... that was a joke by the way i dont condone eating spiders or any other type of creepy crawly whilst sleeping

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I don't like spiders alot if they're in my house, but outside they're cool as can be, cept brown recluses, which I see way to often. But if any spider is in my house, WHAM! and its all over the floor\wall\ceiling.

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Originally Posted by Davidj56

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i had no idea there was going to be a test
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mwahah i just kinda..scare them to go away. or just live in harmony with them. i think its been like 4 or 5 years since i killed a spider on purpose.

hey y y i think its something like, there are so many spiders everywhere, that where ever you are in the world (except for the pols and the highest mountains) you're never more than 3 feet away from one at any given time. Enjoy! And um, maybe that spider somehow got its DNA cooked behind the microwave making it grow to enourmous size but thats just speculation.

naw juicy fruit, it wasnt that. It was brown, I am pretty sure it might have been a big ass wolf spider.

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Originally Posted by orangeman

Wow lol I fuckin hate spiders but damn you make it sound like this thing was really fuckin big. LOL I just love hearing storys about some one going "ZOMG" at a creature and it seems to notice your reaction so it tries to get away and then the human kills it LOL!!! I "lmao" everytime at those types of situations.

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Someone say, "ZOMG"?

Wow....dude you think that was a big spider? Go to southern florida..They have garden spiders that can get the size of your plate.. about 8 inch long...And somthing like that was in the back seat of my mums car..it had a web spun up an everything..Well my mum gets in..then i climb in the back.. i look to my left and freak out..a fucking 5 inch fucking spider is in the seat...i flip out throwing anything and everything at it..then ultimatly leading to death of spider by lighting areosol can on fire.. Burn bitch! i squash all spiders in my house EXEPT for the jumping spiders..they cool

i jsut got this can of like cockroach killer... wen i spray it i like to pretend im a helicopter spraying stuff on the enemy :p

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Originally Posted by Smokingpinky

So the good comes first. I was sifting through my dresser today and found a nice amount of weed that I thought I lost :D Bitchin! lol, and it was a nice collection. Yesterday found a great dealer at a party i went to :smokin: Makes me happy, lol, since my main one went to college. He smoked me up to when we discussed growing, even though I dont... maybe planning, dont quote me.

Scary thing now .:shudders:. so i am chillin in my room. I was out late last night and am pulling an all nighter tomorrow, so I needed a night at home to chill. I pull my lap top out start reading the times, then click on my first stop after that, none other than this sight and I see this creature scuttle across my floor. [WTF was that!?!?] so i look and no joke a 3 fucking inch (including legs) spider is just chillin on my floor next to my bed. so i try to squash it and that shit moved on to my cover hanging down, so i squeeze hand sanitizer on it and it craws so fucking fast onto my bed and runs across a book and I CAN HEAR ITS LEGS RUNNNING :eek: because it is so big, it was like drumbing fingers, no joke. So I drop my cell on it and crush it, I got its body, but its legs were so big they stuck out the side of my cell alittle. I cant beleive i got the guts to kill it :clap: I am so wired from that, if I had been high i would have fainted in fear, lol, good thing I saved that for now. ho shit man...that was so scary, not just that, but to think I know I saw that thing a month ago run under my Bookshelf, and know that i could have been pitterpettering everywhere, on my face, bed, body, wall, TV... shit. Bah, dont know why I posted this its pointless, but i got a pic on my cell of it squashed if u need to see size. I have no clue what spider can be that big in the north east... :eek:

~smokingpinky

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Jeez man, i had a similar trip last night. I think I'll start a thread!:upsidedow