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So my mom signed me up for random drug testing at my school.:mad: They are allowed to pull you out of any class at any time to take a piss in a cup. I have read and found out from experience that 1 drop of chlorinated bleach per 10cc will cause to you show up with a negative everytime!:D Is there a way to get the bleach in a clear eyes or visine eye dropper? Does anyone know any type of dropper roughly around a pocket size eye dropper case I could use?:confused:
Yeah man I think I got the perfect thingQuote:
Originally Posted by Captain Hanks
http://cgi.ebay.com/Clear-eyes-REDNE...QQcmdZViewItem
Sorry but ebay was the only link I could find that had the small one. There's a 1.0fl oz bottle, and a .5, but this is the really small one (not sure how much it holds, but I'm pretty sure it would be enough for you). I find these at Wal-Mart and Safeway
Visine has a really small eye dropper, look around in grocery stores. Just squeeze all the visine out and pour the bleach in a shot glass or something, then squeeze the empty visine dropper really hard and put it in the bleach, it should suck it up into it.
Ocean spray nose spray perfect size and easy to conceal
damn dude, thats a great fuckin idea! ive never been tested or caught *knock on wood* but if i ever have to take a test thats a good alternative, just gotta make sure that nobody needs clear-eyes, or im not too blazed to forget i put bleach in mine... could be bad.
u cud just pull off the topof the visinse/clear eyes, the dropper thing, then nput in the blech.
I'm pretty sure that wouldn't work... Bleach is naturally very high on the pH scale, around 10,12-ish. Urine is about 4,5. The bleach would deactivate the urea in the urine, and make the urine much more basic than acidic- something they do test for, so it would come off as tampered.
Otherwords, NOT a good idea.
Thats pretty fucked up of your mom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Hanks
Just be like yo woman just be straight up 'for I slap you.
Haha not really but dude just be like hey if you have a question for me ask it, don't go and have me take some puss drug test.
Tell her. :stoned:
Which is why you only put very little in it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Purple Banana
When I have heard of this trick being done, people said they've dipped their fingers in bleach, then pissed over their fingers into the cup. That would be a very small amount of bleach and might not fuck with the pH level.
Are you sure they test pH? Cause I've heard they ONLY test for drugs, theres no test to see who it belongs to or nothing else, just that it IS urine and whether or not there is drug metabolites in it.
how many drops would you have to put into the cup to make it straight? just for future references should i ever need to know.
They test ph and specific gravity and creatinine clearance. They don't do DNA testing on it. That would run 200-400 bucks a urine. They also test for oxidizing agents like bleach and nitrates and a few other things if it is a good test.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frivolous248
That's the answer I was looking for. Squeeze and let it suck it up, that's what I thought (just making sure). I allready know it works because I've done it before except the bleach was allready in the bathroom I did it in. All you need is 1 drop per 10cc. And my school doesn't test the ph level so it really doesn't matter.:dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by chris40
Yeah I read around a bit and it seems that if its sent to a lab, the bleach will fail cause of pH test. But the home test with sticks will pass it.Quote:
Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule
It might work for Captain Hanks though since its a school drug test, and I know one person who got tested in school when he got caught and he said they went somewhere like good-will to get a test instead of sending it to a lab. I'd like to think thats the way most schools would do it, since I heard its 100bucks per test, but I read an article somewhere about funding for drug testing in schools, so who knows what kinda test it is exactly.
So, only use bleach if its a home test kit.
Just refuse to piss, Dont do it. What they going to do lock you up. For refusing to piss. Id be like thats fucking bullshit mom you cant trust me. And the random drug test is probly ran by a private company correct? They cant do anything about it really. Think about that option....
If I refuse to piss they tell your parents. My parents would re-drug test me and that would ruin the whole plan!Quote:
Originally Posted by spiked666killer
yea umm bleach in an eye dropper is a recipe for disaster
Yeah... visine bottle... good idea.
except when your girlfriend or your little kid brother or one of your parents decides to use it, and ends up putting undilluted chlorine bleach in their eye.
yea thats a good prank if u wnat some one to go blind
Hey stupid people, hes not going to put bleach in a visine bottle and just leave it around the house.
Maybe try reading the thread first, he wants to carry bleach around WITH him (not leave it for others to use on accident) and in a visine bottle so he can easily add 1 drop into his piss to pass a test.
Sheesh, do you even know what this thread is about? (to the last 3 or so posters)
most THC drug tests also specifically search for certain 'masking' ingredients ... specifically, bleach is looked for, as is niacin, and others (this shit is YEARS old) ... any trace of a 'masking' agent will disqualify the test, resulting in a supervised re-test, usually a more expensive, more discriminatory test, that IS impossible to beat ... these tests are constantly evolving to catch the new 'tricks' ... they read those silly ads in the pages of HIGH TIMES, too ... :D ... bottom line: if you frequently smoke pot, you will flunk your drug test. period. ... and as quickly as you hear about some new method to beat it, 'THEY' will be waiting for you with their new tests ... :smokin:
before you jump on the defensive moral high ground about what the original poster said he was going to do... you ought to consider the likelihood of something going awry, calculated risks of something that could happen, etc...Quote:
Originally Posted by Frivolous248
in this case, let's consider that the original poster was indeed a human.. now consider that as a human, he isn't perfect.. and as someone who isn't perfect, he can't be trusted to 100% of the time keep track of where that bottle is... while it is conceivable he may never have an issue of someone accidently dropping bleach in their eyes, you have to err on the side of caution as that it's not entirely improbably that he could leave it somewhere and just ONCE someone pick it up and just assume it's Visine.
at least mark the bottle up in a manner that would make someone not want to put it in their eyes.... and in fact, it's best that you don't even use bleach. it doesn't work and all they'll do is make you retest, and it'll be THAT much more obvious that you tampered with the sample.
and finally, i really do not advocate the use of marijuana by kids, even ones in high school... i encourage you to rethink your ways and what is really important to you, weed or family?
Wow, what is your deal guys? I didn't ask how to pass my test (it's my test, not yours, and I allready know from experience that the bleach works on this particular test). All I wanted to know was how to get the bleach in to the eyedropper. Was just making sure that squeezing it and letting it suck up the bleach was the right way to do it. My parents are hypocrits. They agree with me that cannabis is good for you and that it has no permanent negative side effects. The only reason they don't want me doing it is because it's illegal and you can get in trouble over it... but it's not like I'm dealing or anything, I'm super careful about it.:pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by El Digital