Help i'm n00b

Hello i want get start i have tryd weed one time but i didn't get high! whit what i can get high better whit :

tobaco&weed

only Weed in paper

pipe

bong

or bottle

I have made one pipe but it doesn't work! Whitch way is best? i need to know!!! really i have many times smokin weed but i doesnt get high! :( please give me some advice!

OK if i buy pipe?
how i need smoke it in bowl i need put weed only? or tobacco too? ok i'm putting in and i am firing that up! and how i need smoke it, does i need put finger on bowl when i am smoking? :confused:

whoah, u just asked a shitload of questions...most people dont get high their first few time..dont mix with tobacco unless u are into that kinda thing, but its not needed...bongs work the best, but u only really need a bowl or two of some decent shit too feel it...all devices of smoking work.. joints,cblunts, bongs, pipes.. they all work good enough.. when u fill a bowl just fill it enough that it is a few millilmeeters from the top of the bowl, and just light it up and inhale, dont forget to carb if ur using a pipe

1st time i smoked, it was out of a pipe, I got high.
2nd time i smoked, it was out of a coke can pipe, i got high as fuck.
3rd time i smoked, it was out of an aluminum foil pipe, i got high as fuck.

After that I started smoking what my friend terms "reefers" (I'm not sure that's the correct name for them but that's what I call 'em, i'm still somewhat of a newb myself). It's very easy to make them:
1) Get a pack of cigarettes or those mini cigars with filters (Swisher Sweets).
2) Empty out most of the tabaco, I leave a little bit at then end so I can toss the butt and not waste any weed.
3) Break your buds up till their in very small, fine, pieces.
4) Get a qtip, or something small, but firm, that will fit into the cigarette.
5) Put your weed into the cigarette little by little and push it down from time to time with the qtip to pack it in there.
6) Once the cig is almost full, or once u feel u put in enough weed in, take the empty part of the paper and twist the cig closed.
7) Light, inhale, and enjoy.

People say it's a waste of weed to smoke this way, but I find it very effective. I've tried a vaporizer before and I actually prefer this method :P. I dunno, I like holding what i'm smoking and seeing the smoke rise from the tip, it's a pyschological thing. As a bonus, after you're done, look at the filter. That's all the crap that would have gotten into your lungs had you used a pipe.

dont mix with baccy u will spew your ring out just pack a cone with heaps of nicely mulled green and u will b lying on yo ass b 4 u count 20...

So i need only : pure weed , yes??? i preffer smoke with pipe! so i need only weed put in bowl yes??? And when i am smoking with pipe , i need put finger on bolw [ i mean stuck bowl with finger]

When i am smokin does i need do like in picture???

erm no that would be a pretty stupid thing to do as if u hadnt noticed its quite hot.
if u ment before u light it i usually use a clipper lighter (round lighter) to squash it down a little but not too much but no u dont put your thumb in the bowl when its lit bcos it mite hurt quite a bit lol

I'm telling you, dude. If you need ANY info on the how or why to smoke, go to http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/pipeetiquette.htm This is definitely the essential guide for every new smoker. Explore the website, then reply if you still don't get it. :cool:

ok man. im some what of a newbbie too because all these people ahve been smokng for years. im15 and ive been smoking since Feb. so i prefer bowls. If you want a good bowl go buy a glass bowl with a carb at a headshop or someone u know. Or another is blunts. Blunts alot of people think there a waste of weed but if u want a nice roll a blunt. with a bowl pack it tight with pure weed not tabacco. And hold in the hits as long as u can. Gets u more high. Try to if ur with friends take a hit and hold it in as logn as u can unitll another hit comes around to u. Its afun game that fucks u up. tlak to yall later -Dylan

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Originally Posted by Mello.as.Hello

I'm telling you, dude. If you need ANY info on the how or why to smoke, go to http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/pipeetiquette.htm This is definitely the essential guide for every new smoker. Explore the website, then reply if you still don't get it. :cool:

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sorry link is down
:mad:

So i need put in bowl 1/4gram [ its standart in our contry it costs ~5$] so i need put only weed in bowl whithout tobacco yeah?

yeah do that, i dont know how much those measurements are but i suggest getting quite a bit, loosely fill ur bowl almost to the top, smoke refill, smoke refill until ur where u wanna be

actually, my friend, the link DOES work. Try again?

http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/pipeetiquette.htm

what tha fuck? smokin wit tobbaco? fuck that shit all it is is harsh n ruins the taste of ya budz.. i would rather have a smoke after tokin the bud not wit it thats jus shit..

theres plenty of ways to get blazed..

1. pipe - pack the weed into the bowl, light an toke.

2. spots - this is proberbly out of your league n you proberbly end up burning yourself wit the knives or gettin a plastic spot (if using a plastic funnel) but ill explain cause no one knows what they are anyways..

get a bottle of beer fill it up to about quater of hot water turn your element on to as high as it goes.. wait for 5 mins for it to heat up then put the beer bottle on it for bout 5 mins when the water in the bottle starts bubbling take off the element and get something thing but heavy that will fit into the mouthpiece of the bottle and will go right down to the bottom like a screwdriver but if you got a light screwdriver you will need something else hold the bottle above a rubbish bin n slam the screwdriver into the bottom of the bottle n it shuld break n you got yourself a funnel.. this ways alot harder but if you do it right you can resin up the funnel n scrape it..

or try.. cut a coke bottle in half keep the end wit the mouthpiece n you got yourself a plastic funnel (shit for resin but is alot easier for ya newbies)

get 2 thing knives (as thin as you got) turn your element onto high let it heat up for 5 mins put the knives into the element so they jus sit there get a lil bit of bud (bout the size of a average blofly) (you may need 2 people to do this but if you got a potato masher jus put the funnel on the handle so it jus sits there) once the knives are hot (been in the elemnt for bout 5 - 10 mins) use one knife to pick up the bit of bud aka spot then grab the other knife and push onto it squishin the bud n burnin it jus put in the funnel n toke.

alot of people sayin this method is too much work n confusin but once ya kno how its done proper you will get blazed quicker n not use much bud n you will realize how easy it is.

theres a alot more ways to toke but i cant be fucked typin anymore.. good luck to you newbies heh.. n enjoy the nice buzz while it lasts....

i lost you

ok, you have two types of pipes. a metal one, and glass one.

metal bowls are just a what look like a tiny bowl with a little stick coming out of it. With that, just tear up your weed.. stick it in the bowl part, light it.. and inhale.. hold for a few seconds.. exhale.

Glass bowls have a bowl looking part, and something that looks like a stick coming out of it. Glass bowls also have something called a carb hole. The carb is a little hole in the side of the Bowl part. You tear up your weed once again, put it in the bowl part, place your thumb over the hole on the side of the bowl, the bowl resting in your palm, light it.. inhale, take your thumb off the carb and keep inhaling, you should feel the smoke enter you. Hold it in for a few seconds.. then release.. repeat untill all the weed has turned grayish white. Then empty.

You can make pipes out of soda cans, bottles, even apples.. do a google search... you'll be a amazed how many helpful sites are out there..

GOOD LUCK!

ok yal ppl are weird...packing it loosely will make it burn quicker!.....you're suppposed to pack it...that's why they call it "packing a bowl" and this takes some practice and finding your prefrence...me i like to pack it as tight as it will go...or until just before it becomes like sucking a fresh milkshake through a straw.

You asked about the finger on the bowl thing... and I gotta know:

Are you lighting the pipe?

Man thats one cool picture lol......is ur fingernail really pink and ur hand see through?

lol when i was reading this thread i was like wtf is a carb ive enver heard of that before but i call a carb the shotgun does any1 else call it this? coz ive enver heard of carb before in my life. also whats the point of the carb/shotgun? i use it but i dont know why im using it :confused:

Well, to me a shotgun is a hole/tube put in so that another person could exhale into it as you inhale. Shoves the smoke down your throat. A carb is just a tiny hole you put your finger over whilst inhaling, mainly used for clearing out a bong.

yea i know you can shotgun somebody (verb) but i call a carb a shotgun also in the noun sense lol im talkin outa my ass here i dont know wtf a noun is! :cool:

this is a weird question but..... do u speak English Monzy? Or am I reading a translation. :).

Take a real shotgun and get a friend you trust to blow smoke through the chamber while you suck through the barrel that'll make you shit your pants.

i am from LATVIA

my friends all call the carb the rush, and liftin ur finger off the rush= clearin ur rush

inhale. hold. release. do this as many times as it takes. i know you can do it!