Who's ur oddest smoking buddie?

I've got this one cat that hooks me up with some really good popcorn. See there are three towns where I live that are close together. Since pigs watch this site I'll just call them Town Flower, Town Lewis, and Town Highland. When you drive threw Town Flower and Highland it's nothing but WHITE people, fansy cars, big houses and trophy wifes. With the hand I was delt I just so happen to live in town Flower not as much smoking going on in the town, and the people are not as happy, Little more stuck up. A couple of mintues away from this whiteville is Town Lewis. A lower income area, more ethnically diverse area in Texas. Well anyway I've meet this kid at work(Just so happens he is black) and we turn out to be really good friends and smoking buddies. This kid smokes BIG time BUDDA! I was over at his house the other night to pick up a sack. Here I am white as hell, at this kids house where he said shootings happen from now and than and some of his "homeboys" died just a couple days ago from a shooting. But he's cool as shit, We smoke blunt after blunt. He tells me how many bad ass "bit*ches" he's "popped". I tell him how I fu*ck my girlfriend. It's crazy though because when I pick up a sack it's in the straight up hood. I kid you not 5-6 miles away is whiteville with huge houses and fucking stuck up white bi*tches.

Gotta odd smoking bud or girl?

a 21-year old guy, who's fried on speed. We like to talk about Tekken, current world events, drugs, shit like that..

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Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781

a 21-year old guy, who's fried on speed. We like to talk about Tekken, current world events, drugs, shit like that..

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hahaha that shouldent be funny but im sure all of us have met or worked with at least one guy who is freid on speed or crack or something.

well i was freinds with this one kid who would get stoned and no matters how many times i told him not to and that i would kick him outa my house if he did he would drop his pants. why? i dont fucking know it was really a buzz killer. i mean i dont want to see a guy with no pants on. and he would get all emotinal of stuff cause he thought his girl freind wanted to fuck me so he would cry and what not if we were all stoned together cause he thought she was flirting with me. well i try not to see him anymore is its all good.

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Originally Posted by pogmoasal1

hahaha that shouldent be funny but im sure all of us have met or worked with at least one guy who is freid on speed or crack or something.

well i was freinds with this one kid who would get stoned and no matters how many times i told him not to and that i would kick him outa my house if he did he would drop his pants. why? i dont fucking know it was really a buzz killer. i mean i dont want to see a guy with no pants on. and he would get all emotinal of stuff cause he thought his girl freind wanted to fuck me so he would cry and what not if we were all stoned together cause he thought she was flirting with me. well i try not to see him anymore is its all good.

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what a little crybaby. but i understand that because when i get stoned with girls they get really touchy. that guy must be the most uncool kid ever. what a baby.

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Originally Posted by pogmoasal1

well i was freinds with this one kid who would get stoned and no matters how many times i told him not to and that i would kick him outa my house if he did he would drop his pants. why? i dont fucking know it was really a buzz killer. i mean i dont want to see a guy with no pants on. and he would get all emotinal of stuff cause he thought his girl freind wanted to fuck me so he would cry and what not if we were all stoned together cause he thought she was flirting with me. well i try not to see him anymore is its all good.

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man, nothing like tears to fuck up a perfectly good high. ive had similar experiences. theres nothing to cry about when youre stoned! cry afterwards, goddammit.

I used to smoke up with a schizophrenic. He acted oddly to say the least.

He would trip out about nothing. He would think cops are coming to catch him for coke selling, and he didn't even sell coke. He would say someone is framing him with coke in the backseat of his car, but there was no coke there lol. He was a trip.

^^ hahah.

Jeeze, I've smoked with so many people I don't even know if I could pick the oddest. Out of my "crew" though, I think the oddest would be my friend who we shall call "A". He does DOLPHIN noises and pretends he's a dinosaur when he's high. Also, when he's REALLLLY baked, his left eye closes and he swears he can't open it. He is weird.

Another friend of mine, who we'll call my little brother will put on the most gangster rap music and turn off all the lights, his best friend and him used to just chill like that and rap along. It was weird, especially since I'm extremely white.

Another one of my friends, my best friend, is the most hilarious girl. When she's got a hyper high she's bouncing off the walls and using the most BIZARRE voices. It's hilarious.

i cant say
but youd know him if you seen him

There's a guy I met at work who I ONLY talk to if we're smoking a J in the back of work. We talk about drugs, movies, political events, ect. The funny thing is we're NOTHING alike, and have NOTHING in common besides one thing, Weed :stoned:.

well, i was at my friends house trippin on shrooms one time, and we were kinda bored so we smoked a bowl, this girl was over and man she was gorgeous, she knew i was tripping and wanted to fuck with me. so she has this talent i guess ill say, she can open and close her eyelids one at a time without squinting.

so im sitting down and i look over at her and we make eye contact and she starts winking with both eyes and im just dead starring right at her eyes for like a minute, then she breaks out laughing... which makes me start to laugh. ahhhh good times.

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Originally Posted by S.P.Q.R.

There's a guy I met at work who I ONLY talk to if we're smoking a J in the back of work. We talk about drugs, movies, political events, ect. The funny thing is we're NOTHING alike, and have NOTHING in common besides one thing, Weed :stoned:.

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hahaha, that is so true. I have the exact same situation with a few people where I work. There would be no way we would ever talk or even acknowledge each other's existence, except for the fact that we both smoke. It's really funny, one of our managers is a stoner too, and so whenever we go take a 10-minute break, he knows what's up.

I love how people are brought together like they never would have been by marijuana.

the oddest and also my favorite smoking buddy is one of my best guy friends who will just blurt out the randomest things...like..."i'm filled with liquid, i can hear it sloshing around. can you hear it sloshing around?"...or..."throngs of beings. they're everywhere. throngs upon throngs.":stoned: :D

my crippled friend who makes the most funniest faces while hes high and he forgets almost everything

I think I'm the weird one among my friends. :D

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

^^ hahah.

Jeeze, I've smoked with so many people I don't even know if I could pick the oddest. Out of my "crew" though, I think the oddest would be my friend who we shall call "A". He does DOLPHIN noises and pretends he's a dinosaur when he's high. Also, when he's REALLLLY baked, his left eye closes and he swears he can't open it. He is weird.

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I can totally relate to that. I have this homie who has a bad habit of becoming a raptor. No, he doesn't act like a raptor, he is a fucking raptor.

It all started with just your regular smoke out session with friends. We were outside, and it started to rain. Went inside, turned on the T.V. Jurassic Park was on. "DUDE, wouldn't it be totally fucking kick-ass sweet bomb to be a raptor!?" We all just laughed, assuming he was joking. Next thing I know, he's standing on my lap making raptor noises just like from the movie.

"Whoa, what the hell brother?"
"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

I shove him off me, and he spins around trying to hit me with his imaginary tail. I just stood there, speechless and not knowing what the hell to do. My friend Mikey is just laughing, then he says "Oh, you dropped your phone, wouldn't want a raptor stepping on it." Then he fucking walks out of the room, leaving me with a rapor who then started to attack me. Have you ever fought a raptor? Jesus Christ, it was epic. 5 minutes later I have a cooking pot in my hand as a weapon, my friend-turned-raptor is bleeding from his forehead, and my arms are scratched beyond recognition, and my nose is bleeding as well. He runs at me, I dive on the floor. Yes, he literally jumped over me. Then, I did the pulled the most epic maneuver in all of my life. I quickly opened the fridge, found the steaks that we were saving for later than night, and threw them outside in the rain. My raptor friend follows it, and starts to eat the uncooked meat all raptor-style. I locked his ass outside for the rest of the night.

My oldest friend would be a bud named Jon. We started hanging out in 3rd grade. Started smoking together. I don't see him anymore so the best bud that I actually still smoke with is Bob. We've been smoking regularly together for over 8 years. He's recently had to quit due to job reasons, but he still helps me out when I'm in need. He's a good guy.

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Originally Posted by couch-potato

I can totally relate to that. I have this homie who has a bad habit of becoming a raptor. No, he doesn't act like a raptor, he is a fucking raptor.

It all started with just your regular smoke out session with friends. We were outside, and it started to rain. Went inside, turned on the T.V. Jurassic Park was on. "DUDE, wouldn't it be totally fucking kick-ass sweet bomb to be a raptor!?" We all just laughed, assuming he was joking. Next thing I know, he's standing on my lap making raptor noises just like from the movie.

"Whoa, what the hell brother?"
"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

I shove him off me, and he spins around trying to hit me with his imaginary tail. I just stood there, speechless and not knowing what the hell to do. My friend Mikey is just laughing, then he says "Oh, you dropped your phone, wouldn't want a raptor stepping on it." Then he fucking walks out of the room, leaving me with a rapor who then started to attack me. Have you ever fought a raptor? Jesus Christ, it was epic. 5 minutes later I have a cooking pot in my hand as a weapon, my friend-turned-raptor is bleeding from his forehead, and my arms are scratched beyond recognition, and my nose is bleeding as well. He runs at me, I dive on the floor. Yes, he literally jumped over me. Then, I did the pulled the most epic maneuver in all of my life. I quickly opened the fridge, found the steaks that we were saving for later than night, and threw them outside in the rain. My raptor friend follows it, and starts to eat the uncooked meat all raptor-style. I locked his ass outside for the rest of the night.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Excellent story!
im baked at the moment and this is perfect! :)

hahaha,,, i dont know where to start,, i got this one freind who always rolls blunts and wont smoke ne thing else and when he gets high hes like " yo man, lets go rob someone or a house and beat the shit out of some dude", and i just laugh, but hes being serious, and we fight all the time when were high together, we get into fights and beat the shit outa each other lol

and this group of freinds , one time we all got high like 10 people and i started whistling a tune over and over and this other dude starting whistling also and it sounded good and eventually everyone was whistling along different beats and it sounded pretty good, although we were high,,


haha, yesterday me and my freinds tied a water hose to the back of this dudes truck and we all held on to the hose at different points and we sat on skateboards and he drove around town and like he speeded up really quickly and turned and one dude went flying into the woods, haha.

oh, and theres one bitch(girl) who is soo damn annoying to get high with, supposedly shes in love with me and when me her and anyone else gets high, she wont say shit the whole time im there xcept sit and stare at me, and i know shes staring and when i turn to look at her she turns her head like she thinks i dont notice,

i got a couple different groups of people i get high with but i like to get high with my black freinds the most(im white). we sit there and roll blunts continuously while smoking and we sit there with beats going and just freestyle the whole time, it kicks ass..

and theres this one dude who when he gets high will get down on all fours and neeah like a horse and talk like steve irwin(rip) and make weird noises and like rub up on peoples legs, and he swears he dont remember, sometimes we have to kick him away like hes an animal, haha

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Originally Posted by BigBlock

I think I'm the weird one among my friends. :D

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thats what i would say, but between my friends, id say my boy dirty d. he started freestyling while rolling and shit, and he spits out some insanely hilarious shit. the kid cracks me up so hard. its unfortunate that he acts like a bitch and is shady though, cause hes a fairly chill person.

do we really have pigs watching this site?

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Originally Posted by slowburn420

do we really have pigs watching this site?

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Are you scared?

I used to have a weird drinking buddy. Everytime he's drink whiskey, he would get violent for no reason. He got so drunk once that we were just talking, having a good, drunk time, and out of the blue, he says to me, "you'd better leave" :confused: I asked why and he said I just had to go. He told me the next day that he didn't want to hurt me as he can't control himself while he's drunk, so in a way, I thanked him for not beating my ass to a bloody pulp. :p This is a guy who I seen toss a wheelbarrow at a crackhead and take on the 3 cops that tried to arrest him. Crazy fucker.

My buddies aren't too weird. I have one friend who gets really quite when he's high. You can't start a convo without him drifting off about, 10 seconds into it.

I met one guy only once who called himself Pegleg. He had all these pins in his legs from an accident, limped, and used a cane to walk. He had no hair or eyebrows, and he looked like Uncle Fester from The Addams Family, but goddamn, I remeber him having some damn good hash, damn good! When he got high, he would talk about sticking his cane in girls vaginas and shit. He was fucking weird man. He'd pose like a fucking white, pasty gangster with his cane, and ask, "how does this look?" Yeah, well, you're stupid, so.

dude......

holy shit
i live in lewisville dawg
we should blaze some green

well once my buddy misunderstood what i said and for the rest of the day thought that i was talking like a tapercorder being rewound, pretty trippy times. hes not usually like that, i guess hes the oddest

i had a frien that he was on Liman, so everytime we smoked together he was gettin cleptomanic, trien to steal from me, from cars, and he wasnt looking for enything precious, just to steal something, anything. He took a qarter dime and a towel from an old VW beetle. That was hes biggest catch ever :D. I dunno but it so odd to smoke with him lol, every once and awhile when he was trien to steal me we was like: "Oh man sorry sorry i cant help it!". Aaah what days... I think hes in a clinic now..

ok heres a fucked up story.this little kid i hung out with is about ten and he lives the next block over.well one day i walked to my shed to get my football and the night before i toked in there and i walk over and go dam smells like weed in here nigga.and hes like yah man all tryin to act cool and im ike you dont kno wat pot smells like and hes like yah i smoked weed before and he starts tellin me bout the brand of his friends bong and different types of weed and shit and im like this bitch knows bout weed so i go well hey man i smoke too you wanna hit my bong up tonight and hes like YEA!!!!so that night i meet him at my shed and he got a dime of some shit with PURPLE STRAINSim like where hte fuck yu get that it definetely beats the shit outta my dro and hes like yah man so we toss both shit in the piece and get fucked up.so he grabs a fucking hammer and were all stoned and im like looking at the door talk to me and i see him with like purple hair and im like woah man your hair and hes like what the fucks this and he throws it at my fucking leg,im liek you son of a bitch.so i punch this bitch right in hsi face and he is sittin on the floor wit a bloody nose laughing and i just bust out laughing and sit down there with him and we got fucked up.so anyways the next day his mother and a fucking sheriff come to my door and are like did yo uabuse this child.and im like what no and the mothers liek well the other night my son came home all fucked up on pot with a bruise on his cheek and im like well i dont kno where he got it from i wasnt even with him last night and he starts all yelling you fuckin liar we were in your shed smokin pot you made me and im like what the fuck are you talking abotu and im bout to hit this fucking rat bastard but theres a fuckin cop there and im like listen,last night this kid has a bag of weed and wants to smoke with me so im like i dont smoke and he kicked me in my leg,since there was a bruise from the hammer there,and im like he flipped out sayin he wanted to smoek and i hit him because he hit me.so the cops like well im gonna have to search your shed for marijuana and he found nothing because my bongs hidden in my attic and the weeds all gone and hes like well we dont see anything so he checks the kids house and his father had about an ounce of shit and got taken in for possesion and me and the kid havent seen eachother since.i think he moved.but it was a fucked up week i tell ya man.

There's this one kid who was a big buzz kill. He would try to like controll the situation and be like "Pass the bowl, man cmon!!!" like he wasnt chill about it and he like needed someone to be hitting the bowl at all times or he got pissed. It was wierd then hed do stupid shit on purpose to show how high he was and be like "Oh my god im SO stoned!!!"
Me and my other friend were just like, Wow, what a dumbass.

dude.... my dog norbert. me n norbie go on burn rides and some times noteven leav the driveway

My oddest smoking buddy is named Matt.. He thinks he knows all this shit about pot and he thinks he can outsmoke/outdrink anyone.. ( he even said you tell a male and female apart by how think the leaves are.. And you kill the female off and smoke the male..i was liek wtf..)But yeah...

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Originally Posted by Sabron

My oddest smoking buddy is named Matt.. He thinks he knows all this shit about pot and he thinks he can outsmoke/outdrink anyone.. ( he even said you tell a male and female apart by how think the leaves are.. And you kill the female off and smoke the male..i was liek wtf..)But yeah...

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HAHA what a dumbass

Lol, He even came off to say that " My dad knows more about pot than you ever will know in your enitre life" i said.. Well i can show you research proving your a dumbass.. And he said " On the internet? They lie all the time.. "