Moderator?

To the owners of this site,

I feel I would make a good moderator because I spend quite a bit of time on this website and feel I could contribute something positive to the overall working of it. I pretty much understand the policies and understand the importance of keeping what is tolerated on this website, and nuking what is not appropriate, among other things. I feel it is easy enough to be diplomatic online, and feel that I am able to resolve issues which might arise in an effective manner.

If you're interested in making me a moderator, we can discuss this further on yahoo messenger or aol messenger... I can provide this information to you whoever needs it, should anyone be interested. (The reason we might not be able to chat privately is because my computer can't handle the chat program)...

I have experience in web development and have a very clear understanding of how the internet works... but generally, I feel that my strong point is being able to resolve conflict.

I don't mean to sound overly formal , or like I'm applying for a job here--but if you have any interest in making me a moderator, then please contact me. And if you're not interested in making me a mod, then well--you've got your reasons. I won't cry or flame anyone.

Regards,

Ian

So you'd like to have power would you?
You'd like to hold the beating of a man and squeeze the last throbbing drop of life out hmmm?
I have what you seek!Become a Moderator, A ruler Of DIVINE proportions, and we shall CRUSH THEM!
*hissss*

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Originally Posted by Inferius

So you'd like to have power would you?
You'd like to hold the beating of a man and squeeze the last throbbing drop of life out hmmm?
I have what you seek!Become a Moderator, A ruler Of DIVINE proportions, and we shall CRUSH THEM!
*hissss*

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Yes, exactly. I only want to be a moderator so I can begin my rise and fall of cannabis.com! I only care about the status and I want to have 1337 status!! OMG.

Oh sure, you might think I'd make a good moderator, and then before you know it I'll be making false promises to everybody such as "yes we can talk about smoking crack on cannabis.com" in order to deceive everybody on a massive scale. Then I will just start randomly nuking posts because I am a tyranical dictator. Then I will hack the server and all your user names will be MINE! MINE!! ***MIIIINEEE!!!!!* bwa ha ahHAAHA!

haha! ha.

ha... *coughs*. Hm.;)

I am not sure about that, since I haven't read your posts. I just think I would do good as a moderator. Consider it my internship at cannabis.com :-)

(if anyone wants to hook it up with a REAL job, i'd take that too)

I know I do :D

Seriously tho, at one point and time, all the mods were just regular members

and when their time came, they did not post a thread asking to be mod, the owner came to them

So just be patient

very patient, I don't think they are gonna be needing mods for a while

And yet another seeks the path..........

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

The quest you seek is not an easy one. First you must walk blindfolded through the dungeon of snakes. Then your quest takes you to the cage of the lion where most reach their certain doom. IF you survive that it's off to the pit of no return where you face the masked madman.

Through these three dangers you will find 3 keys....the keys open the contents to three separate attache cases. Pick the right one, your a MOD, the wrong one may mean slavery in the pits of Cannabis hell to spin the server generator wheels for LIFE!!!:stoned:

Are you up for the challenge?..........BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!:D

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Have a good one!:thumbsup:

psycho4bud, i think you are mistaken. i shanked the masked madman, and he bled to death. then i took his mask because i'm crazy like that. it was my souvenier.

when i completed the tasks, all i found was a payphone and a note attached with a phone number. then i dialed the phone number and got a phone sex line. is this your idea of a sick joke man???? :mad: :mad: no way in hell i'm going to pay 6.99 a minute to talk with live wet horny babes, no matter how wet and horny they are.

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

You killed the madman? Jeeze, that is gonna cost you some money for property damage of Psycho4Bud Mod Quests Incorporated.

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yes and it was his own damned fault for trying to put things where they do not belong!

when he said Madman, he really failed to provide details. the mask was made out of leather, with a zipper over the mouth. yikes!

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Originally Posted by IanCurtisWishlist

yes and it was his own damned fault for trying to put things where they do not belong!

when he said Madman, he really failed to provide details. the mask was made out of leather, with a zipper over the mouth. yikes!

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madman, leather mask, zipper over the mouth, dude i think you just killed my boss, cheers. :D

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Originally Posted by IanCurtisWishlist

psycho4bud, i think you are mistaken. i shanked the masked madman, and he bled to death. then i took his mask because i'm crazy like that. it was my souvenier.

when i completed the tasks, all i found was a payphone and a note attached with a phone number. then i dialed the phone number and got a phone sex line. is this your idea of a sick joke man???? :mad: :mad: no way in hell i'm going to pay 6.99 a minute to talk with live wet horny babes, no matter how wet and horny they are.

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LMAO..........Classic!:stoned:

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

Psycho4Bud Mod Quests Incorporated.

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lol

you should start a franchise

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

He was just borrowing it from BobBong.

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HAHAhahahahahahahaa

:confused: What was the point to this thread??????

the point is to advertise for mod suits!! you know you want one. you will look so slick riding around on your Vespa in your brand new MOD SUIT!!!

eh. that was the best i could come up with.

:confused: I just want to let you know that a thread such as this has NOTHING to do with weather or not someone is made a MOD. I do admire you for this but it really won't acheive alot.:D

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

*ringring*
Billionfold: Hello?
Customer: Yes, I took one of your companies Mod Quests the other day, and I am disappointed.
Billionfold: I see, why is that?
Customer: Well for starters, when I entered the dungeon of snakes, I immediately noticed the lack of said snakes.
Billionfold: Oh yes, we posted a bulletin. The snakes were all watching "Snakes On A Plane", and have also decided to make an indie knock off known as "Snakes In A Theatre".
Customer: What the fuck?
Billionfold: We posted a bulletin in the office lounge.
Customer: Well I do not even fucking work there!
Billionfold: Ohhhh that is right...
Customer: That is not all either! When I made it passed the dungeon, the cages lion was nothing more than a kitten in a box!
Billionfold: Ohhh... our original lion quit do to some sort of copyright infringement. You know that lion that would roar before old cartoons would start? That was his grandfather. They look just alike and-
Customer: I do not give a shit! The point is, it was a KITTEN!
Billionfold: Well uh, the budget only allows for-
Customer: And another thing! After I got to the pit of no return, there were about 5 elevators that said, "Return to Start" and the madman tried to kill me with a rubber duck and a nail stuck through the head!
Billionfold: Well, he is a madman-
Customer: You are not actually supposed to have him kill people!
Billionfold: What do you think the poisonous snakes are for?
Customer: There were not any there!
Billionfold: Ma'am, would you please calm-
Customer: You know what, I just want my refund.
Billionfold: Refund lol?

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lol
yes but we must understand that this project is still in developement

its a beta

You wanna get a patent on it before someone steals it.

i dont care if this thread is "off topic" or not.... i love it

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Originally Posted by kiwi

:confused: What was the point to this thread??????

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good question ... :smokin:

Has me laughing out loud... ok time to roll another joint :stoned: