If you were in a line waiting to be served and you got a tremendous itch in to crack of your ass...
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If you were in a line waiting to be served and you got a tremendous itch in to crack of your ass...
I had that before and I just let it itch. Even though I wanted to punch some one from the irritation and just scratch the shit out of it lol!
Yah I wouldn't be a puss and try to hide my crack bein itchy, I'd just dig in there because wtf r ppl around you going to do? ask you to stop? lol
"Mister, will you please stop itching your ass crack sir?" lol
yeah, i scratch my balls in school all the time, about half the time when we're taking notes in class my hand is in my pants
me to and i would probably scratch my balls while im at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
I used to be one of the people that just invents a funny walk to try and get yer two arsecheeks to rub together, thereby relieveing oneself of the itch. Now, I just scratch it.
i don't give a fuck mayne, i'd not only scratch it, i'd ask a fly bitch to scratch it for me. "hey baby, wanna scratch my crack?"
Id scratch it. I find myself scratching my balls all the time adn they dont even itch. its like its a habit, i catch myself doing it infront of my girlfriends mom all the time and i cant help it. So if my ass crack itches it will for sure be scratched.
im a clean vato
my ass dont get itchy
i'd scratch it and probably rub one out while im at it.
i saw a guy do that in class once and it did not look like he was straching his balls,,,, it looked like he was rubbing them :what:Quote:
Originally Posted by usedchemicals
So what exactly is the person in line behind you so busy with that they can't get off their ass and help?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
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Originally Posted by friendowl
Ya know! A little soap and water goes a long way.
The correct way to handle that situation is to ask the person in front or in back if they can hold your place in line, go to a secure area (preferably a bathroom so you can wash your hands), and do what you need to do.
If I worked at a restuarant and had to scratch my bum, would you want me preparing or serving your food?
i dont get itches in the booty, that would mean u need to shower cause u sweating! but my thong always gets uncoordinated n my ass so i jus pic that out, i dont give a fuk where im at, i do wat i gotta do, lol
I shower once every day and twice in the summer and I still get itches... I think it's a mucus thing...
ha,,,I live in Jersey,U can't ask anyone to hold your place here...
As gross as this may sound, but most guys have a hairy ass, and if it is hot outside, then yes, our asses will sweat a bit. A lot of guys don't wear skin tight jeans or pants around the bum like girls do, so it gets a hotter.Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetnhighz
It depends for me. If there was a cute girl around, I wouldn't want to be digging in my ass, but if it's like a guy, or old people, then fuck it, I'll just give it a little scratch.
What does "couth" means Skink? (referring to the title) :)
No mannerz...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=couth
I learn something new everyday. I did not know that. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
cool...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
maybe you got hemorroids
itchy colons is a symptom
maybe you need some fiber homie
Yeah girl! Thong wedgies are the WORST. I just shove my hand down my pants and jump around a little and usually scream "THONG WEDGIE!!!", just so people don't wonder what I'm doing ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetnhighz
Skink, seein as you're a fellow new jersey-ian then you should know just as well as I do that I DONT GIVE A FUCKKK, I'll scratch it if i gotta man.
yeah I got them too...Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
I don't see how girls can stand walking around with a piece of dental floss in the crack of their ass all day.It would drive me nuts I'm sure.And that basically is what a thong or g-string amounts to,a piece of ass-crack floss.
personally I like panty lines...
1. Take a shower...using soap...and water.
2. Dry off completely
3. Add some Shower 2 Shower powder to your privvys.
4. Get dressed
I'm not a super hairy person, but I have enough. Still don't run into that issue. In the summers, I use S2S and stay fresh and clean all day. :D
That's why I try to avoid panties at all costs.Quote:
Originally Posted by thebeancounter41
whoever invented the butt floss is a genious!!! panty lines are so tacky and actually thongs are very comfy, but yes i agree with baby, they do get uncoordinated so we gotta pick at it, everytime i pick mine in front of the hubby it leads to the bedroom, hehehe
You have to sort that itch out guys you cant let that shit go on.....I try to do it on the sly but sometimes fate demands you get caught.
...i thought the itch was on ur crack not ur balls?...its a whole different story...i dont give a fuck about scratchin my balls...ill stop in the middle of the street and give a warning before i do so...but...if i have to scratch my ass...if its not bad...then ill tolerate it untill no one is looking...if its one of those crazy fuckin scratch me now or im gonna give u colon cancer things...then usually u gotta go deep to sooth the itch...and when u do that it usually followed by a disgusting smell ( at least other think its disgusting...i kinda like the smell...but then again everybody love their own brand :D)