ALIEN CONSPIRACY THEORIES?

OK Im heaps wasted but i cant be the only one with an alien conspiracy theory, I have a young daughter and today we went shopping for a BRATZ DOLLfor her thats what she wanted .So I get it home have a few bongs and start staring at this fkn wierd looking alien like doll, this is when my stoned mind came up with this fkn theory..What happened to barbie, she is being pushed off the shelves by alien dolls ...WHY??. the world leaders have already made contact with aliens who wish to co exist with us on earth,in exchange for new technology. the alien dolls are apart of this ,brain washing our kids that this is the normal way to look .So when the day comes they finally come to live with us they wont shock us or scare us ,we will just accept them real life bratz . ...............has anyone else got a stoned ALIEN CONSPIRACY THEORY??? LOL OR COMMENT.

are u a fuckin retard?

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Originally Posted by dryst

are u a fuckin retard?

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LOL

It does have somethign to it though,
MY sister has those and they creap me out.

like a beanie baby being from another planet?...and the government said its ok in exchange for technology..what technology?...nail polish that wont chip or how about velcro shoes??...ya dude...drop a couple more hits of acid...

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Originally Posted by dryst

are u a fuckin retard?

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You are a cocksucker. Go away.

if u think the government lets aliens sleep with little kids in exchange for technology...that if these aliens had would they really have to be kid play things?...u gotta have some kind of damage...maybe a little down syndrome...

kenn you might be on to somthing

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Originally Posted by dryst

are u a fuckin retard?

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HEY DUDE ITS ALL IN FUN WHATS WITH THE INSULTS START AN INSULT THREAD IF UR INTO THAT SHIT.

:D:D

I have 6 year old daughter............. She like the bratz dolls, but she Playes BARBIES...........

She doesnt play Bratz......

Barbie is Like....... rollerblade. People dont call it inline skating....most

She Playes with her barbies every day.....


The little Bratz do look a little..........Alein Like imo

all you smokers need to get out the house more
aint no alien brat dolls , cmon your embarrasing me
with that crap,
get money or be with girls better than worrying about et

some of the responses i read on this forum make me want to stab in all directions.

i agree with skrappy :D

lol im sure if they came here they wouldnt need tech. They would probly need some of our resources or something.

Kenn I have thought this for a long time. Not just about dollys, but movies also depict alien visitations, same way action shoot-em-ups often depict Americans Killing Arabs or a Black man dying in the first 10 minutes. Why do some film industry corporations have particular symbols: Warner Bros with their Shield in the sky, or Fox Studios where the search lights never touch the words, or Columbia Picures where the lady hold the torch usually in front of the 'U'... is their relevance to their sybolism related to that of the genre of films they create?

Why do Warner Bros have a shield in the sky? Like a police badge? what are they enforcing through motion picture? Are they above the law as to why the shield is in the clouds?
How come Fox Studios are never illuminated by the search light according to their logo? We see them but the search light doesn't pick them up.. And Columbia Picture...

What it gotta do with Alien Conspiracy? hummmm...

LOL. interesting theories everyone.

Anyone ever wonder what happens when you drop a cat that has a piece of buttered toast strapped to its back? (Think about how buttered toast supposedly always lands butter-side down and how cats always land on their feet...forget what Mythbusters said :D) I wonder if the cat would just sit there at the ground and keep rotating back and forth constantly trying to decide whether or not to land butter side down or on its feet. Or maybe the world would blow up since it would end in a physical paradox. lol

dryst you miss understood his theory. he's not saying the dolls are aliens, he's saying the dolls are made to look like aliens so when they do come to earth they wont be such a "stranger". they would feel comfterable with them. pretty much subliminal messaging. chill out man and dont shoot down peoples ideas. have a little belief.

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Originally Posted by Lethal G

LOL. interesting theories everyone.

Anyone ever wonder what happens when you drop a cat that has a piece of buttered toast strapped to its back? (Think about how buttered toast supposedly always lands butter-side down and how cats always land on their feet...forget what Mythbusters said :D) I wonder if the cat would just sit there at the ground and keep rotating back and forth constantly trying to decide whether or not to land butter side down or on its feet. Or maybe the world would blow up since it would end in a physical paradox. lol

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lmfao i never knew that about toast... im gonna make some later and drop it haha

Children are constantly being prepared for things that the parents would never have dreamed of when they were that age. When I was at school teachers didn't hit pupils and pupils never hit teachers. Within 3 years of me leaving my high school it had become a battle ground with teachers not being able to control disobidient pupils. It has been around 10 years since I was there and when I look at schools 20 years ago where teachers whacked students, and now where students whack teachers; there has been a reversal in attitutes within academic institutions in my regions of the world. So what are students being prepared for in this instance? Tough? Disregard for authority? Bred for battle? what is the effect of the reversal of attitudes in that environment?

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Originally Posted by Kenn

OK Im heaps wasted but i cant be the only one with an alien conspiracy theory, I have a young daughter and today we went shopping for a BRATZ DOLLfor her thats what she wanted .So I get it home have a few bongs and start staring at this fkn wierd looking alien like doll, this is when my stoned mind came up with this fkn theory..What happened to barbie, she is being pushed off the shelves by alien dolls ...WHY??. the world leaders have already made contact with aliens who wish to co exist with us on earth,in exchange for new technology. the alien dolls are apart of this ,brain washing our kids that this is the normal way to look .So when the day comes they finally come to live with us they wont shock us or scare us ,we will just accept them real life bratz . ...............has anyone else got a stoned ALIEN CONSPIRACY THEORY??? LOL OR COMMENT.

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lmfaootfwmpoairoomb:stoned: hahahaa

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Originally Posted by SpiritLevel

Children are constantly being prepared for things that the parents would never have dreamed of when they were that age. When I was at school teachers didn't hit pupils and pupils never hit teachers. Within 3 years of me leaving my high school it had become a battle ground with teachers not being able to control disobidient pupils. It has been around 10 years since I was there and when I look at schools 20 years ago where teachers whacked students, and now where students whack teachers; there has been a reversal in attitutes within academic institutions in my regions of the world. So what are students being prepared for in this instance? Tough? Disregard for authority? Bred for battle? what is the effect of the reversal of attitudes in that environment?

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thats so true dude attitudes have changed, the way our kids are bein bought up is so much different to the way we were raised why have peoples morals changed so much?

I wanna be an alien.