Originally Posted by orange floyd
ok i have a joke thats in the mood of this thread...somehow it relates
Joe is a married man of about ten years, and his sex life is lacking because he's a premature ejaculator. He's always heard that his next door neighbor, Buffalo Bill, can last incredibly long in bed; so he went next door one day and asked him his secret. Buffalo Bill told him, "Everytime, right before I have sex, I smack my dick against the counter for about ten minutes until it goes numb. Once it's numb, I can go hours without cumming, and the girls love it." So that night, Joe lights some candles in the living room, and goes into the kitchen and starts to smack his dick against the counter. His wife yells from upstairs "Oh, Buffalo Bill, I didnt know you were here, I'll be right down!":D