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Hey!
After months of searching, I THINK I have found someone who can sell me some weed.
So, I have a few questions:
How much weed will 100$ (USD) get me?
Is there anything special about your first smoke?
Any recomendations for how I do this? It will be in my home with one friend.
How much will it take to get me high, since this is my first smoke?
And anything else you think I should know, Thanks!
Thanks for the reply :D
I've been doing some research, but I will do even more.
Oh, and is it true that you can use bible pages to make joints?
Uh, if you're a satanist. No I'm just kidding, but who the hell would do that?Quote:
Originally Posted by intrepidus6
I just heard that bible pages can be used to make joints, and was wondering if this was true.
Yes it's true and they burn cleanly. However, most are bad for you (ink and gold paper, not good to burn and inhale).
Go to a cornerstore and buy some zigzags for 1 buck.
Don't use bible pages as rolling paper, and don't spend $100 on weed your first time. Just a suggestion, but hey, it's your money. You can high off of $5-$10 worth of weed, so why blow $100 on something you've never tried? Some dealers don't sell joints or dime bags, so you might have to get an eighth of an ounce which is equal to 3.5 grams (about $30 for commercial grade or $50 for high grade)
Buy real rolling papers, practice rolling, find out which way your friends pass the herb, look into getting a small bong, keep your bong clean, don't drink bongwater, only put water in your bong and see the weed before you pay for it - I think that covers most of the basics.
And one more thing - watch out for dealers trying to rip you off and broke lazy-ass friends who think you'll get them high all the time because you're a newbie.
Welcome to the club! :smokin:
I think we've all gotten that one before.Quote:
Originally Posted by MidnightToker54
The only problem is, don't you have to be 18 to buy rolling paper? Because I am under 18.
How about 30$, then, how much will that get me?
Thanks everyone for the responses. :D
u can also use an apple by puting a hole through the middle then another hole thro the top and use the little indent think as the bowl and inhale thro one of the holes on the side and use the other as a carb
but dont do the can pipe thing or us aluminum foil cuase it hurts ur brain
That would be good, Billionfold, except that you have to be 18 to buy cigarettes where I live. :p
The reason I want to spend so much is because I don't think I will be able to buy very often. Is there really much of a difference in different qualitys of weed?
I heard about the aluminum being bad for you thing, don't worry, I won't use an aluminum pipe! I have this clay pipe thing I got in the carribean, but it broke in half, will it still work?
it might work,, where did it break at? is the bowl broken, or is the tube part that leads to your mouth broken. if its just the tube, you could duct tape it
you should buy an eighth for your first time, it should be between 25-35, definitly no more than that, but if youc an get it for less than great. an eighth should last you quite a long time.
a half quarter will keep me going for a month, I think thats a good amount to start with. You shouldn't have to be 18 to buy papers, as they don't have any tobacco in them.
You can just buy empty tobacco tubes for about $2 for 100 of them. I used to roll my own smokes and I'd buy them all the time. Better than forking out more cash and having to empty all the ciggs. Just buy the tubes. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
No, you shouldn't have to be, but you have to be. I'm 24 and I still get carded at the 7-11 for buying a pack of Zigs. If it's a tobacco related product, no persons under 18 can buy, or 21, whatever the legal age is in your area.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve420
I wouldn't recommend trying to roll a joint for a newbie. And I've bought papers before even though I'm obviously underaged. Then again, I bought them from a concert vendor.
i wish a damn 8th still lasted me a month lol and yeah dude get an 8th around here its between 30 and 40 usually its 35 for 3.5-4.5 gram bags.....or 8ths and fat 8ths......have fun man....id make a gravity bong....its will force you to get high your first time haha
Cheers:D . Just get $20 worth.
for 100$ you should get 7 grams of some really sticky, skunky, bright green (orange, purple, and blue are good also) colored buds, with red or pink hairs!Quote:
Originally Posted by intrepidus6
just roll about .5 into a joint, and smoke half... wait 30 minutes then finish it
hope u have fun bro get a quarter and toke up for days on end is the way to go
an eighth lasts me a day and a half :D
for a first time, I'd use a pipe or bong, a joint would be way too hard to teach yourself to roll...
get 20$ worth of weed for your first smokeout...Be sure and inhale all the smoke as deep into your lungs as you can and then hold it all...Smoke out of something simple...A gravity bong would be very good...http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/gravitybong.htm
good luck bro..ask whoever you get your weed from how much the sack weighs out to ....It should weigh aaround 1.8 grams for 20$...or 3.5 for 40$....80$ would be 7 grams...
good luck
it's not a computer, so long as most of the smoke makes it into your lungs, it worksQuote:
Originally Posted by intrepidus6
The pipe is broken on the long part thing, so I think I can tape it back. (but I might look into making a gravity bong as well.)
I think I will try and get a fourth.
Thanks for the help everyone!
A quarter not a fourth lol, Its all good though, I had tons of fun my first time, And i'm sure you will too, just be in a calm atmosphere, with no worries (like thinking to yourself "omg omg omg moms coming home in 15min omg omg omg" kind of shit) and everything will be cool and awesome.
:thumbsup:
to answer ur questions, smoke as much as you can, smoke with someone who has smoked before, probably most likly wont get high first time,
HAPPY TOKING BROTHER :rasta:
perhaps make a pipe or a bong, search around google to learn how :D have fun tokin up!!!
Youll do just fine young grasshoppa
I would say get a bong if you can. Find a friend that is 18 and have them get you a cheap bong and then just spend less on the weed. First time i did it was my own homegrown. it was nice and i got high my first time. Definately not what i expected it to be like though.
Yeah but get a bong or make one because it is way smoother on the throat.
dont worry about alot of the prices these people are saying. I know most of them have good intentions but there is no way of saying how much you will get for a certain amount of money. Its different in all areas and quality of weed. Do not get less than a quarter for 100 though, and make sure it is dank ass. I know you have had to at least seen pictures of good bud. Schwag can run form 20-25 a quarter. Fuck schwag. I pay 25 and get reggie from where im from which is the best reggie i can find, but i wouldnt suggest it to most people.
I usually get mids because i think that is the most cost efficient weed to buy, but i do get dank from time to time.
Thanks everyone!
I have two new questions:
Is the difference in different kinds/qualities of marijuana the way the high feels, or is it just like taste/how smoothly it burns?
and,
Is it possible to smoke too much, or should I just smoke a ton of it?
You can never smoke too much. Smoke it all my friend. I recommend doing it with some friends.Quote:
Originally Posted by intrepidus6
If you need something to smoke out of you can check this out.
http://www.waytoomany.com/vid-weed2.php
There are a few vids showing how to make pipes/bongs with just random shit.
make sure you buy 1 pound of swedish fish too cause they are fucking amazing when yourestoned
Swedish fish?
i recommend u start with 20 dollars worth, and buy a new piece if ur old one broke. then toke it up.
swedish fish are thes good ass gummy candies
yeah, depending on where youre from, swedish berries are the same thing, but the fish=wayyyy more fun when youre high.
haha wow ...i recommend getting some friends.
hello young smoker,
1) don't smoke with everybody because they'll begin to take it for granted. (if your friends start calling you up all the time saying "let's smoke" , just tell them to die or something)
2) INHALE THAT SHIT!! (don't be afraid of the smoke burning your throat--take a deep breath through your mouth when the smoke is in your mouth. this will reduce the burning sensation you might encounter at first).
3) smoke a ton of it--this is your first time getting high. why would you want to just get mildly stoned? the first time is always the best time, because you haven't got the tolerance...
4) don't trip out or become scared--contrary to what you might be thinking, you aren't going crazy. you aren't going to die. if you feel funny, chances are you are getting high from the weed. you might feel anxious and panicky, "not the same", "not myself".... just keep in mind that it's a drug, and the effects will diminish and you will return to normal.
if you are smoking at home, i recommend you invest in a can of OZIUM. it will absolutely kill the smoke odor completely.
if you are smoking for the first time, I would recommend smoking out of a chillum, but if you have someplace to smoke then I recommend you smoke out of a bong. a bong is easy enough to make...
the effects of weed aren't bad. you won't see colors or purple giraffes running across your vision, and you shouldn't hallucinate unless you smoke a lot of shit. your vision might look kind of funny... but mostly, weed messes with your perception, giving you a sense of warmth , well-being, as well as a sense that time is much slower.
the first time you get stoned, you will probably feel somewhat cloudy the next day. this effect should diminish if you keep smoking, when you build tolerance to the drug.
don't trip man. you'll get the hang of it soon enough.
another tip--don't tell your dealer you've never bought pot before. if you do this you are asking to be ripped off.
enjoy your herbs!