Hilarious, yet scary experience

So last night me and 3 friends go to my friend's mom's house, who lives downtown. Then we walk around looking for a place to blaze. We find a school, and there's a little area that is down a flight of stairs, so we think it's perfect and we blaze there using an awesome homemade lung.

So we're all blazed, walking downtown. I swear to God everyone seemed like they were talking to us. And I thought I saw my cousin so I was paranoid. So we walk into a variety store for whatever reason, and we end up waiting what seemed like 40 minutes for an Italian guy to buy a fuckin lottery ticket. Then we go into Pizza Pizza to buy 2 large pizzas and the guy took for fucking ever. And the scariest part was since this was across the street from a Methodone clinic, we had all the drug addicts coming in and dancing around.

To top it off, my friend's creepy dad drove us home while listening to the shittiest music I've ever heard.

haha that's wierd

nice story but dont u hate it when ur friends parents pick u up when ur blazed out of ur mind?

Yeeah fuck that shit! One time, I was with my budd, drinking some beers in a bar. I found him an hour ago and he was on some fuking-junky-heart pills and he wasnt talking too much. Suddenly he looks me in the eye and says: I have some weed in my house, lets take a cab, and get fucked up cuz my parents are off for the weekend. We take the cab and we smoke 3 Jz in like 20 minutes. One was rolling, the other was smoking, we got fucked up pretty quick cuz we wanted to go back to the bar. So after we killed the last roach, we takes the weed and puts in his underwear, and we go to take a cab back. Suddenly we see a cop car passing by so we deside to back to his house. After a while we hear a car parking in front of the house. We look through the window and we see that his dad was back!!! Alone!!! We get out to see what was going on totally fucked up, and we realize that his dad had consumed shitloads of wine. He waves at us and sais hes barely standing. My friend asks his if he can give us a ride to the bar. He says "suuuuuuuuuree!" and we head back blazed ass hell, in car that made slaloms on the road while watching saliva dripping from his dads mouth while driving.... A hell of a ride :)

my girlfriend farted once and followed through, put my joint out and gave me a rash......everywhere

ahahahh wat music was it

it was the bliko banjo bingo music... i hate that shit!... i once had a bad experience with a mexican and cereal packet it took 3 hours to remove him from it, i had to call the firemen cus he ate a dodgy taco the gringos can shit fire you know! and then all the drug addicts came and danced around me too! while chanting "suckdahairytaco" i dont know what they wanted... i think they were jesus types as he liked tacos! xxx
ps. do you know my mum?

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Originally Posted by kingdalg

it was the bliko banjo bingo music... i hate that shit!... i once had a bad experience with a mexican and cereal packet it took 3 hours to remove him from it, i had to call the firemen cus he ate a dodgy taco the gringos can shit fire you know! and then all the drug addicts came and danced around me too! while chanting "suckdahairytaco" i dont know what they wanted... i think they were jesus types as he liked tacos! xxx
ps. do you know my mum?

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speed does that to ya:rolleyes:

hehe nice one

haha nice

sounds pretty tight

Fuck yeah, I absolutely love when my parents or my friend's parents are drunk..takes all the worry out of being high off your ass around them. They're actually pretty cool to be around when they're on their 3rd bottle of wine. When my parents have their friends over for dinner, they usually end up pulling out their Grand Marnier and going to town on that..if they're drunk enough, I'll join them. It's great.