fucking gross

ok so get this tonight i worked like i do every friday night. i usually come home around 10 or so. so i walk in and my moms boyfriends car is out there. i just think that they are sitting watching tv or something. nope they are up stairs going at it. they knew i was going to be home. its like 10:30 now and i can still hear them. it is fucking gross. like its really really LOUD. do they need to do it while im here. im just gonna pretend i didnt hear it and turn the music up or something. its gonna be kinda wierd. im gonna go puke now.

hope all of u have a good night

OMG
That sucks!!!!!!

i don't no what id do if that ever happend to me!

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Originally Posted by CBsDankNugs

ok so get this tonight i worked like i do every friday night. i usually come home around 10 or so. so i walk in and my moms boyfriends car is out there. i just think that they are sitting watching tv or something. nope they are up stairs going at it. they knew i was going to be home. its like 10:30 now and i can still hear them. it is fucking gross. like its really really LOUD. do they need to do it while im here. im just gonna pretend i didnt hear it and turn the music up or something. its gonna be kinda wierd. im gonna go puke now.

hope all of u have a good night

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I don't know how old you are but no, your mom and her bf shouldn't be doing that when they know you'll be there. Go tell them to sthu and knock it off.
After you puke that is.:(

Bahahhaha. You should knock on their door and ask them to be a little more quiet.

well at least you didnt walk in on your mom playing with her b/f privates liek i did the other night.. Not a nice image burned inot my mind. Im trying to forget it ever happen.
drinkin / smokin it all away :stoned:

Hey, can you sneak in and take some pics for us?

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well at least you didnt walk in on your mom playing with her b/f privates liek i did the other night.. Not a nice image burned inot my mind. Im trying to forget it ever happen.
drinkin / smokin it all away :stoned:

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you win
i hit the stoli a few minutes ago. shouldnt be long before its all a distant memory

i was in my parents room along time ago, and my mom in dad are in bed, and they didnt hear me walking into the bathroom, and my dad says "hunny will you rub my buissness" i couldnt stop laughing about it, being that young, and boy did all my brothers think THAT was funny, haha.

jeezus.. thats not cool!! dude all you gotta do is bring a pretty lady home and do the same thing.. whats she gonna say?

hearing a parent having sexual intercourse
not cool

I guess your gonna have to go all vancome lady and be like la la la la la la la:smokin:

I dunno, when I heard my folks fuckin I was able to completely ignore it. They are supposed to fuck, it's a sign of a healthy relationship. I didn't exactly want to sit there and hear it, but it didn;t affect me the way it seems tro some of you..?

i've never experienced it but I think I'd just kinda wander off somewhere until they were done

I'm not against anyone getting it on, I just don't wanna necessarily hear it

it wouldn't require therapy or anything for me tho

maybe a couple of bowls and I'll be fine

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I guess your gonna have to go all vancome lady and be like la la la la la la la:smokin:

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What a delightfully obscure reference.

Just leave the house when they do that. So simple, yet so effective. :thumbsup:

beat on the door and ask "mom do you swallow?" if that doesn't kill the mood come back five mins later saying you got diareah all over the place, that should kill the mood

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i was in my parents room along time ago, and my mom in dad are in bed, and they didnt hear me walking into the bathroom, and my dad says "hunny will you rub my buissness" i couldnt stop laughing about it, being that young, and boy did all my brothers think THAT was funny, haha.

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hunny rub my businessmn LMAO!! ANd Graph I love ur av!!:thumbsup:

wtf? you didn't go and watch?

fuck man im use to it... ive seen my step dads ass twice.. wasnt pleasant.. its funni i would always be in the licing room watchen tv, sumtimes iw oudl fall asleep, and than hed walk by naked to the ktichen and id make a sound to make him notice i was there and hed run bak.. the other time was wen i needed the washrrom at night n he needed it to.. so he was going .. and than i left my room and he notcied i came out n he jumped n closed the door lol.. i walked into the room while they were doing it once to, thank god it was dark tho.. i just went outside and acted lik ntohing ever happened.. and ive heard them a couple of times at night.. im pretty use to it but at the beginnigb i was lik u.. but everyone fuckz so ye LOL:stoned: :glugglug:

dont disturbe them, dont make them stop... just turn your music up to were u cant hear them, or leave the house.

ohh yea... forgot to metion, it wasnt her BF, it was me

haha man we all got urges, dont be gay, just fuck some chick all night in your own room, unless our a chick then the other way around lol, what did you think your mom doesnt fuck

My condolences, CBSDankNugs. That's one of those things kids don't necessarily need to know the details of. That's why I'm glad our bedroom is on a completely different floor and at the opposite end of the house from our son's. Even so, he once barged into our room one early morning without knocking and saw more than anyone would have preferred. My husband had a lock put on our door after that. And our son has been very careful about knocking ever since.

If all else fails, plan, as our son assures us he intends to do, to send your mom the bills for the many years of much-needed therapy you will require.

When I was maybe 7 or 8 my parents were in their room "talking". Well, craving attention like any child does, I wasn't content with not being part of the conversation. I took a credit card and slid it through the door, probably something I saw on tv.

To this day, I remember the looks on my parents' faces. I looked at both of them and said "So what were you guys talking about?". I shut the door, and they stayed in their for a little while, probably talking about me.

Crazy how everything works out in the end.

dude thats nasty,,,,,,,,,,,,,, im glad my parents dont have sex no more (sad but i know that for a fact)

Dude...WTF? That's twisted, if I saw my mom and pops all over each other I would probably... No no I'm sure I would throw up.

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dude thats nasty,,,,,,,,,,,,,, im glad my parents dont have sex no more (sad but i know that for a fact)

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Keep thinkin that hun. They are fuckin each others brains out, they are human after all. I have a test you can do. Tell your parents your going to stay at a friends house for the night and come back an hour or 2 later to discover them fucking on YOUR bed.

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Keep thinkin that hun. They are fuckin each others brains out, they are human after all. I have a test you can do. Tell your parents your going to stay at a friends house for the night and come back an hour or 2 later to discover them fucking on YOUR bed.

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LMAO:dance:

Heheheh, you remind me of my ex roommate!
I lived with him and his sister..and dated her as well..




I still feel bad for him sometimes

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Keep thinkin that hun. They are fuckin each others brains out, they are human after all. I have a test you can do. Tell your parents your going to stay at a friends house for the night and come back an hour or 2 later to discover them fucking on YOUR bed.

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ummm no,,,,,,, liiiiiiiiiiike my mom,,,,,,,,, not really the fuckable type..........

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ummm no,,,,,,, liiiiiiiiiiike my mom,,,,,,,,, not really the fuckable type..........

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there's atleast one man out there, that would a woman to be the most beautiful thing ever, even if she was overweight, disgusting, scarred, ect...

beauty actually goes further then skin deep, and with my own little investigating, that's really the beauty guys look for in the end, even tho they usually start with what society says is hot.

just cuz you think your mom is unfuckable, don't mean he(or she however the case may be) does <.<

LMFAO i think i would have knocked on their door saying like ''i cant concentrate on my homework with all this nasty noise'' (laughing, of course, as a joke) thatd be soo funny.
however im not an ass if they keep going well, their business...
id ignore it.

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ok so get this tonight i worked like i do every friday night. i usually come home around 10 or so. so i walk in and my moms boyfriends car is out there. i just think that they are sitting watching tv or something. nope they are up stairs going at it. they knew i was going to be home. its like 10:30 now and i can still hear them. it is fucking gross. like its really really LOUD. do they need to do it while im here. im just gonna pretend i didnt hear it and turn the music up or something. its gonna be kinda wierd. im gonna go puke now.

hope all of u have a good night

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isn't that considered rude? ha... jk
if it were me personally i'd be pissed off to tell you the truth

I know how you feel, My mom has a BF and they do that, but he fears me, I cant stand any man other then my father putting their hands on her...

I get really offended if he even looks at me wrong.