CLOSE!!! (omg how am I not caught?)

[Sorry its so long...]
Wow...tonight was sooooooo close I just gotta write about it.

So anyway today I got about a quarter of mids, and I'm real excited cause I haven't smoked but 3 times since I got caught on 4/21, and this time I will have my own stash too.

My mom usually goes to bed early, like 9-9:30 and so after all the lights were out and she was in her room, I load up my nice, almost brand new (smoked out of it once) pipe and begin to smoke. So I'm chillin', tokin', everythings cool till my dad decides to call my cell. So with pipe in hand I'm fumblin' around lookin' for my phone and then I get it and say "hello" as I put my pipe under my bed in my box. Lighters still in my other hand, and my dad is saying something about the house phone being messed and for me to tell my mom to call him or somethin', I'm too high and nervous to pay attention. Then my mom comes in my room cause she knows its probably my dad on the phone (wtf shes supposed to be asleep!) and I have the ligher in my hand still, after about 5seconds I notice this and straight up drop it onto the floor by my bed. Then I believe I handed the phone to my mom, turned around and noticed my pot-leaf ash tray was on my computer desk, so I casually walk over, sit down, and grab it and hid it between my legs when I was sitting. Then I just put it on the ground and I realize my box with all my accessories is not quite under my bed, and the lighter MIGHT be in visible view by my mom if the angles right. So I try to fumble around and hide my shit discreetly while my mom is still in the doorway on the phone, and at some point she goes "oh my god your smoking pot in here!" and I just played the "oh my god are you kidding? your serious?" card. Then she says some stuff like "I thought I smelled something funny, why is your window open??" ---- "Cause it gets hot in here! you know that!" and then she is on the phone still so she leaves my room, and I immediately throw everything in my box, lean out my window and toss it on the ground. I forgot to put my ash tray in there so I risked throwing that out there too. Then I began to quitely move around to turn on the fan, spray some axe, etc. And I'm just waitin' for my mom to come back in and have to try and convice her I'm not high. Well she didn't, man that was an agonizing 2 hours. Since I'm trying to act casual I am leaving my room for the bathroom, and to the kitchen to get milk and stuff. Well as I go out one time my mom comes into the hall, so I look at her, give her a big smile (like I'm innocent) and then she just smiles back and says "I'm not going to say anything" and so I head to the kitchen to get some milk and we talk for a second about how she hates when the fan comes on cause its loud and she felt bad for our dog cause we put him in the cage for the night, etc. So yeah, I guess I'm not in trouble, I'm not sure if maybe my dad said something to make her not care (I highly doubt she 'doesn't care') or she actually thinks I wasn't tokin'.

Anyone else have some realllly close stories? I'm off to finish my bowl...:rasta:

haha word.. I feel ya man.. it sucks for us that can't blaze freely in our house or have parents that don't let you smoke..

Last night was actually pretty close.. a couple of months ago i came home pretty blazed and my dad came down and apparently could smell it off me.. I told him it was a cigar.. and then told him my friend was smoking weed once he kept saying it was weed.. I mean I really reeked.. lol

anyway, last night I got home pretty blazed at around the same time as that other night a month ago.. it was deja vu.. soon as I closed the door I could hear the steps from his room and he stood at the top of the stairs.. I started walking towards the kitchen then towards my room (the basement) thinking he could smell it since I had just smoked a joint and didn't wash my hands.. haha I was really paranoid since that last time he said if he ever found out I smoked weed he would kick me out and call the cops on me? lol anyway as he was talking he stopped for a second and I proceeded downstairs and into my washroom.. he came all the way down.. saying I left him talking by himself and I told him I thought he stopped talking and was in a hurry to take a dump:P then he left haha that was def a close one for me..

Aly G, isnt it decriminalized in canada?

just wondering. close calls on both of you. luckily ive never been caught. or close for that matter. i have a shed in my backyard that my friends and i sleep in during the summer (for obvious reasons ;D) which is located right by my parent's room, it is separated only by our house wall. we were so loud at 4 in the morning im surprised we didnt wake her. of course im yelling "shutup" at the top of my lungs in hopes to quit my friends. haha.

nop.. most cops will just take it from you and let you go.. some will give you a ticket.. and if you carry more than a half o.. they can put you in jail saying you were dealing... but yeah I guess you could say it's a little more tolerated than in the states. Wouldn't make a different with my parents though..

LOL i got caught red handed a few weeks ago

and by red handed i mean i smoke screened my own mother.

im sittin in my room at like 9:30 at night, she gets up early for her work so she's in bed (or so i thought).

i got niel young - hey hey, my my playing on my new speaker setup. it was semi loud and i didn't hear my mom come in. so i'm sittin there with my loaded pipe, enjoyin the computer and niel young, and then all of a sudden tehre was a tap on my shoulder

i turn around and exhale at the same time and there's my mom, half glaring half smiling at me. (mind you this was like the 9th time ive been "caught" if you even wanna call it that anymore). so the line in hey hey my my where niel says "it's better to burn out than to fade away" comes on and she says "gee mark, you're really taking that neil song to heart aren't you." she chuckled as she walked out of my room.

she took nothing from me, and thats the chillest ive ever seen her after catching me. i stared at the wall in utter shock for about 30 seconds then i turned back to my computer and hit the bowl again LOL!

we havent discussed it since and she isnt even acting pissed its awesome.

Sounds like you were caught! Luckily your mum seems fairly leniant! :rasta:

i was dry for about a week and my sister came home with an 8th for me and we've been smoking it as a family for the best few days :D


i used to be worried about being caught until i realised my mom smokes as much as i do

yeah dude I have a similiar story too...

alright so my friend I are blazing out on my back patio at one of the tables out there, and we have 2 big stashes of weed, 3 pipes, a lighter, cigs, and it just reeks of weed because we had been blazing a lot...so anyway we're counting on my mom being out all night, but she comes home about 5 minutes after our last bowl, so she walks to the screen door opens it and is about 5 feet away from me while everything is on the table, (I'm ripped as hell) so I stand up, put everything in my hoodie pocket, while my mom is watching, and turn around and say hey to her. Meanwhile, I had some crushed up vicodin in lines on a magazine on the island in my house, so we go back in about 30 minutes later and she hands me the magazine, all cleaned off, and goes "is this yours?" and I said yeah, so she hands me the magazine and we walk downstairs...it may seem like a soft story but you guys don't even know



p.f.s.- my mom has caught me 2 times before that and flipped and now she drug tests me...so what do you guys think, did she know and not care or did she not know at all

She probably didn't know. Sometimes people can be very un-observant. Like you might be hiding something when your parent is standing RIGHT there, but they might not be paying attention to what it is, or the fact that you are hiding something. I mean, think about how many times someones picked something up and put it in their pocket or something and you didn't even realize they grabbed it or what it was, other people aren't always concerned with what exactly your doing.

Haha, you forgot the ash tray was still out... I have a similiar story.

Was at a friends house smoking out of a homemade bong we just made, all is well. So we smoke around a 1/8, for the night. my friend and I decided that we should put the bong away. While my other friend is sleeping. So my friend and I put the bong around the corner of their tool box, where nobody could see it. Unless they came into the garage. So were tired, and go to sleep. (Forgeting about the bong) Well the next morning we wake up and go into the garage to find the door open and his mom smoking a cig. Well she walks out says hi, and good morning, and leaves. Well we walk in and the friend who was sleeping said "so where did you guys put the stuff last night?" Well, I look at the kid who help me "hide" the bong. Then we look and there it is. We just started laughing, knowing that his mom had to of seen it, and we come to find out that there was still about half a bowl left in it. It's cool cause his mom just doesn't care enough to do anything about it. It's funny how his mom didn't say anything to us, or do anything. Yet if it was my mom at my house, I would bet that she would tell my friends parents, and all that shit.


Oh and da5mikey, sounds like your mom just doesn't care any more.

That reminds me of a time my brother and I had just got down doing bong hits down in the shop. We were sitting in his car listening to the radio when Mom snuck up behind us and is like "So what of you guys been doin" So I'm like "NOTHING" drrrrr " You haven't been smoking doobies down here have you" and so I luaghed at her becuase who the hell says doobies. Then shes like are you sure you haven't been smoking weed" "NO we haven't" then she says" You look guilty" and then I'm like " You make me feel guilty" and we all had a good luagh. Then she says " Boys there will be none of that out here" and we say Ok and she walks off.

She usually takes it pretty well she seems to get a kick out of us when were stoned.

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Originally Posted by pixel

LOL i got caught red handed a few weeks ago

and by red handed i mean i smoke screened my own mother.

im sittin in my room at like 9:30 at night, she gets up early for her work so she's in bed (or so i thought).

i got niel young - hey hey, my my playing on my new speaker setup. it was semi loud and i didn't hear my mom come in. so i'm sittin there with my loaded pipe, enjoyin the computer and niel young, and then all of a sudden tehre was a tap on my shoulder

i turn around and exhale at the same time and there's my mom, half glaring half smiling at me. (mind you this was like the 9th time ive been "caught" if you even wanna call it that anymore). so the line in hey hey my my where niel says "it's better to burn out than to fade away" comes on and she says "gee mark, you're really taking that neil song to heart aren't you." she chuckled as she walked out of my room.

she took nothing from me, and thats the chillest ive ever seen her after catching me. i stared at the wall in utter shock for about 30 seconds then i turned back to my computer and hit the bowl again LOL!

we havent discussed it since and she isnt even acting pissed its awesome.

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That is quiet possible the coolest story ever haha i wish that would happen to me. well it actually kinda has now that i think about it my parents have found my bong and a homemade vaporizer and one of my brothers pipes and some how we have managed to convince my parents that its all our lazy friends who come over and leave their shit at my house lol and that we dont smoke we just watch them smoke haha idk im blazed as hell right now :thumbsup: