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Ever been to work, gone for a s**t, and one of your work colleagues passes a comment along the lines, 'Fu***ng h**l, have the police got a warrent out for your arrest yet? They will do you on the murder charge and also finding the affore mentioned dead thing up your arse!' ?
I got it said to me this morning. I enjoyed it.
i cant understand that at all. is it becuase im high?
either that or your mentally disabled. congrats on your stinky ass friend
The **** words say Fucking Hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by NightProwler
You can swear here man. Hell, piss, damn, fart. :D
That's an interesting thing to say to someone. Who'd you kill? ;) j/k
For gods sake, chill out my friend. I may of been kissing maryjane before I wrote it. Come on, don't you always conplain of other ppl's farts? This is something to give THEM something to complain about. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, its great. Feel the Pride. Be a man.
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Can you say all this again but in english?
coz i dont think anyone understands this thread
I love farting and pissing people off. It's a good way to clear the room and get my couch all to myself. :D
Lmao yeah i love doing that isnt it weird how no one minds the smell of their own fart :D
Sometimes my farts send me running. :p
My older brother, when I was younger, used to fart right in my face almost every morning. I'd be sleeping, then all of a sudden, he would mash his ass right up against my face, and rip a smelly one. And I mean, he wouldn't just fart and run, he would sit there and let me suffocate in the fart smell. :p
I smoke the best shit, cos I understand them, even though I wrote em. Damn.
Nevermind. Hope you enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA_Jp...elated&search=
The music is decent.
LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
i just got back from Ibiza and my m8 farted and followed thru he shit him self and he then threw his shorts off the balcony its was FUCKED up haha
ummmm... why is this one just for the lads?? dont girls shits stink aswell?? lol
after reading this i can say yes, unleash the plauge that drives humanity into extinction.
Do you find ladies bragging about how much they smell when they have a shit/fart?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes
I know lads do, so I opted for the obvious.
My retarded cousin tells people when she farts and laughs the worse it is.
Then again she laughed when her dad died too......
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Originally Posted by NightProwler
Sometimes i'm really glad i'm not the only one. Yeah, I think it's something to do with being high.
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